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FriendlyPiranha
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10/23/07 6:22pm
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Deci, bestiala.
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sergiurusu
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Date Posted:
10/27/07 8:24am
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RE: humor - umor (general) :)
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Dand sa coboare si ultima treapta a modulului lunar, Neil Armstrong vede imprimate in praful selenar niste urme ciudate. Ingandurat, se departeaza de modul apropiindu-se de un crater. De acolo apare un tip neverosimil in context: palariuta mica si neagra, opinci si chimir. Individul intinde mana catre Armstrong:
- Noa servus, io mi-s Ion!
Astronautul, siderat, il intreaba:
- Si de unde esti tu?
- Apai din Sibiu, dara.
- Si cu ce ai venit aici?! continua americanul.
- Cu branza.
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
10/27/07 11:41am
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Pentru cine calatoreste cu avionul si stie cat de plictisitoare si monotone sunt instructiunile de zbor, un vid foarte haios with a different take at it:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/preflight
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SVAndrei
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10/27/07 12:42pm
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Not bad. 
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sergiurusu
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10/29/07 11:44am
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SVAndrei
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10/29/07 12:04pm
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CE TARE!!!
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
11/5/07 2:30am
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Something sweeeeet! Kitty pillow talk:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/talkingcats
Gata, ma duc la nani. 
Later edit: Ma uitam pe youtube la viduri cu ursuleti koala. Si am dat de acest vid care e cu totul altfel. Adica, in afara pufoseniilor haioase, are those people retarded or what?! Eu una m-am prapadit de ras.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlw_M-IAiwY (cu sonor, sa auziti bine)
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Chantal
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11/6/07 9:51am
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Doooaaamne, mi-au dat lacrimile!
Stiti ca multe matze am tot soiu de reactii ciudate cand le scarpini in josul spatelui? Ei bine, asta e super tare:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/catscratch
ROFL!
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SVAndrei
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11/6/07 10:34am
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LOTR: http://www.stitthappens.com/images/random/boromordor.gif
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sergiurusu
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11/16/07 6:20am
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Imagine this
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
11/25/07 3:33am
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Engineering Students
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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Date Posted:
11/27/07 11:18am
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5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen." (ROFL!!!)
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SVAndrei
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Chantal posted:
5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen." (ROFL!!!)
Thanks. It might come in handy sometimes.
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
11/30/07 6:44am
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Uitati-va, minunati-va, si luati Extraveral.
http://www.fliggo.com/video/X9TKy7oH
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."
We haven't used Sears repair since.
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman , KS .
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and REPRODUCE
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