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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
9/30/06 10:22pm
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Quote board--only for things overheard out and about in real life
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Have something really funny overheard?
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
10/19/06 8:33am
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RE: Quote board
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"Your pupils are evil..." ~Gardener doing a health-and-demonic-possession check on kateydidnt.
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SpiritofEowyn
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 10:09pm
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RE: Quote board
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Sounds like something you'd have to do. :P
"The plot lacked significant plot elephants." <-- Kateydidnt on HP 3 movie.
:P
One of the girls in my youth group was talking to me about taking care of big families and she said "Well, you could always have your husband's wife do it..." And didn't realize what she said.
I told her I didn't believe in polagamy. =P She was sooo embarressed afterwards.
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
10/20/06 11:48pm
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RE: Quote board
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LOL, too funny. We need to put up some Gardenerisms.
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Noelie
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Date Posted:
10/21/06 9:00am
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My daughter was telling about one of her co-workers that talked about his grandfather living with the family. It seems this older gentleman would frequently get up like he was going to go do something, and then would stop and touch his... er... butt.
When they finally questioned him on this extremely strange habit he explained.
"You always remember what you were going to do when you sit down, so I figure there must be some kind of nerve back there that helps you remember things you forget and I am trying to remember what I got up for."
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DantanaSkywalker
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Date Posted:
10/21/06 2:05pm
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I was at Chili's with a friend, and I let her try my molten chocolate lava cake thing, and for some reason, she came out with, "It's like a Jensen Ackles cake for your mouth!" .......
Oh, and then my mom, when discussing "The Da Vinci Code", said "Oedipus Dei" instead of Opus Dei. My stepfather defined it as "I'm going to kill you because you're in love with the mother of God!"
Dana
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
11/28/06 9:16pm
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By order of Mia:
"And there was this really hot timpanist." ~Ish
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
11/30/06 5:08pm
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And from yesterday:
"Why does bread dough have to sound like a sucking chest wound?" ~Ish
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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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Date Posted:
12/12/06 11:56pm
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From earlier tonight:
Ish: "Where are the normal people in our apartment?"
Gardener: "We keep them in a tiny little box."
Ish: "I wasn't talking about the Barbies."
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kateydidnt
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Date Posted:
12/23/06 12:30am
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RE: Quote board
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Kateydidnt: How did they cool it so fast?
DantanaSkywalker: Maybe with a super coolant?
Kateydidnt: I guess they could have used--
Mia: He just heated those up with heat vision, and you're arguing about how it was possible to cool it that fast?
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
1/1/07 9:53pm
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"Technically it's called a fell beast."
"Can we call Jag a Fel beast?"
~Dana and me over Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit.
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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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Date Posted:
1/6/07 11:28pm
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RE: Quote board
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(Basically, me, Ish, and Dana were talking and trying to convince Ish to write more mush instead of angst and we were talking about her Han/Leia stories and...)
Ish: "Well, I wrote a Han and Mara story once--"
Mia: "Eww! That's not mush, that's gross!"
and then a minute later:
Ish: "Remember, I didn't kill anyone for a year. That's enough mush for me!"
Dana and Mia: "Mush is not the absence of killing!"
Mia: "Courage is not the absence of fear, and mush is not the absence of killing!"
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MiaTieska
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Date Posted:
1/6/07 11:31pm
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kateydidnt: "Be careful crossing the street."
Mia: "Frogger!!!"
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
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"We have twisted Venetians in our apartment." ~Ish
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Noelie
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Date Posted:
1/8/07 5:08pm
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MiaTieska posted:
(Basically, me, Ish, and Dana were talking and trying to convince Ish to write more mush instead of angst and we were talking about her Han/Leia stories and...)
Ish: "Well, I wrote a Han and Mara story once--"
Mia: "Eww! That's not mush, that's gross!"
and then a minute later:
Ish: "Remember, I didn't kill anyone for a year. That's enough mush for me!"
Dana and Mia: "Mush is not the absence of killing!"
Mia: "Courage is not the absence of fear, and mush is not the absence of killing!"
Okay. .I gotta laugh at this one. It is sort of like reminding me of discussion of love and "gasp" sex vs violence. Somehow it never fails to astound me how such a sweet returned missionary can write and WATCH violence and death without blinking- yet utter the strangest groans at mush and love scenes in the movies...
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DarthIshtar
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Yes, yes, go on and mock me. 
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