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Doona101
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Date Posted:
12/28/04 2:52am
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RE: umor Star Wars
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Metode de a distruge Death Star:
Mind-Tricked it into blowing itself up.
Install Windows ME on their main computer and wait thirty seconds for the crash.
Make it fight the other 500 ultimate superweapons from the EU.
Park it in a bad part of the galaxy.
Sneak Jar Jar onboard...
Throw that stupid mouse droid into the reactor core.
Get a hobbit to take it to Mordor and throw it into Mount Doom
Call the White House and report it as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
Control+Alt+Delete!!!
Unplugged the power cord
Put a really big mirror in front of the superlaser.
Bribe lowly ILM techs to edit it out of the film
Leave it alone, sooner or later a stormtrooper will hit the self destruct
We could shoot the Ewoks into space and let them throw rocks at it (note: this probably would work).
Drop a lit lightsaber down a central elevator shaft. Gravity pulls it to the center and all the important equipment.
Hired Homer Simpson as Safety Inspector for the main reactor.
Take out the SIM card
Run Unpatched Windows XP on main computer, let hackers do the rest.
Shove Jek Porkins in the exhaust port and teach him to harness his explosive flatulence
Press the "off" button
Send them a bunch of spam for Twi'lik porn sites and insurance companies until the whole thing blows up.
Just walk in and shut it down, it's not like I'm going to get hit by a stormtrooper or something!
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
12/29/04 1:25am
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RE: umor Star Wars
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COOL Doona!!!  LOL
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Cobu
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 8:44am
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RE: umor Star Wars
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Ce o sa vaspun acum ciar o sa va amuze. (cel putin asa sper:D)
Zilele trecute corbeam cu o fata pe YM si cind mi-am luat larevedere (trebuie sa ies afar) i-am spus
HAI PA SI FORTA FIE CU TINE.
Ce credeti ca a inteles????
HAI PA SI DUTE DRAC*
Ca sa va dati seama ce inteleg prin forta fie cu tine cei care nu au vazut filmul
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 11:50pm
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Ha Ha!!! LOOL! Asta a fost BUNA, Cobu!!
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
12/30/04 11:55pm
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 (no offense to anyone), intrebarea e ce naiba face stormu' in parcare?
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Cobu
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Date Posted:
12/31/04 1:30am
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o fi venit si el la agatat
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
1/5/05 1:57am
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Quentin Tarantino si Star Wars
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
1/6/05 5:03am
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incercati asta (film SW- cartoons) :
http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/falime/flme.html
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sergiurusu
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1/8/05 1:32am
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SVAndrei
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Date Posted:
1/8/05 3:49am
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LOL
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Doona101
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1/8/05 4:18am
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Poarta tu tricoul ala ca noi, NU (Vader si roz?)
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
1/8/05 11:24pm
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Pink Panther=Vader
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ROGUESQUAD
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Date Posted:
1/9/05 11:49am
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Versurile de la melodia lui Weird Al Yankovich - Anakin Guy :
Coloana sonora - American Pie
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
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SVAndrei
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Date Posted:
1/10/05 12:48am
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LOL
Rezumatul Ep 1 in versuri!! What will they think up next!
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Doona101
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Date Posted:
1/10/05 2:52am
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Da' cine-i wierdo asta ca am mai vazut de-ale lui pe dc++, dar nu am avut curiozitatea...
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