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Author	Topic: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitude!"
Thok Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/8/08 7:46pm Subject: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitude!" - Date Edited: 4/1 10:03pm (11 edits total) Edited By: Imperial_Hammer
	Welcome to Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0, the successor to the RPF's social thread. - "Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitude!" Rules No Blasters! or flaming of any sort. Try not to destroy my furniture Respect the modly powers that may visit Obey the rules of whoever might own the place RP and chat as much as you want No harming The Staff in any way! No eating in the bathtub Do as Thok™ says -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HELP WANTED! Inquire Within I am known As Thok™, Manager of Hooper McFinney's Bar and Grille. I have been henceforth been given the power, by Huggard himself, to open this bar in the name of his holyness. If you shall doubt the power of Huggard, or go against his word, you shall be punished henceforth. All hail Huggard! May he continue to indoctrinate the children of the world! The Bar & Grille currently has a fully staffed Day Care Center and Friendly Conversation room, Which is currently staffed by the “Jellotron-9000 personal baby care robot.” Real live beings for nannying will no longer be needed. This top of the line robot is currently on loan thanks to the wonderful generosity of our EUC mod, GrandAdmiralJello I, Thok™ own and run this place, but i am always looking for new staff: Currently, Thok™ is the Barkeep/Owner and CmdrMitthrawnuruodo provides the security. We currently are hiring all positions of Barmaiden and Barback. Since this is the newest Installment, I will open up positions for higher. Full benefits and tips are included. Please enquire within! Current Employees Village Idiot – Protégé_of_Thrawn Barkeep - Penquinator-176 Barwench- GrandAdmiralJello Positions Vacant Barback – (Position Open) Barmaiden – (Position Open) New additions have come! Check out our new CHEEZE FOUNTAIN! It’s a fountain…..of cheese! It comes with a wide variety of fruit and nuts to dip into our CHEEZE FOUNTAIN! This memorial fountain was donated in memory of Don LaFontaine, the Master Voiceover guy. His talents to tell us that “in a world….where there are no rules, only one man can save us…….” BATTHOK! cue themesong We also have a brand new art gallery. Currently on display are the wonderful video art productions of –Lord Vader-. If you look over to the left, you will see our famous wall of infamy, Wall8. Wall8, though full of graffiti and paint, is still the only talking wall in history. He will outsmart any of you, and make everyone else laugh. Treat him nicely, and he will throw bricks at those that you dislike. He accepts donations of all types, just so long as its money. Last but not the least in any way is our Emperor. GrandAdmiralJello hence is hereby been deemed the RPF Bar & Grille Monarch. His throne lies over there, and if anyone but him sits on it, the chair is set to detonate, due to an exact weight sensing mechanism. Only his royal behind is allowed to sit on that throne, unless you have the special “Thok-openall-fixall-stripsall-unlocksall tool key ring™!” That way, I sit there all the time while he’s away. Behind his throne, however, lays the throne to the one, and only Kane Lavos. Though you may not see his throne, due to its position in the shadows, it is there, trust us. This man, no matter what time period or place or dimension, is ruler of all. Through thick and thin, he will be there, always causing a ruckus. Behave, and he shall like you until he deems its your time to be sacrificed. Act bad, and you shall miss your thumbs for all eternity as you are forced to watch reruns of Golden Girls. Beware the Railroads and the Evil Smiley Face! In our south parking lot, we have our 500ft tall sacrificial pyre to the Cheeto Gods. At all times, you may come to worship and eat Cheetos, free of cost. To the left of the great Cheeto Pyre, is the Sacrificial Ewok pit. Here, large groups of furry teeny Ewoks are sacrificed to the Yuuzhan Vong every hour! Our Dinning room is fully stocked, and we have over 500 delicious menu items to order from. We have everything to Infidel wings with Nithrak’s spicy sauce to Nerf burgers to even rare items like Black Membrosia. If you’re thirsty, we have a wide selection of rare wines and fine liqueurs. If the fire water is not your taste, than have a cup of caf from our Ktalapot-2000! It brews a fresh 200 gallon pot of piping hot coffee every 45 seconds! Have fun, relax and enjoy yourself. If you need time to relax, have fun in one of our glorious Five Olympic sized Swimming pools. If you feel a tad bit frisky, we also have Michael Phelps robot swimming instructors to teach those of you that cannot swim the proper techniques. For those of you in touch with your inner child, try our Jumbo sized Jumping castle or our exercise room. Last and not least, the VIP hot tub and sauna rooms. If you are in need of special treatment, please enjoy these rooms, access is only for those who are deemed VIP. Inquire with the barkeep. Last and not least, the head law in this town lies with that of Imperial_Hammer and Saintheart. You do anything wrong, and they will have your head on a plate for lunch. So, Post nice, and have a great time. Food and Drink is free for the first 500 posts! Have fun, and enjoy! ~Thok™ -----signature----- Thok™ Not a bunch of dirty Americans and STILL proud of it! VicFF! "Bring me my red shirt so that my men won't see me bleed." "Sir, i count now 5 enemy ships" "Then bring me my brown pants as well!"
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/8/08 7:48pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of this magnitu - Date Edited: 9/8/08 10:11pm (2 edits total) Edited By: GrandAdmiralJello
	Nice new place. I see I'm the first in, so I'll go sit on my throne there. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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Sarge221 Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/8/08 7:52pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of this magnitu
	Heys, when did Penguinator become barkeep again? <.< lies on top of the bar, alert for intruders and costumers -----signature----- "Oh crap! Who opened The Butcher door!?" -Random Diablo Player, moments before his head meets the cleaver. "I think this is safe." -Famous Last Words "No you."
