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SVAndrei
Title: Co-CR FF Romania
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3/22 10:10am
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RE: humor - umor (general) :)
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ROGUESQUAD
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Oct '04
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Date Posted:
3/28 1:52am
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Intr-un copac stateau o soparla si un koala... si fumau marijuana...
La un moment dat i se face sete soparlei si se duce la rau sa bea apa. In rau era un crocodil si acesta ii soparlei : "Ce-i cu tine ma, ce esti asa de ametita?" Soparla ii raspunde " io si cu koala stam si fumam marijuana".
Intrigat, crocodilul se duce la copac sa vada cu ochii lui. Ajunge intr-un final, se uita sus la koala, la care koala se uita la el uimit si zice " CATA APA AI BAUT, BA ???"
Doi prieteni se intilnesc pe strada. Unul il vede pe celalalt cam abatut si-l intreaba:
- De ce esti asa suparat?
C: Uite, ma, eu brunet , nevasta-mea bruneta, copilul roscat.
M: Pai de cite ori faceti dragoste pe saptamina?
C: Niciodata.
M: Pe luna?
C: Da din cap negativ.
M: Pe an?
C: Iar da din cap negativ.
M: Pai vezi, rugina.
Pe Titanic, dupa impactul cu aisbergul, un individ reuseste sa ia o barca si vasleste disperat sa se salveze.
-Unde pleci dom'le ca mai sunt femei aici?
-Lasa-ma in pace omule, mie de femei imi arde acum?
Examen de fizica la politie. Subiectul: Fenomenul ionizarii. La sfarsitul examenului il intreaba unul din politisti pe colegul lui de banca din timpul examenului:
- Ma tu ai stiut?
- La perfectie ! - raspunde acesta.
- Sa-ti dea D-zeu sanatate zice primul, inseamna ca am stiut si eu, pentru ca am copiat cuvant cu cuvant de la tine.
Enervat si ingrijorat politistul care stiuse ii spune celuilalt:
- Idiotule, cum ai putut face una ca asta, acum o sa ne prinda si o sa ne pice pe amandoi!!
- Fii serios, ii raspunde cel care copiase, n-o sa se prinda nimeni pentru ca am mai si schimbat si eu pe ici pe colo . De exemplu unde tu ai pus Ion, eu am pus Gheorghe!
Vine Ion la Vasile si il intreaba:
- Cum poate vaca ta sa dea cate 100 litri de lapte pe zi?
Vasile:
- E simplu. Totul depinde de amabilitate. Ma apropii de ea si o intreb : "Ce avem astazi, lapte sau carne?"
Care sunt cele 3 faze ale sclerozei?
Faza intai:intri la toaleta, iti faci treaba si uiti sa tragi apa.
Faza a doua: intri, tragi apa si uiti de ce ai intrat.
Faza a treia: intri, termini treaba, tragi apa, dar uiti sa-ti dai jos pantalonii.
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Chantal
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Jun '05
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Date Posted:
4/7 8:55am
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Din sectiunea "traim in Romania", savurati urmatorul interviu:
http://www.catavencu.ro/fun/fabricat_in_romania/se_cauta_un_traducator_din_limba_vasluiana.html
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Claude_ICE-C
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May '05
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Date Posted:
4/8 4:27am
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doamne cum se poate asa ceva ... imi aduce aminte de Voronin cand a venit la summit si a cerut sa i se traduca din romana in moldoveneasca 
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Chantal
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4/24 2:35pm
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Din sectiunea "sa va cracanati de ras", va prezint urmatoarea duduie si siteul ei:
http://www.naomy.ro/index.php?pag=index
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FriendlyPiranha
Title: Graphic artist
FF Romania
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Feb '05
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Date Posted:
4/27 6:11am
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Care duduie, ca eu nu vad niciuna?
De apreciat ca ai pus si tu linku' ala mai calumea. 
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Milena_Syan
Title: FanForce CR
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4/27 1:38pm
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It's her right to dress up as a woman and to express her views.
However, nothing excuses the inadequate use of romanian - I don't care what field she's working in, knowing the basic rules of one's native language is a 'must' in my book!
Btw, I'm not an expert in web development - and certainly not a graphic artist - but the design of that site, or rather the lack of it, gets on my nerves.
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Darth_Garak
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Jul '05
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5/6 2:06pm
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Extremely funny reviews of games (and yes he mostly just trashes whatever he can). I don't consider them actual reviews so much as alternative comedy. Merita vazuta toate (all three pages) just don't drink anything while viewing or you'll end up like me, having to wipe Pepsi off the keybord and then letting the thing dry.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed (short link, ain't it?)
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Chantal
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Jun '05
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5/10 1:15pm
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A spoof for the Citroen commercials with the robot-car, by Chevy:
http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_chevrolet_transformer_tastic_ad/
Hihi. "Please... let's go home" [exasperated, pleading voice]
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Chantal
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Date Posted:
5/14 2:24pm
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ABUZ= (Om) fara buze
APOI= apa mare
BIZAR=zar dublu
MACEL= mac mic
MICROSCOP= scop marunt
SOIOS= de soi
INVIORAT = Prevazut cu vioara
INFOCARE = transformare in foca
IMPRASTIERE = rezultatul procesului prin care betivii se fac prastie
GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul "Bine, Ioane"
LESINA = pe unde merge "le tren"
MERITORIU = teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri
RATEU = pateu din carne de ratza
SCARABEU = cetatean ce locuieste la bloc, la scara a doua; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se cunosc scaraceu si scaradeu.
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
TZURTZUR = Sunetul soneriei, iarna
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe
Mie cel mai mult imi place aia cu "infocare" si "lesina".
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CyberFaust
Title: Co-Chapter Rep
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Jun '05
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Date Posted:
5/14 3:26pm
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apoi infocare si ghinioane mie.
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CyberFaust
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Date Posted:
5/14 11:47pm
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=UkILePFsXdk&feature=related
THIS IS GOLD.
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Darth_Garak
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Jul '05
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Date Posted:
5/15 3:57am
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By the Force Aia l-au intrebat pe Palpatine ce pot face for fun?
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CyberFaust
Title: Co-Chapter Rep
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5/16 1:24am
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2 faceau dragoste, iar la un moment dat el zice:
- pentru ca esti prima pentru mine am sa iti zic Eva;
ea raspunde:
- pentru ca esti al 407-lea pentru mine am sa iti spun Peugeot!
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Darth_Garak
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Date Posted:
5/21 6:31am
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http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html WARNING: some (if not most) of that stuff might be considered offensive. Especially the last one - care aparent ne apartine dar jur ca in viata mea nu am auzit ceva asa gretos. Ugh.
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