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STAR WARS HUMOR 
Haideti sa postam pe aici texte sau fotografii umoristice Star Wars. Chiar daca sunt in engleza nu se supara nimeni. In caz ca cineva nu intelege ceva ne poate intreba si-i vom traduce imediat ce are nevoie.
Sa incep eu:
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html
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Star Wars bloopers:
http://www.egosystem.com/starwars/bloopers.htm
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Asta-i marfa rau!
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/1993/duck3.jpg
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Asa un Maul fioros! LOLosaurus!!!
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Star Wars Muppets:
Salutari de pe Alderaan:
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uitati-va la acest link 
http://www.funnyhumor.com/jokes/585.html
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Chiar daca pe unele le stiti deja le voi posta totusi pentru a fi citite si de noii membri:
Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
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Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.
Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial;
Rose is just marriage bait.
Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of
that thing!" and really mean it.
It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving
madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic
characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians
to Admiral.
Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats
his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because
he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
Two words: John Williams.
There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the
world"?
If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he
would use the Force to get the key.
"I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same
sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply
freezes.
We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke...
I am your father"?
Han Solo would've missed the dang iceberg!
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A day in the life of Emperor Palpatine
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by DarthMaulSithLord www.rebelscum.com
9:14am: Wake up from pleasant dream. I had been dreaming that I ruled the better part of the galaxy, that I could destroy a world on a whim.
9:15am: Remember that I do control the better part of the galaxy, and that I can destroy a world on a whim.
9:25am: Get up, look in mirror. I come to the harsh realization that I look like a moldy prune.
9:30am: Ask slave girl if the fact that I look like a moldy prune makes me any less incredibly sexy and desirable.
9:32am: Am displeased with slave girls answer. Kill her for insubordination.
9:34am: Summon in another slave girl, ask her the same question. She tells me that she’s never met anyone sexier, that she dreams about me every night. Excellent; I still have that suave sexiness that woman crave.
9:46am: Get foot massage from slave girl.
9:55am: Get dressed. Decide to wear black robes today. Realize that I’ve worn black robes every day for the last twenty years. Consider wearing something pink. Eventually discard idea; perhaps tomorrow.
10:00am: Eat breakfast. Decide that the meat isn’t enough. Order the chef.
10:31am: Picking bits of chef out of teeth. Consider brushing my teeth. Decide against it; don’t want to ruin winning smile.
10:58am: Proceed to throne room for audience with Lord Vader.
11:17am: Stub toe, release anger by frying random servant. That will teach him.
11:20am: Arrive in throne room. Get settled in throne. Make a mental note to get more cushions added to it.
11:30am: Lord Vader and Prince Xixor enter throne room. Goad the two on.
11:34am: Pick my nose when neither is watching.
11:40am: Break into their petty bickering to make vague ominous comments.
11:50am: Lord Vader mentions that the hunt for Skywalker is still going. Skywalker… Skywalker… I’ve heard this name before. I’m sure it’s important.
11:52am: Skywalker… Skywalker… Skywalker…
11:55am: Sudden realization: Vader’s original name was Skywalker! Why Vader is searching for himself? Quietly speculate on the state of Lord Vader’s mental health.
11:58am: Dismiss Xixor. Vader has been a valuable servant for quite some time, and I want to spare him any embarrassment over his condition.
12:00pm: Question Vader about Skywalker, trying to determine the extent of his delusions. Realize that Vader isn’t talking about himself, but rather a son. What?! Vader had a son? When was he going to bring this up?!
12:02pm: Tell Vader that I would like to meet the boy. Vader seems nervous somehow.
12:04pm: Vader explains that the boy has joined the Rebellion. What?! People are ill-contented with my gloriously benevolent rule?
12:10pm: Vader explains to me that the rebellion has been going on for quite some time, but that it’s been getting worse since the dissolution of the senate and the destruction of Alderaan.
12:20pm: Ignoring Vader drone on about troop movements, reminiscing fondly over the destruction of Alderaan. Resolve to destroy another planet in the near future.
12:42pm: Dismiss Vader, summon in Admirals. Ask them if what Vader said is true, if there really is a rebellion against my merciful and just reign.
12:49pm: Grand Admiral so-and-so tells me that the people of the galaxy consider me to be a vindictive and arbitrary tyrant. I fry said Grand Admiral with Force lightning. Prove that I really am merciful by sparing the lives of the other Grand Admirals.
12:59pm: Dismiss the Grand Admirals. Decide that I want a stiff drink. Order my minions to bring me freshly squeezed blue milk.
1:09pm: Tell minions that the milk isn’t blue enough. Consider frying random minion for his incompetence, decide that he’s not worth the hassle. Order his shot instead.
