Rogue One Admiral Raddus Discussion Thread (and Fan Club)

Raddus knows the trouble I've seen.

 

Raddus knows the half of it but carries on anyway.

 

Raddus hit the iceberg, and the iceberg sank.

 

When Raddus goes to a restaurant, he orders Sarlacc

The Force is an energy field created by all living things except Raddus, because the Force can't ask for permission

Raddus taunts every player at the annual Kasshykk Holochess Tournament, wins, and still leaves with both his arms.

 

Midichlorians are a microscopic lifeform that exists in all living cells, except Raddus'. He lives in all midichlorians.

 

Raddus spits into the wind and the wind just takes it.

 

I thought he spat into Mr. Potter's eye.

Admiral Raddus isn't intimidated by Bor Gullet. Bor Gullet attempted to read his thoughts, and he was frightened off by him.

 

Raddus tugs on Superman's cape.

 

Raddus baits his fish-hooks with asteroid slugs

The odds of an asteroid field successfully navigating its way around Raddus are approximately 3720 to 1

Raddus once saved an entire herd of Tauntauns from the cold by putting them in his belly

The easiest way to destroy a lightsaber is by using it to try and chop off Raddus' hand

AT-ATs roll over playfully onto their backs when Raddus approaches

 

Raddus pulled the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger.

 

Raddus is the missing Mortis Mother.

 

Raddus messed around with Slim.

 

Bob Effette wins the last few pages. Outstanding. Though not as outstanding as Raddus.

 

Spoiler

If Raddus had commanded the Raddus, TLJ would have been a short.

 

Spoiler

If Raddus had commanded the Raddus, the First Order's Dreadnaught would have fled in terror at the beginning of the film.

 

Raddus didn't die, he became The Raddus in TLJ. He was such a good admiral he became a starship. Everyone lives inside of him.

 

Spoiler

You didn't see the scene where Ackbar did a 'Leia', and flew through the stars to Scarif, to be with his soul mate Raddus. They then flew to Ach-To, to reforge the Jedi.

 

Raddus is so rad that his name is a verb, just like Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris wears Admiral Raddus pajamas.

 

When Raddus takes a bath, exiled Jedi masters set up home on him
When Raddus drops out of hyperspace, hyperspace begs him to reconsider

 

Raddus is so awesome, that even other movies pay a moment of silence as a sign of respect for him.

 

Spoiler

The Raddus never actually struck the Supremacy. The Supreme Leader's ship voluntarily broke in half in honor of the Resistance's flagship's namesake.