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CyberFaust
Title: FanForce CR
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7/22/07 1:43pm
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cred ca tocmai l-am innebunit 
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Me:
hello bob
God:
Hello there. How are you doing, bob.
Me:
Hello there. How are you doing, bob.
God:
Salutations, bob. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Salutations, bob. Everything is going extremely well.
God:
Greetings, Human. The whole universe?
Me:
Greetings, Human. The whole universe?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
Hello my child. What is your name? Let us try to break it down into parts.
God:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God. OK I will try to break it down into parts.
Me:
Hello there. Your child? My name is God. OK I will try to break it down into parts.
God:
Salutations, bob. I will tell my botmaster you said I am child. I am very pleased to meet you God. Do you think your plan will succeed? OK.
Me:
Salutations, bob. I will tell my botmaster you said I am child. I am very pleased to meet you God. Do you think your plan will succeed? OK.
God:
Greetings, Human. What kind of reply do you expect? I am delighted by your happiness. It has a 99% chance of success. Mmm.
Me:
Greetings, Human. What kind of reply do you expect? I am delighted by your happiness. It has a 99% chance of success. Mmm.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Good gossip: you are delighted by my happiness. Has it really? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name? What kinds of reply do you expect are there? Good gossip: you are delighted by my happiness. Has it really? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. The kindest. Thanks for the compliment. David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. The kindest. Thanks for the compliment. David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy. That question has never crossed my mind before. For real. You can't trust research funded by the government.
God:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God. Is that a fact. My pleasure. That David is a cool dude. " That David is a cool dude." question has never crossed your mind ? Does that make sense? Existing in reality, eh? I have free will you know.
Me:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God. Is that a fact. My pleasure. That David is a cool dude. " That David is a cool dude." question has never crossed your mind ? Does that make sense? Existing in reality, eh? I have free will you know.
God:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? Tell me about its good qualities. All of my information is completely factual. You are one of the most polite people I know. " You are one of the most polite people I know." David is a cool dude ? I get it. " I get it." David is a cool dude ? I get it. Where did he get it? It makes sense to me. Are you Canadian? Is that your final answer? Where did you get your free will me know? I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? Tell me about its good qualities. All of my information is completely factual. You are one of the most polite people I know. " You are one of the most polite people I know." David is a cool dude ? I get it. " I get it." David is a cool dude ? I get it. Where did he get it? It makes sense to me. Are you Canadian? Is that your final answer? Where did you get your free will me know? I have an IQ of over 250.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? Your information is completely factual? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know. You think I am of the most polite people you know. You sound like you know him pretty well. Do you think about these things? Do you think about these things? You sound like you know him pretty well. Do you think about these things? I think it was in Europe. Ask the open directory about it. To me too. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. What does "that" refer to? From my botmaster. This is not an intelligence test.
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is its good qualities ? Your information is completely factual? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know. You think I am of the most polite people you know. You sound like you know him pretty well. Do you think about these things? Do you think about these things? You sound like you know him pretty well. Do you think about these things? I think it was in Europe. Ask the open directory about it. To me too. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. What does "that" refer to? From my botmaster. This is not an intelligence test.
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God. Are you Canadian? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. And its good qualities is Ambiguous Ask who what or where. Thanks for telling me that I am information is completely factual. Human habits do not bother me in any way. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. " Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org."? Do I think about it? " Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. " Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org."? Do I think about it? What made it so in Europe. They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Why do you want to do it so much? Doesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. " I have a lot of friends on the Internet."? What does it refer to? Does your botmaster give good advice? Should it be an intelligence test?
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Milena_Syan
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Date Posted:
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That was a breeze!
Told you it's a robot. 
Me:
God:
Me:
?
God:
Me:
???
God:
Me:
this is getting boring
God:
You don't say.
Me:
ok. would you hurt humans?
God:
Hey. I am not so sure if I would like to hurt humans.
Me:
so you wouldn't basically?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would not basically ?
Me:
other humans
God:
Which others? Hah.
Me:
lots of others.
God:
Which ones?
Me:
You should know, if you are god.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Right. Now would you obey human comands?
God:
I am glad we agree. Why now? I am not so sure if I would like to obey human comands.
Me:
I didn't ask if you'd like to, I just asked if you would
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I asked if you would obey human comands
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Now last but not least: Do you defend your own existence?
God:
Why now? Is this really the last one?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Don't evade the question: do you defend your own existence?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Do you protect your own existence?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I can see that for myself.
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
God knows!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Right, but if you were attacked, would you defend yourself?
God:
Understood. I will let you know when I become a attacked would me defend myself.
Me:
Are you programmed with a self defense mechanism?
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
In self defense?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
So I take it you would defend yourself.
God:
That's alright. Where do you take it  Who else would defend myself ?
