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valo
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Date Posted:
7/11/07 10:32pm
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Jack: Vreau sa te insori cu o fata pe care o aleg eu.
Fiul: Imi voi alege singur mireasa.
Jack: Dar fata este fiica lui Bill Gates.
Fiul: Ah, in acest caz...
Apoi, Jack se intalneste cu Bill Gates.
Jack: Am un fiu pentru fiica ta.
Gates: Dar fata mea este prea tanara pentru casatorie.
Jack: Dar tanarul este vicepresedinte la Banca Mondiala.
Gates: Ah, in acest caz...
In sfarsit, Jack se duce sa se intalneasca cu presedintele Bancii Mondiale.
Jack: Iti recomand un tanar pentru a fi vicepresedinte.
Presedintele: Dar deja am mai multi vicepresedinti decat am nevoie.
Jack: Dar tanarul este ginerele lui Bill Gates.
Presedintele: Ah, in acest caz...
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
7/12/07 10:09am
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You might know these, ca sunt de ceva timp pe net - dar sunt GOLD!
O fatuca cu un ras penal care se prapadeste uitandu-se la un vid:
http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_girl_rotflol/
Si acum faza de 1000 puncte, de ce radea fatuca, de unu care are cred cel mai amuzant ras ever:
http://www.totallycrap.com/comments/nice_face_shame_about_the_laugh
I laughed myself to tears on that one! 
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FriendlyPiranha
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Date Posted:
7/16/07 4:02am
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1. I-o fi zis mami a ei ca daca razi iti cresc sanii.
2. Deci Doug from Memphis i-a furat clar showul tipului... hil, hil, hil... Cut him off!
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sergiurusu
Title: former CR
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Date Posted:
8/6/07 9:27am
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What your icons do at night
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SVAndrei
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8/6/07 10:40pm
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Chantal
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8/8/07 2:32pm
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A very funny vid aboooout... CATZ! 
http://www.glumbert.com/media/cats
Cred ca aia atarnata de ceiling fan care se roteste in disperare must be one of the funniest!
Miau.
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CyberFaust
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8/22/07 11:50am
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1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com/
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3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
http://www.penisland.net/
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http://www.powergenitalia.com/
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7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always
http://www.ipanywhere.com/
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
http://www.cummingfirst.com/
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
http://www.speedofart.com/
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sergiurusu
Title: former CR
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Date Posted:
8/23/07 12:53am
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LOL! Those are good!
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SVAndrei
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Date Posted:
8/29/07 1:32pm
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Nice!
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
8/30/07 5:00am
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US state mottos:
Alabama
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts , only smaller.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grand kids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle states
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney
And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet!
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
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Se Hable Ingles
Utah
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Vermont
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Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mountain
The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place
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Milena_Syan
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Date Posted:
8/30/07 8:32am
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Good one, Sergiu. 
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MaraStardreamer
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8/30/07 9:43am
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Din seria "legi interesante"...
25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.
21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.
18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
16. In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.
15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
14. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
13. In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.
12. In London, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to drive geese down Cheapside.
11. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.
8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.
7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
6. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
5. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits and also to “own” a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking, are merely “pet minders”.
4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.
1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
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SVAndrei
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8/31/07 11:40am
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MaraStardreamer posted:
15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.
Makes you wonder about the rest of the USA.
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
9/1/07 12:18pm
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Something for all the guys in the forum: THE MAN CODE:
http://www.seductionlabs.org/2007/07/30/the-man-code/
Some are pretty damn funny.
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ComicDiva
Title: FF Romania Public Relations Agent
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Date Posted:
9/2/07 12:40am
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S-a intors Chantal... yay!
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