Author Topic: Cantina (discutii libere)
Milena_Syan  1659 posts
Registered: Sep '05
45271_Asajj Ventress
Date Posted: 10/1/08 10:05am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Here's what I got:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate new york. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

 

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Chantal  598 posts
Registered: Jun '05
42092_Darth Talon
Date Posted: 10/1/08 12:03pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Very cul, indeedz! (I'm into LOLenglish rite nao)

Asa, schimband subiectul. I dare you to read this article:
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

Eu simteam nevoia sa urlu in continuu in timp ce citeam.
If this won't freak you out, I don't know what will.

 

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As dreams are made of, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
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Darth_Garak  430 posts
Registered: Jul '05
42321_Mandalore the Ultimate
Date Posted: 10/1/08 12:07pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
My turn skull :

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.



Muahahahahahaha devil

 

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Chantal  598 posts
Registered: Jun '05
42092_Darth Talon
Date Posted: 10/1/08 2:11pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
I see. So the Dark Side is strong in here...

Nice. Blink, blink.

As for me, this sums it up:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-will-spare-you-when-he-conquers-the-world.jpg

 

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… We are such stuff
As dreams are made of, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
(The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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Ionut_cel_Intelept  197 posts
Registered: Mar '07
42090_Darth Revan
Date Posted: 10/1/08 2:43pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

 

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arapila  1773 posts
Title: FF co-CR
FF Romania

Registered: Jan '05
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 10/15/08 1:24am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Ce ziceti, aveti chef ca sa mai facem un fic gen amenintarea marmotei? adica mna... sa nu fie fortat, adica sa continuam povestea de placere nu ca trebuie... Io m-as baga.. voi?

 

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Ionut_cel_Intelept  197 posts
Registered: Mar '07
42090_Darth Revan
Date Posted: 10/15/08 6:47am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Da, cand e vorba de fan-ficuri sunt mereu cu degetele ridicate.

 

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MaraStardreamer  2723 posts
Registered: Apr '06
41217_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 10/15/08 12:39pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Mai bine sa terminam Amenintarea marmotei decat sa ne apucam de altul grin

 

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jombistarkiller  559 posts
Registered: Apr '05
47636_Galen Marek
Date Posted: 10/15/08 6:26pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Bine v-am regasit TNF, am lipsit muuuuuuuuuult, intre timp am termiat facultatea, am incercat sa vad cat mai mult din lume ,si tre sa caut un loc de munca cry dar acum ca sunt acasa pot sa ma intorc si aici unde imi dadacesc pofta de Star Wars hugs

 

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arapila  1773 posts
Title: FF co-CR
FF Romania

Registered: Jan '05
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 10/15/08 11:52pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Bine ai revenit, era si cazu sa mai apara ceva lume "veche".

@Mara: Amenintarea marmotei a ajunt, parerea mea, intr-un hal in care nu prea mai are legatura cu star wars ci numai cu noi, tfn... Oricum, io-s de'acord cu orice varianta ... :P

 

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Ionut_cel_Intelept  197 posts
Registered: Mar '07
42090_Darth Revan
Date Posted: 11/13/08 2:37am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
LUUUME LUUUME!
Am o rugaminte la voi. Vreau sa ajut un student la regie film sa castige un aparat foto profesional. Pentru asta
trebuie sa primeasca multe voturi bune pe site-ul orange:

http://vezi.orange.ro/editia-2008/voteaza/fotografia/f8e309

Daca aveti timp si chef intrati si voi si dati 5 stele.

 

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MaraStardreamer  2723 posts
Registered: Apr '06
41217_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 12/25/08 12:57am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Sarbatori fericite!

 

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In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here...
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CyberFaust  2392 posts
Title: FanForce CR
FF Romania

Registered: Jun '05
8199_Han Solo
Date Posted: 1/4 1:12pm Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Winter-een-mas fericit tuturor! grin

 

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SVAndrei  6584 posts
Title: Co-CR FF Romania
Registered: Nov '04
41081_Kuat Drive Yards Insignia
Date Posted: 1/5 8:56am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
La multi ani tuturor, si un Winter-een-mas fericit!

 

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Chantal  598 posts
Registered: Jun '05
42092_Darth Talon
Date Posted: 2/12 10:53am Subject: RE: Cantina (discutii libere)
Cool Kung Fu ads:
http://www.flylyf.com/kung-fu-hd-channel-ids-by-dade-orgeron/

 

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… We are such stuff
As dreams are made of, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
(The Tempest, IV, 1, 17)
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