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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
Star Wars Trivia Hostess

Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 9/2/07 10:56pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Kateydidnt: I'm not a goat! I am NOT a goat!

 

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jedi_master_boy 
Registered: Sep '07
23781_Darth Tater
Date Posted: 9/5/07 7:55pm Subject: RE: Quote board
while re-reading "Wraith Squadron": "You know, if I had even the tiniest control over the Force, what I'd do with it?... On those long missions, I'd scratch that little spot in the center of my back I can never reach" - Garik "Face" Loran

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 9/6/07 7:10pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Ish: You know you're writing an odd angst-fic when you go through and find out how many times someone has said thank you.
Katey: You're an odd angst-fic.
Ish: I heard "You're an annoying speck."

 

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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 9/9/07 9:42pm Subject: RE: Quote board - Date Edited: 9/9/07 9:48pm (2 edits total) Edited By: MiaTieska
(from over IM)

Mia: does kateydidnt know a good butterbeer recipe? cause I want some
Ish: i've heard good things about this one: http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11629888/18K_White_Gold_Aquamarine_Diamond_Engagement_Ring.jpg
Mia: ...
Mia: the ring has to do with butterbeer how?

 

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DantanaSkywalker 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Apr '02
22182_Kyp and Jaina
Date Posted: 9/10/07 11:28pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Me: Why would those good little Wiccans want to summon Cthulhu, anyway? He's a death god.
Ish: Because he's hot?
Me: He's a giant mass of tentacles!
Ish: Okay, so he's a little hands-y.
Me: . . . Gives new meaning to the term "octopus hands" . . .
kateydidn't: . . . you guys are weird.

 

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"I always liked Kyp Durron better, anyway." -- Han Solo
". . . What the hell is an 'Aluminum Falcon'?"
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object."
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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 9/14/07 10:59pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Ish: you might be a blogging zombie
Ish: after all, we know how much you love our brains
Gardener: nah
Gardener: not really. your brains aren't made of chocolate
Ish: okay, now I know why you never really attacked me
Guin: nah, NO ONE'S brains are made of chocolate
Ish: lol
Gardener: at least no one's that I'VE checkec
Ish: i bet they left that out of the contract
Gardener: contract?
Ish: for zombiedom
Ish: believe me--I've seen you during finals week. I know your secret
Gardener: ah - zombies are not (as is popularly thought) under any contractural obligations
Ish: so they're outsourced?
Gardener: and no, I'm not a zombie (i don't even play one on TV)
Ish: lol

 

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DantanaSkywalker 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Apr '02
22182_Kyp and Jaina
Date Posted: 9/26/07 7:18pm Subject: RE: Quote board - Date Edited: 9/26/07 9:18pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DantanaSkywalker
Ish: I have a thing for Ralph Fiennes.
Mia: . . . I thought you said you had a thing for 'grape vines'.


Ish: Have you read the one with Han and Stacy mating for the first time- Meeting. Not mating.

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted: 10/6/07 9:46pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Kate: "Oh, and there's Ish, Palpy and Jon."
Mia: "Nice threesome."

 

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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 10/7/07 5:47pm Subject: RE: Quote board
(proof that there are random strings of topic when we get togther -- these were said almost on top of each other)

Kate: So there's this crossover--
Ish: I've been watching too much Red Sox lately--
Dana: My pants keep falling down--

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Dana: I've never actually spit out food before!

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Ish: I really need to work on the Lest Ye Be Judged post--
Mia: Aren't you done with that yet?

 

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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 10/7/07 5:53pm Subject: RE: Quote board
More from last night!

This was from the middle of the conversation about the 100-Hour Board, and I spaced out for only a minute, and when I listened again this is what happened:

Dana: No, what you do, is put in a layer of jello on the bottom, put in the stapler, and then put on another layer of Jello.
Mia: ...Why are you putting a stapler in jello??!!

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Kate: I love Clark.
Ish: I thought you said "I love Quark."

~~~~~

(After some time passes)

Mia: So... why were you talking about putting a stapler in jello??

 

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"The Bank of Jedi Skills is... empty. We're overdrawn."
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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 10/12/07 9:49pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Mia: Wait, I never had a conversation about lactose intolerance!

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/18/07 10:13pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Ish: I'm so excited I can't punctuate!

(Context, the 9th inning of tonight's Red Sox game, where instead of being eliminated from the playoffs, they won 7-1. I was typing to my friends and could not remember how to spell or punctuate.)

 

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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 10/21/07 8:54pm Subject: RE: Quote board
So yesterday, me, Dana, and Ish went to Frightmares at Lagoon. LOL.

(This was brought up out of nowhere as we waited for a ride)

Dana: So how come it's the Cruciatus Curse, but to cast it you say crucio?
Ish: It has to do with the Latin 1st person (blah blah complicated stuff about languages here, discussion about congugation, Greek and Gaelic as well are mentioned, til we get to...)
Dana: Elvish conjugation is insane.

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(Ish gets a pet stuffed rhino...)

Ish: So what if I name the rhino Snape?
Mia: Ewww! Why would you do that??

(later)

Ish: I know! I can name it Marvolo!
Mia: Why??
Ish: Because Tom Riddle is hot!
Mia: You are evil!! See? You love villains! Earlier you said you didn't, liar!
Ish: Have you seen Ralph Fiennes lately? (pronounced Ray Fines)
Mia: I still hear you say "grape vines."

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(As we're looking for something to eat, and half the places are closed)

Ish: Look, Wacamole sounds like Mexican food. (pronounced like guacamole without the G)
Dana: ...That says Wac-a-Mole.

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(And Mia puts on her bright orange poncho as it starts to rain...)

Mia: I don't think they even sell this color anymore, I am in fashion!
Ish: You look like a budget Rebel pilot in the rain.
Dana: You look like you're wearing an orange garbage bag.
Mia: Hey! It's a Halloween color!

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 11/3/07 4:40pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Ish: I feel like baking. Kate, I want to bake. What should I bake?
Katey: NOT ME!

 

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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
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Date Posted: 11/10/07 9:53pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Gardener: Oh, kate, she really does like her acronums.
Ish: Come here for your acronum-nums.

 

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