1:15pm: Enjoy my blue milk. Wonder why good help is so hard to find.
1:32pm: Sit on my throne and brood.
2:32pm: Still brooding.
3:04pm: Wonder what the point of all this brooding is. Consider redecorating. Maybe something in pink. Replace all this Imperial grey and red and black with some nice rose pink, country red, and off-white. That would like lovely.
3:12pm: Summon in image consultants to discuss my new color scheme idea.
3:22pm: The image consultants lisp annoyed me. Make note: find new image consultant.
3:30pm: Play with the throne rooms galactic map.
3:45pm: Qnbovsehtose?! What kind of name is Qnbovsehtose?! Who would name their planet Qnbovsehtose? I can’t even pronounce it!
3:54pm: Still trying to pronounce Qnbovsehtose.
4:06pm: Order the planet destroyed and everyone on it killed. That will teach them to name their planet something unpronounceable.
4:23pm: Wonder what the common folk are like. Consider disguising myself as one of them and mingling, trying to get a feel for their opinions, their loves and hates and dreams.
4:24pm: Discard idea as foolish. What do I care what the common people think?
4:32pm: Get slave girl to give me foot massage.
4:43pm: Am presented with a large pile of papers that need my signature. Begin reading each one through carefully.
4:50pm: Boo-ring. Begin to sign them without reading them.
5:21pm: Still a ton of papers to sign. Begin signing only every second or third paper. “Bill for the aid and protection of the homeless.” What do I need that for? I’m not homeless. I crumple it up and throw it at my minion’s head. “Imperial Shipbuilding directive for the increase in production of Super Star Destroyers.” Much better!
5:40pm: Wonder if I overuse the word “Minion.”
5:52pm: Look up alternate words that can be used in place of minion. Peon, Peasant, Slave, Toiler, Lickspittle, Underling and Toad. Decide that I should continue calling my minions as such.
6:03pm: Bored.
6:11pm: Use the Force to make a Stormtrooper believe that a live fish has somehow gotten trapped in his armor. I am no longer bored.
6:22pm: Make all the Stormtroopers believe that they have live fish trapped in their armor. Cackle manically.
6:43pm: Vader appears for another audience.
6:54pm: Quickly grow bored with Vader. It’s all Rebellion this, or Dark Side that. Command Vader to sing and dance the Hokie-Pokie.
6:56pm: Vader proves obstinate. Sternly remind him that I am his Emperor, and that my commands are law.
7:01pm: Vader does the Hokie-Pokie and turns himself about, and that’s what it’s all about.
7:06pm: Vader storms out of the throne room, force-chokes a random underling.
7:15pm: Sudden realization as to why all my minions are so incompetent: Vader keeps killing them! Make note to self to have a word with Vader about that.
7:53pm: Bored again. Wonder what good is it to be the Emperor if you can’t have fun.
8:12pm: Wander about the Imperial palace, looking for something to do.
8:24pm: See baby wookiee with lollipop. Idea!
8:26pm: Forget that it’s a bad idea to get between a baby wookiee and its mother. Uh-oh!
8:27pm: Rescued by my Stormtroopers. Decide that the next time I try to steal candy from a baby I’ll make sure the mother is not around.
8:38pm: Return to the throne room to sulk.
9:00pm: Hungry. Decide that I want Alderaanian food.
9:07pm: Am informed that Alderaan no longer exists. When did this happen?!
9:10pm: Aide explains to me that Alderaan was destroyed by the Death Star nearly a year ago. Realize why Bail Organa hasn’t been returning any of my calls.
9:32pm: Return to my own rooms.
9:47pm: Consider brushing teeth. Decide against it.
10:01pm: Consider bathing. Realize that it’s been six months since my last bath. Sniff under armpits; decide that I smell great. Decide that I can probably manage to go a year without bathing.
10:20pm: Summon in slave girls. Get feet massaged.
10:54pm: Dismiss slave girls and other minions, get undressed and ready for bed.
11:02pm: Realize I don’t have my Teddy Bear! Panic!
11:05pm: Panicking!
11:08pm: Find Teddy. Am much relieved.
11:12pm: Enjoy beauty-sleep
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Top Ten Reasons Not To Join The Empire 
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10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense.
9. All ships and installations are built around a "main reactor."
8. Exhaust ports are big enough for proton torpedoes and always lead
to the "main reactor".
7. TIE Fighters have no shields.
6. The Emperor's best troops were defeated by rock and stick wielding
teddy bears.
5. Officers over the rank of Lieutenant have a life expectancy of two
weeks.
4. Everything proceeds as the Emperor has foreseen.
3. Stormtroopers are picked for their intelligence and common sense.
2. The Emperor allows the alliance to know the location of the shield
generator.
