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dewbackwing1138
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Date Posted:
2/25/06 2:52pm
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Snappy answers to SW lines
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I saw this on another thread-thought it could be fun.
Ok, this is a game I found on another thread. Lets see how it'll fly.
Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?
Here's the rules (very simple):
First person posts a line from the movies.
Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
Second person posts a line from the movies.
Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
And so on. . .
Here is an example, so you can better understand.
BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .
LUKE: What! What kind of doublespeak is that crap! Certain point of view my butt!
Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.
Ok. . .now go!
Here is the first SW line:
Mace Windu: This party is over.
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Illd_Saber
Title: President Quad Cities FanForce
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2/26/06 9:54am
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Mace Windu: This party is over.
Yoda: Over? Over you say? Master Windu, not over. The Twi'lek dancers have just arrived. Just begun the party has.
New line
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
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Windu sez: "You must realize there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic ..." http://www.qcroguesquadron.com
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Achilles_of_Edmonton
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2/26/06 3:41pm
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Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Tarkin: Not judging but I don't wanna know about the tremors you feel about your S&M pals ok. Keep that to yourself.
Luke Skywalker: Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.
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http://www.xpressentertainment.ca The 2012 End of the World theory is just like every other one before it . . . total bull$&*t and just an excuse to profit from selling books on the subject. Oh I think you think you don't, but we both know . . . you do.
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UluUlix
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2/26/06 4:43pm
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Nope, the twilek dancing girls never showed! We decided to play twister instead.
Newline- Han:You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.
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"Drawn into the mistakes of the Republic, the Jedi had been.
Allowed the dark side to take root. Allowed arrogance to infect the Order.
A priority, holding on to power had become. Inflated by their own conquests, the Jedi became."
Master Yoda
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Achilles_of_Edmonton
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2/26/06 8:21pm
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Oh are we keeping track of that now? Because I lost count.
Han: What a wonderful smell you've discovered.
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dewbackwing1138
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2/27/06 10:42am
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Jabba: Pardon me, I farted!
Newline:C3P0-Thank the maker!
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UluUlix
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2/27/06 6:31pm
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Rogue Pilots: Did someone make Pizza?
Newline: R2-D2 where are you?
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"Drawn into the mistakes of the Republic, the Jedi had been.
Allowed the dark side to take root. Allowed arrogance to infect the Order.
A priority, holding on to power had become. Inflated by their own conquests, the Jedi became."
Master Yoda
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Achilles_of_Edmonton
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(in a series of bleeps and chirps) I'm right behind you you non periphal sighted moron. I didn't realize they wiped some of your IQ with your memory.
Palps: He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.
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Illd_Saber
Title: President Quad Cities FanForce
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2/27/06 7:50pm
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Palps: He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.
Vader: I can't quit you.
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Amidala: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!
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Achilles_of_Edmonton
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2/28/06 3:13pm
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Amidala: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!
Anakin: You want me to hold your hand with this creepy metal claw and kiss you like I don't really mean it? Whatever you say.
Mace Windu: It's very dangerous putting them together.
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Mandalorian_Bad-Ass
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2/28/06 8:06pm
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Anakin: Two parts gasoline four parts Powdered Laundry detergent.. Homemade Napalm!! Voila!!!
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Luke: "The force is strong in my family. My father had it. I have it. My Sister has it..."
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qc-jedi_master_damek
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3/24/06 2:49pm
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And What a Strong Plevic Thrust it is!
New Line: Palps: Only Through me can you achive a power greater than any jedi....
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we'll see how smart you are when I
shove scewers in your mouth!!!
Then we'll see how easy the axe slices through the meat!!!!!
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Jedi_Master_Orion
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7/17/06 6:08am
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The power of bulls***!
New line: Control! Control! You must learn control!
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"I don't know if there is a Hell or not, but if there is
I take some comfort in knowing that certain folks
are going to be buried hotter and deeper
than I am with William Jefferson Clinton
being one of them."Gatewood Galbraith
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