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Thok Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/8/08 7:54pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Techincally, he never stopped. -----signature----- Thok™ Not a bunch of dirty Americans and STILL proud of it! VicFF! "Bring me my red shirt so that my men won't see me bleed." "Sir, i count now 5 enemy ships" "Then bring me my brown pants as well!"
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Sarge221 Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/8/08 7:55pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Bleeeeeh, technically shmechnically. -----signature----- "Oh crap! Who opened The Butcher door!?" -Random Diablo Player, moments before his head meets the cleaver. "I think this is safe." -Famous Last Words "No you."
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DarthXan318 Title: RPF Moderatrix Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 9/8/08 7:57pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu - Date Edited: 9/8/08 7:58pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthXan318
	Shouldn't it be your liver? >_> (Yay new Hoopers! ) -----signature----- Amateurs are amateurs because they do not love the game enough. One of Hammer's Angels
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Ktala Title: RPF Adoptions Coordinator Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 9/8/08 8:05pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	OH KEWL!! KTALAPOT!!!!! A coffeepot that can finally keep up with me!!! WOOHOOOO!!!! LOVELY BAR...as long as my bouncecastle is still out back..im fine!! -----signature----- Vorpal Bunny Keeper Salary - a poorly disguised manipulation of the word slavery. Kat is one of those women that when she's gone, you want her back... And when she's back, you want to have multiple weapons. - Blu
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darthramza Registered: Jul '08	Date Posted: 9/8/08 8:35pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Admires the new Cheeze fountain I dunno... it's kind of cheesy... Taps out 'Badum pish!' on a drum set Too easy. -----signature----- "Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves." - Revolver Ocelot "Blasphemy is a victimless crime" GDG, GMG, CDG, D.E.N.T.A.L. VP Ever Lovin' DM of the Saga of the Nameless Lands Unofficial Caretaker of Jocasta Nu's
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Protege-of-Thrawn Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 9/8/08 9:27pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	I'm the Village Idiot? Not even some nominal title like "High Priest of Huggardic Lore"? At least one aspect of my personality gets a throne... (grumble grumble) -----signature----- "I don't mind a couple of spam threads around here" - Cahill the Tyrant [HawkNC] This Sig is written and approved by Arun Allsten http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109821/
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Ktala Title: RPF Adoptions Coordinator Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 9/8/08 10:00pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Thok posted: Current Employees Village Idiot – Protégé_of_Thrawn Barkeep - Penquinator-176 Barwench- GrandAdmiralJello Positions Vacant Barback – (Position Open) Barmaiden – (Position Open) [/blockquote] Umm... Whats a Barback?!?!?! Grabs another cup of this WONDERFUL coffee..and drops some Ammeretto into it, while waiting for a response... Yuuummmmmm! -----signature----- Vorpal Bunny Keeper* Salary - a poorly disguised manipulation of the word slavery. Kat is one of those women that when she's gone, you want her back... And when she's back, you want to have multiple weapons. - Blu
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Sarge221 Registered: Sep '06	Date Posted: 9/8/08 10:06pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Basically a bartender's assistant <.< yawns and crawls off into bed after another tiring day of college classes -----signature----- "Oh crap! Who opened The Butcher door!?" -Random Diablo Player, moments before his head meets the cleaver. "I think this is safe." -Famous Last Words "No you."
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NaboosPrincess Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 9/8/08 10:12pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0! " You liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Thok, you forgot Her Royal Highness the Ex-Moddess, NaboosPrincess, whose aqua banstick still draws crowds to the bar’s southwest corner despite the fact that its magical powers have since dissipated. But I forgive you, and offer you my 15,000th post as a bar-warming gift. Now, let's drink outselves silly! -----signature----- Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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Protege-of-Thrawn Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 9/8/08 10:31pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Milestone posts: urdoinitwrong. But amen on the drinking silly. (within the bounds of the princibles of behaviour oh lament wherefore art my TOS now) ps. Harro Marah...wb to the madhouse. -----signature----- "I don't mind a couple of spam threads around here" - Cahill the Tyrant [HawkNC] This Sig is written and approved by Arun Allsten http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109821/
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Penguinator-176 Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/8/08 10:44pm Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Sarge221 posted: Heys, when did Penguinator become barkeep again? <.< lies on top of the bar, alert for intruders and costumers It's true that I never left. You can never really leave such a calling, especially at Hooper's. -----signature----- United States of Eurasia - RECOGNIZED Hoffa GDG
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PTMurphy84 Registered: Aug '08	Date Posted: 9/9/08 3:45am Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	looks around Hoopers 6.0 New, yet the same old dump we've come to know and love sits down at the bar, orders his usual Corellian Spiced Ales So, any weeping Colts fans present? -----signature----- Member of the Game Designers Guild File under the following:. What the Hell... Holy ****!
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NaboosPrincess Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 9/9/08 10:09am Subject: RE: Hooper McFinney's RPF Bar & Grille 6.0 " Your liver can’t repel alcoholic drinks of that magnitu
	Hallo PoT00rz it’s good to see you. It has been such a long time since we have had a new bar, I am so excited. -----signature----- Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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