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Cand si-a pierdut Luke virginitatea?
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ComicDiva
Title: FF Romania Public Relations Agent
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Oct '04
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Date Posted:
5/27 10:37am
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Cand si-a pierdut Luke virginitatea?
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ComicDiva
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Stateam noi la restaurantul chinezesc si in mod inevitabil am ajuns la subiectul "viata sexuala a personajelor din Star Wars". Intrebarea du jour este... oare Luke Skywalker era virgin in A new hope? Dar Empire Strikes Back? E clar ca in ROTJ nu mai era virgin ca doar se imbraca in negru.  Deci tinea doliu pentru virginitatea lui.
What say you?
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CyberFaust
Title: Co-Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
5/27 10:58am
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RE: Cand si-a pierdut Luke virginitatea?
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Deci, daca asta trece de limitele de bun simt ale forumului, let me know ca il sterg.
Oricum, nu avem minori pe aici...
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Darth_Garak
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Date Posted:
5/27 11:17am
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RE: Cand si-a pierdut Luke virginitatea?
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Eu zic ca nici in ESB nu era virgin. I always thought he slept with Shira Brie (before finding out she was an Imperial spy). Gods I hope he never tried it with Leia, that would be so disgusting  .
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CyberFaust
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5/27 11:27am
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At least he didn't lose his virginity to a japanese tentacled sewer monster.
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MaraStardreamer
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5/27 11:47am
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Luke si-a pierdut virginitatea la 40 de ani, cand l-a convins Mara cu un pumn in gura (nu de alta, dar era noaptea nuntii). Asa zic toate ficurile care se respecta. Ditto!
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CyberFaust
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5/27 11:48am
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Si mara tot atunci? :P
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ComicDiva
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5/27 11:58am
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Deci makes perfect sense.  ) Luke era virgin la 40 de ani
Look, there's Luke, Han, Lando si Chewie in dreapta.
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CyberFaust
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5/27 12:03pm
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Lol, lando's bald.
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ATTezeu
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5/27 12:03pm
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CyberFaust posted:
Si mara tot atunci? :P
Nu dude, Mara avea lightsaber. WTF? sti ce fac toate domnisoarele cu un lightsaber, nu? Cel putin ce fac domnisoarele cu un lightsaber in toate fan-ficurile care se respecta
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CyberFaust
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Date Posted:
6/3 1:18am
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