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Katana_ Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/4/08 4:02am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Cyber, esti masochist? Ma rog, mi-am adus aminte de un banc : Intr-o celula de inchisoare erau un zoofil, un necrofil, un sadic si un masochist. Plictisindu-se, la un moment dat incepe zoofilul sa vorbeasca: - Mama, de-as avea acuma o pisica! Mama ce i-as face, pe toate partile si in toate pozitiile, pina ar muri, dupa care as arunca-o. Necrofilul l-a contrazis: - Cum s-o arunci, esti nebun? as lua-o si as .., s-o simt asa rece, pana as desfigura-o, dupa care as arunca-o si eu. Sadicul: - Cum s-o arunci, ma? C-as da cu ea de toti peretii, pana i-ar zbura toate matele, toate organele interne, dupa care, da, poti s-o arunci. Masochistu tace. Cei trei stau mirati si asteapta sa spuna ceva. Intr-un final masochistu spune: - Miau! -----signature----- "Iadul este gol si toti diavolii sunt aici." William Shakespeare "Who is the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" Obi Wan Kenobi Forum de oameni seriosi http://lavi.forumup.com/ ..si de marmote
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CyberFaust Title: FanForce CR FF Romania Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/5/08 5:30pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Behold, o diagrama: How star wars changed the world -----signature----- I hate broccoli And think it totally sucks Why is it not meat? "And God shalt smite thee who watcheth the Wars of Stars. Repent ye all who hath sinned with Jar Jar andeth been diddled by C3PO." - Lies 3:64 http://boards.theforce.net/romania/b10647/p1
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Chantal Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/7/08 11:21am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	One of the funniest and most evil stories I have read lately. Enjoy: http://www.sportstimeout.com/showthread.php?t=444 Imi vine in minte replica lui Cartman din "Scott Tenorman must die": 'Mmm... can I lick your tears?' -----signature----- … We are such stuff As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. (The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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Chantal Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/9/08 12:16pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	A nice little film that was in the Cannes 2008 Short Film competition. You will like it: http://www.adnstream.tv/video/nilSqaMboM/HISTORIA-DE-UN-LETRERO-THE-STORY-OF-A-SIGN It gave me a reason to smile about. Warmly. -----signature----- … We are such stuff As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. (The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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Chantal Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/11/08 12:49am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	If you like instructional videos, this is a good source to learn stuff: http://www.wonderhowto.com/ -----signature----- … We are such stuff As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. (The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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SVAndrei Title: Co-CR FF Romania Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 9/22/08 2:31am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Salutare. Dupa ce m-am gandit vreo 2 saptamani la tema, am decis sa mai dau o sansa locului asta. Revin ca membru activ. Poate ca au fost neintelegeri in trecut, dar sunt dispus sa trec peste ele. Deci ideea e ca am revenit. -----signature----- "What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?!" Member of Fan Force Romania. Cookie!
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Milena_Syan Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/22/08 4:16am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	-----signature----- There is no death. There are no limits. Fan Force Romania Binding the galaxy since 2004 http://boards.theforce.net/romania/b10647/p1
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Ionut_cel_Intelept Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 9/23/08 3:23am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Ce mai faceti oameni buni?
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Chantal Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 9/27/08 4:22pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Rest in peace, Paul Newman, the best of us. Not only as a great actor, from such films that I love, such as Hud, Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy and and Sundance Kid, and my personal favorite, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. But also as a family man and philanthropist, through Newman's Own and Hole in the Wall. I deeply admire the actor and the man. Read more if you want, here: http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0574069/ With him and Brando gone, the world is a little emptier. -----signature----- … We are such stuff As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. (The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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SVAndrei Title: Co-CR FF Romania Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 9/28/08 5:34am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	R.I.P. -----signature----- "What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?!" Member of Fan Force Romania. Cookie!
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Milena_Syan Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/28/08 7:28am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere) - Date Edited: 9/28/08 7:28am (1 edits total) Edited By: Milena_Syan
	-----signature----- There is no death. There are no limits. Fan Force Romania Binding the galaxy since 2004 http://boards.theforce.net/romania/b10647/p1
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Ionut_cel_Intelept Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 9/29/08 6:47am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Hei, acum m-am prins de o chestie. Jar-Jar este unul dintre putinele personaje care supravietuiesc Episodului III. Sper ca intr-o zi Lucas sa scoata variante ale trilogiei vechi care sa il cuprinda si pe Jar-Jar. "Aisugra continuitatea povestii", ar spune Lucas.
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Milena_Syan Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 9/29/08 12:55pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	...da, dar in celasi timp asigura discontinuitatea lui George Lucas! -----signature----- There is no death. There are no limits. Fan Force Romania Binding the galaxy since 2004 http://boards.theforce.net/romania/b10647/p1
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Ionut_cel_Intelept Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 9/30/08 6:39am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Si-asa nu s-a putut abtine si i-a bagat gunganii in varianta remasterizata a Episodului VI.
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Chantal Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 10/1/08 9:33am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
	Come to the Dark Side. They have... nice sites where you can lay out your evil plan: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php Oh, and cookies. Vanilla flavored, with extra cream. Yumm. Now I can go back to destroying ze world. -----signature----- … We are such stuff As dreams are made of, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. (The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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