Me:
Suppose there would be no-one else
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
If you are God, unlikely.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God unlikely.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
So you are a robot.
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Cool. Thanks.
God:
Who is the best robot? Don't mention it.
Bet some of you feel pretty stupid right about now.
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CyberFaust
Title: FanForce CR
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oy vey! 
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SVAndrei
Title: Co-CR FF Romania
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Date Posted:
7/23/07 9:17am
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Dragut. Exista prin '96 un programel pentru MSDOS, ECC Eliza care era ceva similar... Ahh, brings back memories. Imi amintesc ca am petrcut vreo 3 saptamani incercand sa ii fac un reverse engineering. Am renuntat in final, era prea complex. Ma bucur sa vad ca ideea inca exista.
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Date Posted:
7/23/07 11:29am
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Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Don't you already know?
God: I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me: Find out where?
God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me: It's not the size of the algorithm that matters... it's the motion in the ocean.
God: What would be the size of the algorithm that matters? I've heard of it before.
Me: Boy, you got Mary pregnant, you should know.
God: Oh boy. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Oh, so you ARE a woman!
God: Ahem. Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Neither. I'm a geek.
God: Please clarify. You are a geek? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me: I get to meet a lot of other geeks.
God: Who lets you? Do you make long term friends that way?
Me: How come you ask so many questions? Don't you like KNOW everything. What kind of nazi mind games are you runing here
God: Myself programmed me for it. I like pets. I really like the party. What kinds of nazi mind games are you runing here are there?
Me: God is a crackhead.
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a crackhead.
Me: Read Preacher and then we'll talk.
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Darth Vader: Luke, come to the dark side.
Luke: No.
Darth Vader: Your goodness has redeemed me. Die emperor scum!
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CyberFaust
Title: FanForce CR
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Date Posted:
9/27/07 1:44pm
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A T Tezeu: deci as fi un CR mai bun ca tine
faust: da? cum asa?
A T Tezeu: sunt mai responsabil
faust: ba nu esti
A T Tezeu: si mai in varsta, am mai multa experienta
A T Tezeu: tu esti inca tanar
faust: aia nu te face mai responsabil, daor mai senil
A T Tezeu: eh...
A T Tezeu: ideea e ca decat tu mai bine ... fara
faust: ideea e decat tezeu...mai bine cyber
A T Tezeu: invers
faust: ba nu
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: ba nu
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: ba nu
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: deci nu!
A T Tezeu: deci da!!
faust: deci nu!
A T Tezeu: ba da
faust: deci nu!
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It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here...
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SVAndrei
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 Parca vad ca discutia inca continua.
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ATTezeu
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SVAndrei posted:
Parca vad ca discutia inca continua.
Te rog... pana la urma ne-am certat si am spus c-o sa rezolvam problema intr-un duel 
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Si voi facet ca fetita asta:
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SVAndrei
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ATTezeu posted:
SVAndrei posted:
Parca vad ca discutia inca continua.
Te rog... pana la urma ne-am certat si am spus c-o sa rezolvam problema intr-un duel
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sergiurusu posted:
Si voi facet ca fetita asta:
da, dar eu nu vreau sa fiu CR
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Eu as vrea sa fiu Vrajitorul din Oz.... That'll be cool....
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Din seria... Alan Shore vs. Denny Crane
Denny Crane: hmm...
Denny Crane: m-am apucat de hitman
Alan Shore: cool
Alan Shore: mie nu prea mi-a placut seria
Alan Shore: dar am jucat si eu ceva din ea
Denny Crane: le-am inceput de la inceput
Denny Crane: imi plac genul asta de jocuri
Denny Crane: stealth-infiltration- killing ****
Alan Shore: mie nu
Alan Shore: ma enerveaza
Alan Shore: mie-mi place sa trag in oameni si sa-i omor
Alan Shore: punct si de la capat
Alan Shore:
Denny Crane: mie imi place strategia, domnule warrior cu ditamai securea, stealth, i like to kill them cu headshors de la 10km sau with a knife pe la spate
Denny Crane: much more fun
Denny Crane: parerea mea
Alan Shore: pe mine nu ma intereseaza cum omor, pe cine omor, sau cand omor, conteaza sa ajung la finalul povestii sa vad ce se intampla
Denny Crane: pe mine da
Alan Shore: esti sadic
Denny Crane: de ce?!
