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SkalenFehl 
Registered: Jan '03
46344_The Clone Wars: Rex (CC-7567)
Date Posted: 4/9/04 7:33pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Having icepicks shoved under your toenails

or

Cleaning all the toilets in Grand Central Station with your tongue

By the way, I'm a bit of an insomniac. I hate it. Been that way all my life. I can be dog tired from a long, hard day and when my head hits the pillow...POW! My mind starts racing and I can't relax. Must be stress.

 

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20x6 
Registered: Apr '03
6561_Han Solo
Date Posted: 4/10/04 1:11am Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Having icepicks shoved under your toenails

or

Cleaning all the toilets in Grand Central Station with your tongue





Or spending one more minute with you?

 

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SkalenFehl 
Registered: Jan '03
46344_The Clone Wars: Rex (CC-7567)
Date Posted: 4/10/04 5:47am Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
LOL!!!

I didn't think anyone else would know that one or admit to it!!! Isn't that just a cool video?

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Jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

or

Stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

 

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AllenReturns 
Registered: Apr '04
6148_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 4/16/04 3:17am Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Having previously glued nostrils ripped back open again.

or

Being massaged with a cheese grater.

 

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ondiv 
Title: FanForce Historian
Salt Lake City, UT USA

Registered: Nov '02
41217_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 4/16/04 6:41am Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Having previously glued nostrils ripped back open again

And just how did they become glued in the first place...?

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 4/16/04 12:02pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Those are the type of questions you really don't want answers to.

 

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AllenReturns 
Registered: Apr '04
6148_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 4/16/04 10:57pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
you're just lucky you missed the rubber chicken and greasy pineapple episode...

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 4/19/04 4:06pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Starting a new job that is ever so boring?


Or


Working with people who have made your life in the past a living hell?

 

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Lando_Bubrissian7 
Registered: Mar '04
7888_Lando
Date Posted: 5/12/04 5:05am Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Getting Fired

or...

Catching on Fire?

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 5/12/04 5:51am Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
but catching on fire would give you cooler stories to tell.

 

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AllenReturns 
Registered: Apr '04
6148_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 5/14/04 10:32pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
not to mention the nifty Freddy-ish scars.

 

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kita_pounce 
Registered: Apr '03
7447_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 5/15/04 5:39pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Having your heart broken by a guy you had a chance with

Or

Having your heart broken by a guy you knew you could never get

 

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Mert_Skywalker 
Title: Webmaster/Media Rep
Niagara ON Canada

Registered: Aug '01
23542_Sidious
Date Posted: 5/18/04 9:10pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Being charged with indecent exposure in a strip club

or

Being charged with buggery (an actual crime. If you don't know what it is, feel free to PM me for an explaination.)

 

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AllenReturns 
Registered: Apr '04
6148_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 5/18/04 9:51pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Kevin Costner or .... ummmm... well...

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 5/20/04 4:56pm Subject: RE: Which is Worse??
Having tickets to an Opera and not finding anyone to go with you.


Or


Going alone. sad

 

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