1.Bounty Hunters, We don't need their scum!
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Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe  
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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
"stun."
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does
the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring
Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
action.
2) The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to
attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter
impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...In the Words of the Star Wars Characters 
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YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like
my father.
LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent
resident!
THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to
me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you
sure you can cross it?
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our
efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their
chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit
by a car!
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross
that road.
AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have
already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot
of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you
understand.
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
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http://www.dribbleglass.com/posters/phantom.htm
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Hobbies of Darth Vader
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10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls
9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding "Guess who?"
8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits
7) Genealogy
6) Using the force to learn to juggle
5) Mortal Kombat 5436
4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship
3) Late nights with a pain droid
2) Sending anonymous love-notes to Mon Mothma
1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they've named a sandwich after him yet
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Gamorreans & the Dragon
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Two Gamorrean guards are walking down a narrow, deserted canyon when suddenly a Krayt Dragon comes out and starts chasing them. One of the Gamorreans stops to put on his best running shoes. "Don't waste time," shouts the other one, "you can't outrun a Krayt Dragon with those!" "I don't have to outrun the Krayt Dragon," says the first one as he finishes lacing his shoes, "I just have to outrun you!"
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Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.
Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."
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si deoarece vin alegerile electorale va dau o alternativa
(dati click pe foto pt. a le vedea mai mari)
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Am uitat sa adaug ca in 28 cand incep alegerile la noi "Vader for President" va fi wallpaperul meu pe PC. Pacat ca e doar 800x600
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UN LINK CU POZE STAR WARS SUPER HAIOASE!!!!!!
http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/georgettesworld.html
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Alien in carbonite block?
si pt. fanii lui Boba Fett sa-l vedeti cum distruge Aliens:
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THE STAR WARS DRINKING GAME
Aveti aici o idee despre un joc pe care il vom putea pune in aplicare la una din viitoarele SW team-building-uri pe care (sper) le vom organiza intr-un viitor mai mult sau mai putin indepartat:
Pentru a juca acest joc avem nevoie de:
1. Trilogia SW pe caseta video sau DVD (ultima editie speciala DVD ar fi indicata, dar nu necesara).
2. O rezerva serioasa din bautura favorita (ce sa fie, Pepsi, lapte albastru, sau ceva mai strong? Dati idei).
3. Multe perne, fotolii moi, pe care sa putem cadea la sfarsit, fara sa ne lovim.
Vom incepe prin a introduce caseta (DVD-ul) in videorecorder sau DVD-player. Incaperea trebuie sa fie in semiintuneric, pentru efect dramatic mai puternic. Apasam butonul “Play”. Jocul incepe in clipa in care apare “20th Century Fox” pe ecran. Odata inceput jocul, urmarim cu atentie filmul, pentru a identifica evenimentele listate mai jos. De cate ori gasim unul, fiecare va lua o inghititura mare din paharul pe care il are in mana.
Trebuie sa bem:
1. Cand cineva are un “bad feeling” in legatura cu ceva.
2. Cand ceva (cineva) e singura speranta a cuiva.
3. Cand o intreaga planeta este descrisa ca avand un singur tip de climat.
4. Cand cineva e strans de gat.
5. Cand o alta femeie (femela) in afara de Leia apare pe ecran.
6. Cand un Jedi batran incepe sa debiteze incoerent despre o chestie numita “Forta”.
7. Cand cuiva i se taie mana (de preferinta de o sabie laser).
8. Cand o gigantica minune a tehnologiei explodeaza dintr-o data.
9. Cand cineva simte o perturbare a Fortei.
10. Cand nu e vina cuiva anume.
11. Cand unul sau mai multi eroi sunt aproape mancati de vii de o Chestie.
12. Cand un Jedi e mult mai puternic decat pare la prima vedere.
13. Cand cineva exclama “Nu!”
14. Cand cineva face o chestie aparent sinucigasa, care se dovedeste in cele din urma a fi o idee buna.
15. Trebuie sa bem de doua ori daca acel cineva nu e Han.
16. Cand cineva poarta aceleasi haine in toate trei filmele.
17. Cand mintea cuiva e controlata cu ajutorul Fortei.
18. Cand cineva se saruta cu altcineva.
19. Cand un tip bun poarta alb, si un tip rau poarta negru.
20. Se bea de doua ori daca un tip rau poarta alb, iar un tip bun, negru (daca apar mai multe persoane rele imbracate in alb pe ecran in acelasi timp, se bea de doua ori pentru fiecare din ele)
21. Se bea de trei ori cand cineva e imbracat in gri.
22. Oricine incepe sa vorbeasca cu personajele de pe ecran (nu asa, tampitule, nu te du acolo c-o sa explodeze, etc.) va bea de patru ori.
