Author Topic: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
mastersith69 
Registered: Mar '05
40309_Palpatine
Date Posted: 1/24/06 9:23am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
who cares about this guy, he was only in aotc to show that anakin's mom did not get sold to some bad guy and it also led us to where luke lives for 20 years and connect the trilogy just alittle more.

 

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Achilles_of_Edmonton 
Registered: May '05
8197_Ewan McGregor
Date Posted: 1/24/06 9:27am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
that's what makes all of this so funny. He's a secondary character used to advance the story. But the things people have come up with here, man. Hilarious stuff.

 

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Fox4 
Registered: Aug '05
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Date Posted: 2/5/06 12:59am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
One last good bump for what I consider the best humor this side of the Boards *raises glass* Here, Here! happy

 

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WEEBACCA 
Registered: Mar '04
24207_Anakin
Date Posted: 2/5/06 8:53am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
Cliegg was out picking mushrooms from the moisture vaporators when suddenly he was attacked by the Tuskens. His hover chair wasn't fast enough so they captured him, tortured him like they did to Shmi and then ate him. That's why he has no grave 'cause they ate him. Just a theory. wink

 

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stormcloud8 
Registered: May '02
8029_Emperor Palpatine
Date Posted: 2/5/06 10:22am Subject: RE: What happened to Cliegg Lars?
In the time between AOTC and ROTS, Cliegg wrote a series of detailed memoirs of the experiences surrounding Shmi's death. Entitled "When Tuskens Attack" it became a Holonet Top 10 seller. This overnight sensation propelled Cliegg to galactic fame, and punched his ticket off the desert planet.

He used the funds for a complete makeover, including a state of the art Incom T-35 Leather Hoverchair.



Thus, he did not appear in ROTS due to touring in support of his book.

Owen, wishing that his father would have stayed on Tatooine, and not gotten involved, remained at the homestead with his wife, where they adopted the small child Luke. Owen forbade the small child from books and reading, fearing that he would take after his grand-uncle Cliegg, and leave Tatooine on some damned-fool idealistic book tour.

 

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