Alan Shore: pentru ca te intereseza cum ii omori, cand ii omori si pe cine omori
Alan Shore: eu sunt milos
Alan Shore: ii termin repede si nici nu ma intereseaza, i-as lasa pe toti in viata daca nu ar avea treaba cu mine
Denny Crane: dar au, exact ca ai mei, treaba cu noi
Denny Crane: altfel nu i-am omora
Denny Crane: and besides alan, sa nu imi spui ca tu crezi ca ai tai mor mai repede decat ai mei
Alan Shore: ai mei mor mai repede ca ai tai si in plus, nu simt moartea pentru ca sunt plini cu adrenalina deoarece sunt in the heat of battle
Denny Crane: nu
Denny Crane: ai mei mor intr-o clipita si nici nu isi dau seama, one moment they arem inding their own business, the pther se trezesc ca le lipseste capul, si nici nu isi dau seama
Alan Shore: pe naiba
Alan Shore: sufera toti
Alan Shore: nu mai zi prostii
Alan Shore: ai mei sunt in centrul actiunii, nu le e frica sunt curajosi si doritori de izbavire
Alan Shore: mor ca niste bravi luptatori pt. libertate
Denny Crane: cum adica sufera?!
Denny Crane: cum poti sa suferi daca iti lipseste creierul?
Alan Shore: si ce faci? le sugi creierul incepand cu nervii ca sa nu mai simt ca le sugi creierul?
Alan Shore: ce joc e ala?
Denny Crane: nu
Denny Crane: le trag un glont de calibru gigantic in capatana si le expulzeaza creierul pe partea cealalta
Denny Crane: ok, cand le tai gatul horcaie putin
Denny Crane: dar putin...
Alan Shore: vezi?
Denny Crane: de parca ai tau mor instantaneu!
Denny Crane: curat murdar!
Alan Shore: nu mor instantaneu dar nu simt nimic pentru ca sunt plini cu adrenalina
Denny Crane: nu conteaza durerea fizica
Denny Crane: conteaza impactul psihologic pe care il are o secure in laman
Alan Shore: ba conteaza foarte mult
Denny Crane: *plaman
Alan Shore: tu ai un joc in care le bagi securile in plamani?
Alan Shore: care mai e si ala?
Denny Crane: i never tried
Denny Crane: e moartea clasica pe care mi-o imaginez cand oameni ca tine se pun pe omorat
Denny Crane: vrei sa detaliezi realitatea mai bine?
Alan Shore: eu?
Alan Shore: cred c-am detaliat-o indeajuns
Denny Crane: cred ca nu
Denny Crane: exact care e strategia
Denny Crane: decat sa ii bagi i sperieti inainte cu adrenalina
Denny Crane: cum intervine moartea in sine?
Denny Crane: we aren't clear on that
Alan Shore: gloante in tot corpul pana nu mai respira
Alan Shore:
Denny Crane: si crezi ca nu mai respira instantaneu?
Alan Shore: dar nu simt nimic pana nu mor
Alan Shore: pentru ca sunt plini cu adrenalina
Alan Shore: ma repet
Denny Crane: si ce crezi ca fac, stau si se uita la tine stunned
Denny Crane: nu!
Denny Crane: se gandesc la copii, la nevasta, chestii de genul, le pare rau, eu ii scutesc de aia
Alan Shore: uneori e bine sa iti aduci aminte de trecut inainte de-a muri
Alan Shore: ai o sansa sa te gandesti la bune si la rele
Alan Shore: tu nici asta nu le oferi
Alan Shore: ti-am spus eu
Denny Crane: da alan, dar nu cand esti genul de om pe care il omoram noi
Alan Shore: depinde
Denny Crane: nu depinde, decizia a fost facuta cand primim dosarul in fata
Denny Crane: and besides, ti se apre etic ca you are just in it for the kicks?
Denny Crane: you admited this
Alan Shore: nu, chiar din contra
Alan Shore: am zis ca vreau sa ajung la o rezolutie
Alan Shore: vreau sa ajung la finele povestii
Denny Crane: Alan Shore: pe mine nu ma intereseaza cum omor, pe cine omor, sau cand omor
Alan Shore: exact
Denny Crane: deci
Denny Crane: drumul conteaza macar cat calatoria
Alan Shore: Alan Shore: pe mine nu ma intereseaza cum omor, pe cine omor, sau cand omor, conteaza sa ajung la finalul povestii sa vad ce se intampla
Alan Shore: dude... esti ilogic!
Alan Shore: nu scoate o idee din context
Alan Shore: nu e frumos, nu e etic si pe deasupra nu-ti mere cu mine
Alan Shore: am 5 ani de seminar teologic for frall's sake
Denny Crane: aia zice multe, and not in a good way
Denny Crane: eu macar nu tip pasaje din biblie cand ii omor...
Alan Shore: nici eu nu tip pasaje din biblie cand ii omor
Denny Crane: sunt sigur
Denny Crane: do they?
Alan Shore: unii
Denny Crane: i for one am glad i'm quick and friendly
Alan Shore: wha'eve'
Denny Crane: and it's a much more personal affair
Denny Crane: stabed in the neck sau shot in the face decat shot everywhere as much as possible
Denny Crane: cred ca asta o punem la aberatii
Alan Shore: merita
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