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Milena_Syan
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Date Posted:
7/31/06 11:35am
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RE: Discutii aberante...
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La cererea lui Cyber si a lui Tezeu (deci, Mara, reclamatiile merg la ei  ), iata o conversatie mai mult sau mai putin aberanta:
Milena: cand ai scris "spemuiasca" am citit altceva!
Milena:  )
Tezeu: pai asta era ideea
Tezeu: de aia nici n-am scris cu a
Milena: mai, ce idei!
Milena: oricum, good one!
Milena: e bine sa stiu ca macar o data, nu mintea mea e cea perversa
Tezeu: mintea ta nu e mai putin perversa
Tezeu: daca nu era perversa
Tezeu: nu se gandea la prosti nespuse
Tezeu: ci doar intuite
Tezeu: dar tousi s-a gandit
Tezeu: ca ispita si pacatosul
Milena: da...e perversa
Milena: dar totusi
Milena: nu e chiar asa
Milena: incat sa vada prostii si acolo unde nu sunt
Tezeu: pai nu sunt prostii
Tezeu: eu n-am zis nici o prostie
Milena: nu...numai te-ai gandit ca oricine s-ar fi gandit ca tu te-ai gandit ca s-ar fi gandit
Tezeu: nu
Tezeu: drept dovada tu nu te-ai gandit ca eu m-am gandit sa induc acea idee
Tezeu: ai crezut c-am gresit sau ceva
Milena: nu
Milena: stiam ca ai scris spem intentionat
Milena: dar nu stiam ca de aia
Milena: oricum
Milena: faza e ca indiferent de ce am gandit sau n-am gandit eu, tu ai facut-o on purpose
Milena: you have a sick mind!
Milena: admit it!
Tezeu: auzi... pot sa pun asta pe forum sau e prea intima pt. tine?
Milena:
Tezeu: si nu, nu sunt sick ci am mintea unui copil de 18 ani
Tezeu: ce e atat de greu de conceput?
Milena: pai nu e greu de conceput
Milena: am 20 de ani > 18 ani
Milena: deci I've been there
Milena: and it looks like i'm stuck there
Milena: wherever "there" is
Milena: pui asta pe forum?
Tezeu: pai mi-e cam lene... o pui tu pls.?
Milena: nu
Milena: nu pun eu
Milena: ca iara zice Mara
Tezeu: eu mai am de editat 30 si ceva de pagini
Tezeu: de pus diacritice pe ele ;((
Milena: si nu stii in cate feluri face misto de mine din pricina ta
Tezeu:
Milena: editez eu
Milena: pui tu
Tezeu:
Tezeu: eu zic s-o ajuti pe Mara
Tezeu: ca eu am putin
Tezeu: la ea un text e de 30 de pagini
Milena: ok. atunci editez eu dialogul
Milena: cum vrei sa-l editez?
Milena: (il pui tu)
Tezeu: pui in locul numelui tau Milena si in locul alui meu Tezeu
Tezeu: atat
Milena: ok
Milena: de unde pana unde?
Tezeu: cu replace all
Milena: dooh
Milena: sheesh
Milena: sunt la calculatoare, for crying out loud!
Tezeu: eu ma gandeam la tine, sa fiu sigur ca nu te chinui
Tezeu: in loc sa zici 'multumesc ca te gandesti la mine'
Tezeu: te mai si superi
Milena: )
Milena: ok
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CyberFaust
Title: FanForce CR
FF Romania
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Date Posted:
7/31/06 11:54am
Subject:
RE: Discutii aberante...
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7/31/06 12:08pm (1 edits total)
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CyberFaust
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Si asa noul volum de discutii, dupa multa asteptare si cateva cereri din public, a vazut tiparele in sfarsit. Fraze uimitoare si o gramatica care ar vace multi profesori de romana sa se sinucida au facut furori pe piata cybernetica de carti. Marii filozofi ai istoriei au murit in chinuri si toata existenta s-a oprit intr-o bataie de inima.
