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Allofthemonkeys
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Dec '07
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Date Posted:
2/10 5:40pm
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Christina: How old are you?
Rob: 24 why?
Christina: How old are you?
Me: 21
She goes back to Rob, and asks: Are you doing anything for valintines day?
Rob, with a scared tone in his voice: Nooo
Christina with a smile that says she knows more then we do: Good, I'll call you later.
Rob to me: I have a bad feeling about this (Said just like Han Solo)
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jedi_master_boy
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2/10 5:53pm
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At a Sonic Drive In Employee meeting:
Lawrence: (Regarding Mystery Shopper scores) We need better scores
Me: Your mom needs better scores
Lawrence: Yeah? Yo momma so stupid she kept saying 'Am not' to R2
Me: Yo momma so fat she made Jabba the Hutt say 'Daaaamn!'
Lawrence: Yo momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories
Me: (After running out an order) Yo momma so dumb she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter
Lawrence: I was waiting for that one
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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2/10 6:07pm
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My grandparents tonight, while he was telling a story about his father.
Gpa: So, we had a farm and we raised oats and barley and wheat...
Gma: And hell...
Gpa: EUNICE! We raised heaven!
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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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2/10 6:17pm
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 I love Robot Chicken Star Wars! Even better that you guys could quote it!
Ooh, I've got a quote. Dinner table tonight, we were discussing kids who'd snuck out of the house in high school and somebody goes, "I never snoke... snook... how do you say it?"
So now, snoking is a new level of sneaking out of the house. 
-Mia
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Allofthemonkeys
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2/12 9:47pm
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Today was Free pancake day at IHOP
I was talking about it all day and this was one conversation
Me: Its free Pancake DAY!!!
Randy: I was wondering when you were going to mention that.
Me: What can I say, I like food.
Randy: I know, thats why I was wondering how long it would take you to mention it.
Later after that class
Me: Mmm, pancake time.
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DantanaSkywalker
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2/12 9:55pm
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A friend of mine and I were discussing the actor Jared Padalecki, and his girlfriend Sandy, and how Sandy is always hanging around him.
Friend: Why does she always have to be standing right there? She goes to everything, she hangs on him . . .
Me: She's marking her territory, keeping the fangirls away.
Friend: I guess so.
Me: I mean, it's not like she can pee on him.
Both of us: . . .
Me: Did I say that out loud?
Dana
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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2/12 10:57pm
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Kateydidnt: These cookies need to cool and then they'll be ready for consuming... I nearly said consummation there, but it just sounded wrong.
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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2/20 7:15pm
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Me and Katey singing "What is this feeling" from Wicked.
Katey: What is this feeling so sudden and new
Me: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
Her: My head is rushing
Me: ...
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DantanaSkywalker
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2/20 8:54pm
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I don't get it . . .
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DarthIshtar
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2/20 9:51pm
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The line is "my pulse is rushing, my head is reeling." How can a head be rushing?
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Allofthemonkeys
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2/22 1:25pm
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Me and my friend were running out of one of the buildings on BYU to catch the light while it was still green and I jumped over a whole flower bed and this is what happened after was made it across the street.
Randy: (Same guy as Pancake day) Wow, for a guy your size you are really agile.
Me: Agile, what?
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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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2/25 4:47pm
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Random guy: "I'm not wearing secondhand spandex!"
Some people on the bus today were discussing spandex. I have no clue how they got on the topic, but it was pretty amusing.
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DarthIshtar
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2/26 10:00pm
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Kateydidnt: What did you say?
Me: I said I really can't read my scriptures before writing on Lest Ye Be Judged.
Kateydidnt: Why, do you start writing in Biblical diction?
Me: No, but I start to sound like Moroni Chapter 7!
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kateydidnt
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2/26 11:23pm
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(about kateydidnt misspeaking)
Ish: Middle Engrish? Is that like what Marco Polo brought back from China?
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2/28 9:51pm
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Kateydidnt: You're talented at bleeding...
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