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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
Star Wars Trivia Hostess

Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 11/12/07 8:46am Subject: RE: Quote board
Me: I just feel like a crappy wench this week.
Gardener's cousin: Well, feel free to crap or wench all you want.
Me: ...
GC: Just not on the seat.

 

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kateydidnt 
Registered: Nov '04
41555_Padme
Date Posted: 11/21/07 11:43pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Kateydidnt: "Do you need me to punch you?"
Ish: "No, I have a very sharp hip."

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
Star Wars Trivia Hostess

Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 1/23 7:19pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Ish (singing Phantom): Let your soul take you where you long to be!

Kate (off-handedly during the high note): Oh, THAT's where I put my exacto knife.

 

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Jace Taran 
Registered: May '00
19931_Star Destroyer
Date Posted: 1/23 10:30pm Subject: RE: Quote board
My dad was playing ping-pong a few years ago with my cousin's husband. My dad was playing left-handed for some reason, and cousin's husband (can't remember his name; I've only met him a handful of times) was winning.

Dad (with a grin): I admit, you are better than I am.
Cousin's Husband: Then why are you smiling?
Dad: I am not left-handed!

Funny thing was, my cousin's question was 100% sincere. He had no idea he was playing right along (though I think he realized soon after).

 

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You see that? I am a professional; the ceiling is now on fire, and I'm not worrried.
Well, that does it for stupid snake...FACE.
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DantanaSkywalker 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Apr '02
22182_Kyp and Jaina
Date Posted: 1/24 9:47am Subject: RE: Quote board
Hee. I love random Princess Bride quotage.

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 1/24 10:15am Subject: RE: Quote board
I just say things like "Bye, bye, boys, have fun storming the castle!"

 

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Jace Taran 
Registered: May '00
19931_Star Destroyer
Date Posted: 1/24 1:38pm Subject: RE: Quote board - Date Edited: 1/24 4:22pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Jace Taran
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

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For those of you following along at home, don't forget your...subatomic house?
You see that? I am a professional; the ceiling is now on fire, and I'm not worrried.
Well, that does it for stupid snake...FACE.
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Allofthemonkeys 
Registered: Dec '07
40694_ARC Trooper
Date Posted: 1/24 10:20pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Of course, bananas are much more interesting.

 

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Jace Taran 
Registered: May '00
19931_Star Destroyer
Date Posted: 1/24 10:37pm Subject: RE: Quote board
"Tell us your purpose in Port Royal, 'Mr Smith.'"
"And no lies!"
"All then right, I confess. I intend to commandeer this vessel, sail with a pirate crew out of Tortuga, and otherwise raid, pillage, and plunder my weasley black guts out."
"I said no lies!"
"I think he's telling the truth."
"If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told it to us."
"Unless of course he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you."

 

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For those of you following along at home, don't forget your...subatomic house?
You see that? I am a professional; the ceiling is now on fire, and I'm not worrried.
Well, that does it for stupid snake...FACE.
http://returnoftheghostbusters.com
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Allofthemonkeys 
Registered: Dec '07
40694_ARC Trooper
Date Posted: 2/4 12:59pm Subject: RE: Quote board
Upon learning about their pending doom,
Owen- "Well lets all have sex"
Ianto- "And I taught the end of the world couldn't get any worse."

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 2/6 9:16pm Subject: RE: Quote board - Date Edited: 2/6 9:21pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthIshtar
Gardener: verbose sounds like a synthetic fabric, have you ever noticed that?

 

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Allofthemonkeys 
Registered: Dec '07
40694_ARC Trooper
Date Posted: 2/7 10:04pm Subject: RE: Quote board
"Looks like I'd better stock up on plankton"

and

Zach "Dude, I'm Awesome." (said with complete seriousness)
Seth "I don't see whe..."
Me "No, no, he's right. He is Awesome."

 

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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 2/9 12:55am Subject: RE: Quote board - Date Edited: 2/9 12:56am (1 edits total) Edited By: MiaTieska
DarthIshtar posted:
I just say things like "Bye, bye, boys, have fun storming the castle!"

Wait... don't you hate that movie?


Mia to Dana:
Mia: why'd you say give you a sec? I thought you were going to look for the hangman thread. lol
Mia: now I just believe you're plotting world domination
Mia: again

 

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DarthIshtar 
Title: Former CR
Star Wars Trivia Hostess

Registered: Mar '01
44373_Fan Films - Pink Five
Date Posted: 2/9 1:42am Subject: RE: Quote board
I do. Doesn't mean I don't quote it on occasion.

 

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MiaTieska 
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
Registered: Jan '03
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 2/9 1:47am Subject: RE: Quote board
LOL, it's an awesome movie to quote.

-Mia

 

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