Author Topic: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all...
Reynar_Tedros 
Registered: Jul '06
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Date Posted: 4/2 9:56pm Subject: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all... - Date Edited: 4/2 11:07pm (3 edits total) Edited By: Imperial_Hammer
It is sad, but nevertheless true. As most of you know (well, any of you who has taken a look at our lovely header recently), we have two new mods watching over us now, replacing our beloved NaboosPrincess from her throne. Exciting, right? Well, you could say that, I guess. It is a change in scenery, after all, and could result in some changes around here. However, every one of those changes, as I am about to prove to you, will result in our ultimate demise.

Why? It absolutely pains me to show you these recently discovered documents containing information that proves Imperial_Hammer and Saintheart have not our best interests at heart, but theirs, and theirs only. I must warn you: what you are about to see is extremely disturbing.




THE DOWNFALL OF THE RPF - PART I
























*wipes tear* Pack your bags, RPFers. It's time to find a new home.

St. Edit: And it's time to find a new home for this thread, too. happy

I_H Edit: Oh Reynar, a nice attempt, but April Fools Day was yesterday. If only you could have been a bit faster. wink

 

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Darth_Vaders_cousin 
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 4/2 10:24pm Subject: RE: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all...
Wow Reynar those are pretty convincing. Of course, by posting those you implicated yourself as being a mastermind hacker and threatened all of Imp's credibility since you magically can access his account. For all we know you could be posting as Imp right now and have the real Hammer locked up in your mom's Basement next to your computer.


Or, of course, you could be a cleaverly disguised Sock created by the Great Hammer which he has kept secret for all this time waiting for his chance to use as a spy and to run multiple games in the forums (against Mod Rules BTW)


 

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SephyCloneNo15 
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 4/2 10:26pm Subject: RE: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all...
Perhaps Imp is a sock of Reynar, the sock of Saint, who's actually LSA's sock...

 

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Darth_Vaders_cousin 
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 4/2 10:29pm Subject: RE: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all...
Damn that makes almost perfect sense...except Reynar would be the sock of Imp, the sock of Saint, the sock of LSA. Just so the dates match up and all...


You know, that would make LSA...

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Reynar_Tedros 
Registered: Jul '06
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Date Posted: 4/2 10:31pm Subject: RE: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all... - Date Edited: 4/2 10:34pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Reynar_Tedros
Wrong. I made the Saintheart account in 2000, and then LSA in 2001.

Therefore, Reynar is the sock of Imp, the sock of LSA, the sock of Saintheart, the sock of... oh, wait, I haven't revealed that yet. shhh

 

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Darth_Vaders_cousin 
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 4/2 10:42pm Subject: RE: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all... - Date Edited: 4/2 10:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Vaders_cousin
Mitth is the only person I can think of from the RP Forums with a date older than Saint's...that must be your originator!




Edit: Locking your own thread before the truth is revealed. Evil. Pure Evil.

 

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Saintheart 
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Registered: Dec '00
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Date Posted: 4/2 10:44pm Subject: RE: I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all... - Date Edited: 4/2 10:48pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Saintheart
A bold attempt, Reynar, but it suffers from the deficiency that I would never use the exquisitely nongrammatical expression "going pleasurable".

Thread locked because this really should be in one of the Social Threads, not in the Role Playing Resource forum.

 

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