Nota: Autorii sunt cautati pt distrugerea universului. Exista o recompensa de o pisica si un cuptor de microunde pt ajutor dat politiei.
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Milena_Syan
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Date Posted:
7/31/06 11:57am
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RE: Discutii aberante...
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7/31/06 11:57am (1 edits total)
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Milena_Syan
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Cyber, 3 words: extra math homework! 
EDIT: Just kidding. You should be a stand up comedian...if only you could stand up...
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ATTezeu
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Date Posted:
7/31/06 12:12pm
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RE: Discutii aberante...
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7/31/06 12:13pm (1 edits total)
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ATTezeu
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vreau eu cuptorul cu microunde... Milena, te superi daca iei tu pisica. Nu de alta da' cu cuptorul de microunde pot sa-i dau mai bine-n cap lui CF... asta dupa ce-si termina extra-homework-ul
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SVAndrei
Title: Co-CR FF Romania
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Date Posted:
7/31/06 10:22pm
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RE: Discutii aberante...
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In cazul asta iau eu pisica. Cred ca ot sa-i dau in cap la CF si cu aia. Of course, dupa ce termina extra homework-ul si dupa ce ii da Tezeu cu cuptorul in cap.... 
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ComicDiva
Title: FF Romania Public Relations Agent
Registered:
Oct '04
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 10:50am
Subject:
RE: Discutii aberante...
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faust: do me a favour ...................
Comic Diva: ..........cum? cand? unde?
faust: pai pe .........
faust: take a look
faust: it's a thing ...........................t
faust: **** ...............................
faust: **** **** **** ****
Comic Diva: ****
faust: sh.............one
faust: oh, yeah .....................disturbing your viewing?
Comic Diva: nah, chiar ai reusit sa ma apelezi .....................
Comic Diva: Uncanny
Comic Diva:
faust: outstanding
faust: ..........
Comic Diva: ........ ya don't... but your timing does
Comic Diva:
faust: .............
faust: well it's good for now
faust: what's with the can do atitude and all that "choose life" nonsence?
faust: is it to get out of some .........?
Comic Diva: it's a part of my cunning plan to f... people ................................ and stuff.
faust: good ****
Comic Diva: yeah... ............
faust: victims already
faust: de cand ai planul asta?
Comic Diva: since I was ..... Some kids play with blocks in kindergarten..................... murderinh
Comic Diva: *murdering
Comic Diva: it's a living
faust: i know how you feel
faust: .......... ?
Comic Diva: la ce!?
faust: who shot first
faust: h..........................
faust:
Comic Diva: ................... is so stupid...
Comic Diva: adica serios... i couldn't care less
Comic Diva: nici nu inteleg ....................
Comic Diva: like what was ...... with it before!??
faust: but it's a clasic and thre lies the cunningness, sau oricum asa mi s-a parut azidimineata pe la 5,,,,,,,,............. depravation
Comic Diva: serios
Comic Diva: atata scandal pe un subiect asa de idiot
Comic Diva:
Comic Diva: dead horse
Comic Diva: meet stick
faust: pai stia lucas ce stia cand a aflat ca oameni i-i cauta in gunoi ca o sa s se ia si de asta
Comic Diva: ...........multe prostii la viata lui. "..........ca e mai important decat sa explic de ce.......................................................... That little issue is not so important"
Comic Diva:
faust: pai ..........e mai "special" .........
faust: ..............smart one
Comic Diva:...............hung like a moose
Comic Diva:
faust:
faust: ..............not want to know
Comic Diva: ..............eplica ................................................... "aren't you a ....................
Comic Diva:
faust:
Comic Diva: bineinteles, ............. freaky sa-i spuna asta ...........
Comic Diva: .................. and besides,................... he was doing porn.........
Comic Diva:
faust: .................... de ea
faust: cine stie ce i-a zis ................
Comic Diva: ete na... simtea o apropiere .....
