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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Mar '01
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Date Posted:
3/2 4:21pm
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RE: Quote board--only for things overheard out and about in real life
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Ish: My chin is perfectly pine.
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Allofthemonkeys
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Dec '07
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Date Posted:
3/2 6:50pm
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RE: Quote board--only for things overheard out and about in real life
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Ok, road trips are the best for random quotes, and I just got back from one so here are the ones I can remember!!
"You want to kiss my what?"
Talking about hitting birds with planes, "Its also hard on the duck, AFLAC!!! Splat!!"
A guy was talking about the new F-35 and asked a question, he said, "As far as you know."
We were walking out of a restrant and two good looking girls were walking in. Four of us checked them out and my roommate said very loudly, "THOSE were Women."
"Be the best damn snack officer you can be." Air Force Captain
"Computer Express, what is that?" Scott "It says Commuter Express." Me
"You're getting hairspray on my bagle!" Liz
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kateydidnt
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Nov '04
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Date Posted:
3/4 9:31pm
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RE: Quote board--only for things overheard out and about in real life
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3/4 9:32pm (1 edits total)
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Discussion topic: immigration
Kateydidnt: All of us are immigrants..well, except for 1/64th of you. So 1/64th of you can stay, the rest has to go.
Ish: You can't have 1/64th of an Ish.
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Mar '01
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Date Posted:
3/4 9:52pm
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Katey: The requisite number of delegates is half plus one. Well, actually, the number of delegates is 4,049. So it's half...and, well, a half.
Ish: You can't have half a delegate, even in politics.
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
3/9 10:10pm
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Me: The Canterbury Tales.
Katey's friend: Has it been made into a movie?
Katey: One of the greatest epics in the English language.
Katey's friend: What, Winnie the Pooh?
Later...
Katey's friend: Halo was great. You killed me a lot more than usual.
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kateydidnt
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Nov '04
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Date Posted:
3/10 8:16pm
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3/10 8:19pm (1 edits total)
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Ish: Caliban is the one time I've had to wear a loincloth.
Kateydidnt: I don't think I needed to know that.
Ish: Hey! It's not easy playing your own rapist!
A second later...
Ish: If that shows up on the quote board, you're dead.
Kateydidnt: It's going on the quote board.
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
3/11 11:58pm
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Okay, every time there's a capitalized word, it means one of us kicked the air jauntily. Just picture that.
Katey: Brrrr! I'm cold!
Ish: ...You're wearing a short-sleeved shirt.
K: And no SOCKS!
I: ...
I: And NO socks?
K: And no SOCKS!
I: AND no socks!
K: And no SOCKS!
I: Oh, my gosh, which one of us is on drugs?
This is funnier if you realize that I'm on four prescriptions.
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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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Jan '03
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Date Posted:
3/14 9:26pm
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Just over IM:
Ish: *sigh* writing palps is hard
Mia: I wouldn't think it'd be hard to write about your boyfriend
Ish: lol
Ish: kateydidnt just went "Did you just SNORT?" to me
Ish: because of me reading that
Mia: XD
Ish: i'm trying to write his wedding and wedding night from his wife's pov and i want there to be a hint of the fact that he will someday turn this intimacy to his advantage, but it's also the most REAL way she will ever see him
Mia: Ah, no wonder you're having trouble. You're writing your boyfriend's wedding night with someone else!
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Allofthemonkeys
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Date Posted:
3/16 11:09pm
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Tonight we were at ward prayer and the girl playing the piano brought in the book "The Zombie Survival Guide" and was talking with her friend about Zombies. My friend Rob and I walked in the they said, "Look, I think they might be Zombies." Then I said, "Sorry, I'm too good looking to be a zombie."
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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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Date Posted:
3/30 1:21am
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RE: Quote board--only for things overheard out and about in real life
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3/30 1:22am (1 edits total)
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Kateydidnt: Were you trying to play footsie with me?
SpiritofEowyn: I thought it was the table leg!
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[everyone is talking about natural disasters -- don't ask how we were on the topic -- talking over each other and then:]
Gardener: Caesar Romero was tall.
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[Gardener came to visit and made wands for a couple of people, and they were showing them to us]
Dana: What did she make the wands with?
Kateydidnt: Chopsticks, not chapsticks!
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[Gardener is reading outloud all the ingredients to everything we're eating]
SpiritofEowyn: *points wand* Silencio!
Gardener: *keeps reading*
A few minutes later:
Ish: *points wand* Avada Kedavra!
Gardener: *keeps reading*
A minute later:
SpiritofEowyn: What's the one where you control people? Imperio!
Gardener: No one can control the Gardener. ...I can't even control the Gardener.
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Allofthemonkeys
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Date Posted:
4/3 8:57am
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My coworker Andy: Kiwis look like a hairy spiders butt
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
4/7 10:17pm
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Another late-night gem from me and Katey in the context of her reading Stargate fanfic:
K: It's a fanfic about Jack's clone...
M: You're obsessed with this clone.
K: Well, he only shows up for one episode and then they don't say anything for THREE SEASONS!
M: Well, that's plot bunny fodder.
(later)
K: But it's really well-written because it was written by a guy who's...in the military, so he knows what he's talking about.
M: For a second, I thought you were going to say it was written by a guy who's a clone.
K: Yes, so he knows what he's talking about.
M: Hmmm...
K: It was written by Dolly the Sheep!
M: That explains a LOT of fanfics.
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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4/17 9:17pm
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Why you never discuss titles with headphones on (me and Katey again):
M: Here's an option for a title: Honor's Wrath
K: HUH?
M: Honor's Wrath.
K: Oh...OH! I was hearing "Honor's Raft."
M: Oh, yes, because it's a crossover between Star Wars and...
K: Huck Finn?
M: Exactly!
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
4/23 9:05pm
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Kate's friend much earlier in the century: Window's Vista is so sexy...
Tonight:
Me: Not all of us think Windows Vista is sexy.
Him: It's still sexy. It's just crap. It's sexy crap. It's like a dumb blonde.
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DantanaSkywalker
Title: Manager Emeritus
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Date Posted:
4/27 6:43pm
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At a restaurant this weekend:
Little Girl (about three): I went pee an' I washed my hands!
Mother: Shhhh! Everybody in the restaurant doesn't need to know.
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http://www.kypandjaina.net "I always liked Kyp Durron better, anyway." -- Han Solo ". . . What the hell is an 'Aluminum Falcon'?"
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