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What happened to Cliegg Lars?
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Darth Sin
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Oct '99
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11/17/05 9:19am
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Cliegg Lars left Tatooine and got a job on Mustafar. He was working in the Mustafar soup kitchen, and just as he was about to serve soup and salad to the Separatist leaders, Darth Vader entered the room and began killing everyone that was in the room. Unknown to us all, Cliegg was killed by Anakin in between the cut away scenes.
Dialogue before Cliegg dies at the hand of Anakin:
Cliegg(with a bowl of soup in hand):Son, is that you??!
Anakin: Says nothing
Cliegg: Son, Why are you killing everybody in here? I know they look like animals, but they are people who were going to pay me.
Anakin: Says nothing
Cliegg: Some guy named Sidious promised I would get paid alot of Republic credits for feeding these customers. Now how will I get paid son?! He promised!
Anakin: Strikes Cliegg down to his death(bowl of soup flys into Anakin's hand) and says, "You just received your pay for allowing my mother to be captured and killed"
Anakin:(tastes the soup and looks down at Cliegg)The soup tastes pretty good, just like mom used to make it yippeee"!!Then Anakin reports to Sidious
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ChestRockwell
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Date Posted:
11/17/05 10:32am
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ok for those of you who really, really wanna know... the guys name is Jack Thompson and here is where he has been and what he's doing.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0860233/
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DarthSapient
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11/17/05 10:33am
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I thought the Official Site confirmed very early on in the spoiler phase that the character passes away between episodes. Or maybe he's still healing off in a corner somewhere.
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ChestRockwell
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11/17/05 10:39am
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Maybe He is kind of like the Elvis of the galaxy, In that people go around claiming to have seen him and he is still alive, I saw Him at the diner, I saw him at the pod races, and so on
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rhonderoo
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11/17/05 10:46am
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He's dead, son. Accept it.
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DT421  And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?
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DarthSapient
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11/17/05 10:48am
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Your post reminded me of a gabe banner to which I supplied the quote, if memory serves me.
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rhonderoo
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11/17/05 10:53am
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DT421 And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?
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IMTHEGENERAL
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11/17/05 10:54am
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I think that in the heat of the moment Cliegg Lars jumped on his swoop bike and headed towards the Tusken camp to avenge the death of his beloved wife..
Unfortunatley for him, the act of necrophilia was witnessed by a surviving Tusken Raider who reported this act to 'the Hutts'.
Cliegg Lars died in hiding yet the sick act went down in Tusken legend. Cliegg thought his little secret was safe. He was wrong. Years later, when Obi - Wan Kenobi makes his way through Jungland wastes, the Tuskens are immediatly frightened off by what looks to them like a ghostly vision of the depraved monster/Moisture farmer- the man in question, Mr Cliegg Lars.
They scarper for their lives hoping to avoid a repeat performance from the one legged- sicko..... 
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Jedi-Queen
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11/17/05 11:02am
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Cliegg had a serious malfunction with his hover chair.
He was last seen going the wrong way in a pod race.
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gabe
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11/17/05 12:46pm
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Hahaha, good times.
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SenatorPrincessLeia
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11/17/05 3:51pm
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Jedi-Queen posted:
Cliegg had a serious malfunction with his hover chair.
He was last seen going the wrong way in a pod race.
Good stuff. 
And another answer to what ever happened to Cliegg Lars? ....
The Tusken Raider's came back for him - piece by piece.
An arm, a leg, another arm.
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sushimilk
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11/17/05 8:30pm
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got sent to prison for "touching" r2
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11/18/05 2:50am
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(At all the jokes in his thread)
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Master_Shaitan
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11/18/05 7:46am
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What happened to Cliegg Lars?
After the death of his beloved wife and partially due to the trauma suffered from his serious injuries, Cliegg Lars slipped into a state of poor mental health, resulting in premature alzheimer's.
Not even a new prosthetic leg could raise his spirits.
As his behaviour became more erratic Cliegg even began to mistake his hover-chair for the toilet.
In time Clieggs behaviour worsened and fearing that they may be taken off the Jedi adoptive agency list, Owen and Beru decided that they would have to 'be rid' of Cliegg.
Hutt law however outlaws euthanasia so the Lars family had to seek alternate means to end the 'problem'.
They got back in touch with the junk dealer Watto who was in desperate need for some business to come his way in order to settle a few debts.
Watto gave the Lars family use of his second hand Carbon freeze utility. It was a crude machine but it would be adequate enough to freeze Cliegg for his journey to oblivion.
And so Cliegg was lowered in, hover-chair first and before he became distressed, Owen hit the switch and Cliegg was no more.
The end result was just what Owen and Beru wanted. An end to theirs and Clieggs suffering as well as a new decoration for the bare boned Homestead. The frozen Cliegg and hover-chair were mounted upon living room wall where he would remain for several years.
Many years passed and the Lars family received a very welcome call. A man claiming to be Ben Kenobi, friend of Anakin Skywalker, made contact with the Lars family and told them that they had been selected from the adoptive agency list to parent the son of Anakin, Luke Skywalker (Jedi Knight and friend of Captain Solo).
Despite being overjoyed at the news the Lars were still troubled by financial issues. Raising a child isn't an easy life and bares very little reward. Its also highly expensive. As Beru sifted through many ideas for work, from being a personal sex slave to Jabba the Hutt to being a dancer in one of the local seedy Mos Eisley clubs, Owen took some 'private time' in the family room and stared upon his father.
As the desperation grew, Owens eyes descended from the face of his father, down, down...but then stopped midway. The answer hit like a gun-dark.
After releasing the hover-chair from the carbonite, Owen headed off into town. Fortunately hover-chairs are hard to come by of late with the current trade disputes in the outer rim, so Clieggs expensive device picked up a good price in the Mos Eisley Markets - 8,000 rupees to be exact.
The money was enough to take care of Luke's child care until the end of the harvest and there was still enough to pay Watto to have Cliegg frozen again.
This time however, the hover-chair was obviously no more so the Lars family had to agree upon a new position for Cliegg to take. The end result was a delight to all whom visited the Homestead...
...all except poor little R2D2. He was still traumatised by events that took place many years ago on the 'farm'. He could never forgive Cliegg 'Chain Smoking' Lars for what was patronisingly called "touching up". That's why when he returned all those years later he attempted a desperate escape from the place that held so many terrible memories for him. R2 envied 3PO. He wished he could have his memory erased.
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LeeKenobi
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11/18/05 10:27am
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What happened to Cliegg Lars?
The Jawas attacked him for his chair.
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