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Fox4 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 11/18/05 10:29am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	^LMAOROFL^^^!! -----signature----- ~New President of the Official Boba and Jango Fett Fan Club~ Many Anakin_Sockwalker's died to bring you my profile. By order of Princess Kenobi my soup can label is Entangling Misou Soup.
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FifthofObi Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 11/18/05 1:36pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Any LAdies out there who would MAKE IT with Clieg?
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Tatooine_92 Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 11/18/05 5:48pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	I know what happened to him. Cliegg died the most horrible, most tragic, most utterly painful death to ever befall an innocent human being. He died of.... . . . . . . . . . Death. Owen and Beru are still grieving. -----signature----- Member of the official fan clubs listed in my bio "Of all the things to worry about, the Wookiee has no pants." --Mark Hamill George Lucas needs me!! --JOHN 8:32-- Tatooine 31
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Jedi_Hoppin_Bun Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 11/18/05 6:58pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	It's a little known fact that in AOTC, Cliegg didn't own the moisture farm, he rented. After Shmi's life insurance paid out, Cliegg had only one thing left to do. He went out and rimshot bought the farm.
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Darth Sin Registered: Oct '99	Date Posted: 11/18/05 7:36pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Cliegg Lars left Tatooine and began a career as a space pirate. He got a wooden leg to replace the one he lost, and then to really add to him becoming a pirate, he had his left hand chopped off and had it replaced with a hook. Darth Sin! -----signature----- "I see you becoming the greatest of all Jedi": Palpatine Lamont: "Martial arts is the oldest form of self defense" Grady: "It ain't older than running" Yoda: The Force is used for knowledge and defense, never for attack
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KissMeImARebel Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 1/21/06 8:26pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Jedi_Hoppin_Bun posted: It's a little known fact that in AOTC, Cliegg didn't own the moisture farm, he rented. After Shmi's life insurance paid out, Cliegg had only one thing left to do. He went out and rimshot bought the farm. Insurance policy, eh? No wonder the Lars' just wanted to sit around and drink blue milk while Anakin hunted for Shmi... I think Cliegg figured he'd spend retirement off of Tatooine: too many bad memories, and I'm sure the sand wreaked all kinds of havoc in the gears of his hoverchair. He made it as far as Anchorhead but couldn't get his chair past customs - so he settled for mixing drinks at the local sports bar and watching podraces. -----signature----- Waru's Sword of Truth RebelMollom of The Kind
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DarthDubya05 Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/21/06 8:56pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Your Cliegg Lars' Dead Son; Accept it. -----signature----- S.Helmet: before, you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.. D. Helmet: i am your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate! Lone Starr: what's that make us? D. Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to
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TheReturnofKardarl Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 1/21/06 9:06pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Cliegg Lars, the story you didn't hear.....on the next E! True Hollywood Story The story of a man, and his fall from grace, or, actually maybe he fell of that cliff in the moisture farm. You know, the one where Uncle Owen always yelled from? Maybe he fell of that ledge one day. Maybe he was tipsy from all that blue milk. That would explain why he looked like a drunk. He really started hitting the blue milk bottle hard after he fell of the ledge. The pain of losing the limbs resulted to an addiction in pain medication. After that, he turned to death sticks. He was eventually banned from all the local bars in Los Isley. With all his profits being spent on his addictions, he was losing the moisture farm. So he cut a deal with the sand people in order to collect that life insurance policy on Shmi. What a bum. Can we go back and look at the photo's again? Tell me that is not the face of a desperate man... -----signature----- Yes, Kardarl Santesce has returned In Iraq since Feb, 2005 "I see you have constructed a new reduntant thread, you training is now complete"
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Fox4 Registered: Aug '05	Date Posted: 1/21/06 9:37pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	No,no DarthDubya05, it goes like this: "This topic's dead,son.Accept it." You should ask me about this stuff, I'm a veteran of this profession -----signature----- ~New President of the Official Boba and Jango Fett Fan Club~ Many Anakin_Sockwalker's died to bring you my profile. By order of Princess Kenobi my soup can label is Entangling Misou Soup.
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cornbread Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 1/21/06 9:40pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	his got BLAW BLAW smakdown wid da jawus and dere gatz
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DarthDubya05 Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/22/06 4:35am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Fox4 posted: No,no DarthDubya05, it goes like this: "This topic's dead,son.Accept it." You should ask me about this stuff, I'm a veteran of this profession no need for hate. -----signature----- S.Helmet: before, you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.. D. Helmet: i am your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate! Lone Starr: what's that make us? D. Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to
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Darth_Maestro Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 1/22/06 3:49pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Jedi-Queen posted: Cliegg had a serious malfunction with his hover chair. He was last seen going the wrong way in a pod race. and he kept going and going and going..... -----signature----- Where just her to glamorize you for your endless sleep! You might as well look fetching when your six feet deep! IN DEFENSE OF STAR WARS!! DIE BASHERS DIE!!!
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KenKenobi Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 1/23/06 2:07pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	"It was...soap poisoning." -----signature----- An official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot Range-Model air rifle With a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time
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ChestRockwell Registered: May '04	Date Posted: 1/23/06 2:13pm Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	Cliegg it is said had very serious issues with the HOKIE POKIE... I think the part about putting your leg in then shaking it all about,,, this made him feel so depressed that he wnet into hiding for the remainer of his life.
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Achilles_of_Edmonton Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/24/06 9:17am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
	On the first page they mention something about if he died in the gap between AOTC and ROTS that his gravestone would be seen on the farm when Ben arrives with Luke. Can you imagine the Star Wars extra super special edition where they add his gravestone to the farm and then go back to put the eye scar on Anakin at the end of ROTJ? Someone ought to make a comedic fan film about all the things that happen to these secondary characters. Dexter, Watto, Cliegg, the Kaminoans etc etc. I took care of the Jar Jar one by having Dash Rendar scraping what's left of him off of the Outrider in the background as Han and Chewie walk past to check in for the Kessel Run but this other stuff would be hilarious to see. It has to be done well though. Like Kevin Rubios "Troops". Very original and sneaky. -----signature----- http://www.xpressentertainment.ca The 2012 End of the World theory is just like every other one before it . . . total bull$&*t and just an excuse to profit from selling books on the subject. Oh I think you think you don't, but we both know . . . you do.
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