23. De cate ori un alien ciudat si cu expresie elaborata nu are nici o replica in film.
24. Cand cineva sau ceva incearca sa obtina bani de la Han.
25. Cand cineva se dueleaza cu sabii laser (sau doar aprinde sabia laser).
26. Cand o nava explodeaza sau se loveste de ceva dupa ce a fost atinsa de focurile dusmane.
27. De cate ori un Ewok moare, iar camera insista asupra lui mai mult decat atunci cand a explodat Steaua Mortii, ucigand milioane de oameni (14 secunde, numarati-le)
28. Cand e vorba de destinul lui Luke.
29. Cand Luke se lamenteaza sau se plange de ceva.
30. Cand Luke descopera ca are o noua ruda de care nu a stiut pana atunci.
31. Cand Luke se lupta cu monstri sau primitivi.
32. Cand Luke face o acrobatie grozava.
33. Cand Luke si Lando se afla in acelasi loc, in acelasi timp.
34. De doua ori daca mai si vorbesc unul cu altul.
35. Cand Luke refuza sa asculte de sfatul cuiva.
36. Cand Luke zbiara: “Artooooo!”
37. Cand Leia poarta o haina care ascunde tot in afara de fata si maini.
38. De doua ori daca ii ascunde si gatul.
39. De trei ori daca apare aproape dezbracata.
40. Cand Obi_Wan se materializeaza pentru “guest appearance”.
41. Cand Obi-Wan face pe detectivul (de ex: "...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")
42. Cand Han se lauda in legatura cu Soimul.
43. Cand cineva insulta Soimul.
44. Cand ceva nu functioneaza pe Soim.
45. De doua ori daca e vorba de hipercomanda.
46. De cate ori Yoda nu vorbeste corect dpdv gramatical.
47. De cate ori Yoda vorbeste de parca ar fi un biletel din placintele chinezesti care prezic viitorul.
48. Cand R2 se loveste de ceva, cade sau se impiedica, e inghitit de mlastina, etc. (you get the idea).
49. Cand R2 se conecteaza la o priza si i se invarte capul.
50. Cand C-3PO isi pierde o parte a corpului (de doua ori daca e complet dezmembrat).
51. Cand C-3PO ne informeaza cate forme de comunicare cunoaste.
52. Cand un pilor rebel e de alta rasa decat cea alba.
53. De doua ori daca e non-uman (se pun la socoteala si copilotii mari si parosi).
54. Cand un pilot rebel spune: “Nice shot”
55. Cand un pilot rebel spune: “I’ve been hit”
56. Cand Tarkin se lauda cu Steaua Mortii.
57. Cand Imparatul prevede ceva.
58. Cand Vader da nas in nas cu unul din copiii lui si nu-l recunoaste.
59. De doua ori daca incearca sa-l ucida.
60. Cand Boba Fett vorbeste.
61. Cand stormtroopersii nimeresc tot ce nu tintesc.
62. Cand armura de stormtrooper se dovedeste ineficienta.
63. Cand o nava imperiala e distrusa.
64. Cand un luptator TIE explodeaza fara un motiv aparent.
65. Cand Luke pierde un membru al familiei/o persoana apropiata si priveste situatia cu mult calm si liniste.
66. Cand Carrie isi uita replicile si trebuie sa i le sufle cineva.
67. Cand Han se foloseste de o situatie de criza pentru a se lega de Leia.
68. De cate ori pe ecran apar mai multe personaje de carton decat actori.
Jocul ia sfarsit cand un grup de Ewoksi incep sa danseze pe ecran. Indiferent ce sau cat ati baut, va veti aminti de aceasta imagine. Ultima persoana care renunta la baut este castigatorul. Bineinteles, pot exista si cazuri de egalitate. Daca la un moment dat, va veti da seama ca nimeni nu mai poate manui video-ul sau DVD playerul, se recomanda ca jocul sa fie abandonat.
Special pentru cei care nu beau (de ex: mormoni, pocaiti, persoane sub 12 ani, etc), exista jocul “THE STAR WARS DRINKING GAME FOR MORMONS”
Regulile jocului sunt aceleasi, dar participantii trebuie sa bea atunci cand:
1. Un stormtrooper da dovada de inteligenta, curaj si antrenament in lupta.
2. Cineva asculta ce spune C-3PO.
3. Cuiva ii pasa de mediul inconjurator.
4. Imparatul se comporta ca un politician sarmant.
5. O femeie-imperial apare pe ecran.
6. In alte situatii asemanatoare.
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