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sergiurusu 
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Date Posted: 12/4/07 9:54pm Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
shock doh! thinking shhh silly clown

 

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Chantal 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 12/5/07 6:26am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
"They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and REPRODUCE."
Yep, that's the part that scares me too! The right to vote should be given after passing some sort of exam, like they do for the driver's license (a voter's license, let's say), with questions both of common sense, basic history, very basic political doctrine at least, and a sanity test.

 

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Milena_Syan 
Title: FanForce CR
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Registered: Sep '05
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Date Posted: 12/5/07 12:58pm Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :) - Date Edited: 12/5/07 12:58pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Milena_Syan
Chantal posted:
Yep, that's the part that scares me too! The right to vote should be given after passing some sort of exam, like they do for the driver's license (a voter's license, let's say), with questions both of common sense, basic history, very basic political doctrine at least, and a sanity test.


Only problem is this: who's gonna figure out what test to give us all?

 

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Chantal 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 12/5/07 2:08pm Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
That's the easy part, a team of political scientists, sociologists and psychologists.
The tricky question is who is going to administer it, and by that I mean what body.
But let's not spoil the humor thread.

 

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MaraStardreamer 
Registered: Apr '06
Date Posted: 12/5/07 2:52pm Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
OK, am inteles - test pentru obtinerea dreptului de a vota, dar testul pentru obtinerea dreptului de reproducere oare in ce consta? grin

 

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sergiurusu 
Title: former CR
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Date Posted: 12/7/07 7:18am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
PUTEREA ASEZARII UNEI VIRGULE. Citeste si analizeaza fraza urmatoare:

"Daca barbatul ar sti realmente valoarea pe care o are femeia ar merge in patru labe in cautarea ei."


Daca sunteti femeie, cu siguranta ati aseza virgula dupa cuvantul "femeia".

Daca sunteti barbat, cu siguranta ati aseza virgula dupa cuvantul "are".

 

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Chantal 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 12/7/07 8:27am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
The same with:

A woman, without her man, is nothing.
A woman: without her, man is nothing.

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sergiurusu 
Title: former CR
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Date Posted: 12/13/07 10:38pm Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
Santa's letters

 

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sergiurusu 
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Date Posted: 12/26/07 12:31am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)

 

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Chantal 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 1/5 7:04am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
Class evaluations can be lots of fun! Check this out, I rolled on the floor:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/classeval

laugh (+ roll)

 

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Ionut_cel_Intelept 
Registered: Mar '07
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Date Posted: 1/6 2:33am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :) - Date Edited: 1/7 1:37am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ionut_cel_Intelept

 

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Ionut_cel_Intelept 
Registered: Mar '07
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Date Posted: 1/6 10:49am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :) - Date Edited: 1/6 10:49am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ionut_cel_Intelept
C3P0 legs

 

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SVAndrei 
Title: Co-CR FF Romania
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 1/6 10:19pm Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :)
Ionut_cel_Intelept posted:



Se pare ca am prins un oarece troian de pe site-ul asta. I advise caution.

 

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Ionut_cel_Intelept 
Registered: Mar '07
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Date Posted: 1/7 1:31am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :) - Date Edited: 1/7 1:39am (2 edits total) Edited By: Ionut_cel_Intelept
Sa scot link-ul?

LATER EDIT: Problema rezolvata. Am schimbat link-ul. L-am luat pe cel de pe wookieepedia)

 

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Milena_Syan 
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Date Posted: 1/7 1:46am Subject: RE: humor - umor (general) :) - Date Edited: 1/7 1:47am (1 edits total) Edited By: Milena_Syan
Andrei, thanks for the warning.

Ionut, thanks for finding an alternative link.

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