Comic Diva:
faust: sigur
Comic Diva: ca semana cu ............... complexul lui oedip
Comic Diva:
faust:
faust: ................. nu a vomitat ..............
faust:
Comic Diva: .......... my brother... ...........soft lips"
Comic Diva:
faust: eeewwwwww........................
Comic Diva: oh please,........... **** in Egypt .............
faust: poate leia se gandea: ........... maker, maybe now he'l .... off"
faust: luke: "maybe now i should .... off"
Comic Diva: han: "..... Now we can't have that menage a trois. ................. there's still Chewie"
Comic Diva:
faust:
Comic Diva: sick, aren't I?
Comic Diva:
faust: artoo: "twek twek woooo"
faust:.............................dar era randul tau sa scrii
faust:
Comic Diva: yeah ........
Comic Diva:......................as sick as me.
Comic Diva: .................frustrated ****
faust: hmm, ....................locul la aberatii?
Comic Diva: nah
faust: dap e foarte..................
Comic Diva: ..........a little sleazy
Comic Diva: .......I am ashamed ............
Comic Diva:
faust: pai .............ne punem numele
faust: .....puncte............puncte
Comic Diva: d..........sa jignesc ...........
faust: stiu
Comic Diva: nu vreau
Comic Diva:
faust: ..............chill
Comic Diva: bai...............era o gluma
Comic Diva:
Comic Diva: ca nu ma supar
Comic Diva: orice-ar fi............
faust: .................puncte .................. cateva cuvinte
faust: si numele......................
Comic Diva: .... ..............................transmisia intrerupta?
faust: dap ...........
faust: ... trensmisie ............ rau
Comic Diva:
faust: si nimeni nu e jignit ...................... magar ..............
Comic Diva: ...............faci toata treaba
Comic Diva: I'm down with that
Comic Diva:
Comic Diva: ............pussy troll
Comic Diva:
faust: damn tocmai vroiam sa zic ................
Comic Diva: pai dar e ............
faust: o sa fac eu
faust: si ti-o dau ..............
Comic Diva: tu crezi ca daca eu raman gravida rog pe altcineva sa-mi duca copilul!.
Comic Diva: it's your baby
Comic Diva:
Comic Diva: give birth to.......donkey
faust: ............................ar fi necesar(donkey)
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ATTezeu
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 10:54am
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RE: Discutii aberante...
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Eu cred c-ar trebui sa o cheme care pe Milena ca sa numere punctuletele...sunt PREA MULTE!
JOS CENZUARA!!!
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ComicDiva
Title: FF Romania Public Relations Agent
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 10:55am
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Mi-e teama ca forumul nu este pregatit pentru Cyberfaust and ComicDiva in varianta necenzurata.
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CyberFaust
Title: FanForce CR
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 11:16am
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sau romania, sau planeta un general, and besides you don't want to know
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Milena_Syan
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 11:33am
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If I tried to count all the dots, I'd get a buffer overflow.
Ah, what can be that bad about a bunch of swears?
Cyber, 5 extra-hard math problems say you WILL send me your uncensored dialogue with D!
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MaraStardreamer
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 12:19pm
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Nu are cineva sa-mi imprumute o bricheta? Sau macar o cutie cu chibrituri... 
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ATTezeu
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 12:28pm
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Am si una si alta, dar tre' sa vi pana aici ca mie mi-e lene sa ma mai ridic.
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Katana_
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 12:34pm
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Cat cereti pe varianta necenzurata? Sau ce?
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ATTezeu
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 12:42pm
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Katana_ posted:
Cat cereti pe varianta necenzurata? Sau ce?
Nu ne lua tu cu diverse altele... pune povestea aia cu Darh Ion ca nu-ti merge.
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MaraStardreamer
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Date Posted:
8/1/06 12:43pm
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Da.. Nu mai imi trebe bricheta, am gasit una sub pat. Acum vreau pamant.
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