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MiaTieska
Title: Provo, UT FanForce CR
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Jan '03
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Date Posted:
4/28 11:50pm
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RE: Quote board--only for things overheard out and about in real life
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[Dana has had problems with her laptop battery, charging port, etc. lately -- this just took place over IM]
Dana: *gasp* compy is running on ac power!
Dana: i just know that if I move it, though, it'll start whining at me
Dana: i should call it "Compy", 'cause it's deceptive, and just when you think, "Aww, nice computer!" it hisses, pops its frill thing, and sprays acid on you so it can eat you
Mia: hahahahaha
Mia: you, my dear, just got quote boarded.
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"I have mutated bread! Come see!" "The Bank of Jedi Skills is... empty. We're overdrawn." It's Just Pretend, K/J: http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=22720801 Provo FanForce: http://boards.theforce.net/board.asp?brd=10138
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
Star Wars Trivia Hostess
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Mar '01
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Date Posted:
5/1 8:15pm
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Me and my coworker C.:
C: Did you know a noun could be neutral?
Me: Neutral? Do you mean neuter?
C: Yes! Neutered!
Me: No, neuter. It's neither female nor male.
C: Right, neutered.
Me: No, not neutered. It's not like 'Is your noun spayed?'
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Mar '01
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Date Posted:
5/3 9:59pm
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Me: It's in Ladron que roba al...
Katey: What about the drunk?
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Mar '01
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Date Posted:
5/6 7:55pm
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Me: Quiero dormir
Katey: Where's the bed?
Me: ...
Katey: I want to sleep?
and later
Katey: I got it right the next time!
Me: Yes, I'm very proud of your linguistic powers of elimination.
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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Allofthemonkeys
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Date Posted:
5/12 2:27am
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At a church meeting the bishop said, "We need to clear the food out of the closet because the church doesn't want to atract varmits and vermin."
One of the other guys in the meeting, "What? I'm already here."
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
5/20 12:59pm
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Convo between me, Kara and Chris at a party last night:
Chris: So, I dreamed last night that I was dating Paris Hilton.
Kara: Ew!
Me: I'm sorry.
Kara: What a nightmare...
Chris: Actually, it was pretty awesome. At least I was.
and me to Katey last night: Yeah, so when she did cornrows, no one told me I'd look like Shepherd Book when I took them out!
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
5/23 10:26pm
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Okay, this has to go up, with me and my sister.
Me (getting into her car): Hey.
My sister: Good grief! You should have knocked or warned me you were there! You could be a car thief!
Me: I don't think a lot of car thieves go around to ignited cars...
MS: WHAT?!
Me: I think I mean...cars that you turned on the ignition...you know what I mean!
MS: Yeah, because cars that have burst into flame are a lot better!
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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Allofthemonkeys
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Dec '07
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Date Posted:
5/25 9:18pm
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My friend Marnee, "Christina, you're trying to get Dan to Psuedo-strip in the chapel? You are too obsesed with Mr. Darcy."
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Allofthemonkeys
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Date Posted:
5/27 10:50pm
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At work I said: I need some date ideas
my now famous co worker Andy: You want to date an Indian?
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Allofthemonkeys
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Dec '07
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6/4 9:01pm
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Some quotes from my friends birthday party.
Brodrick, "I don't know whats going on, but three guys just raised their hands to 'metapause'."
Michelle, "Is 10 violent?"
Jake, "No, it golf, lowest score wins."
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Allofthemonkeys
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Date Posted:
6/10 10:27pm
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Some more crazy friend quotes.
"I lost mt thong!" Random party girl.
"I assume my prize in in the freezer." Todd as he was in the kitchen.
"Bryers Rocky Road is like crack." Marnee
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
6/13 11:11pm
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"So, I'm driving along and you were sitting out there and wearing that shirt and I saw bush, bush, bush, oh, that bush has red hair!" ~Dana on my visibility in green shirts.
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
7/10 12:48pm
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Me: GL
Gardener: GL? Oh, good luck.
Me: No, silly. I was wishing you George Lucas. May your final have crappy dialogue and cool explosions!
G: Eek no!
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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DarthIshtar
Title: Former CR
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Date Posted:
7/31 9:26pm
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Me: I love making new OCs
AlexisWingstar: OC's come out of my brain like... um....
Me: mush?
AlexisWingstar: i was actually thinking like blood from a popped vessel
but thought that was too gross
Me: OCs are a ruptured aneurysm?
AlexisWingstar: ROFL
AlexisWingstar: yeah
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"You are some self-important encyclopedia with too much time on his hands. I will see to it personally that you are used for spare parts every time my speeder needs an overhaul. You and that overpriced forklift out there." ~Dr. Bel Maden
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jedi_master_boy
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Sep '07
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Date Posted:
7/31 9:38pm
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A couple weeks ago, we were on a drive to Pleasant Grove and passed by the Purple Turtle. Sherie commented about how we hadn't been there in a while. We get to PG and turn around and as we pass by the Purple Turtle again, I say out loud "The Purple Turtle!" and Sherie says "Oh, there's another one? Oh, wait!" At this point we both start laughing.
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