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Zas Registered: Dec '00	Date Posted: 11/11/04 11:17am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Start off by faking being too good for her yet interested. -----signature----- Christmas Follies of the Half-Jewish Lobster http://littlezas.net/lobster/ (illustrated by me)
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LordMaster Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 11/11/04 11:31am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	No hard feelings Zas. Humor is all relative anyway. -----signature----- Size doesn't matter!
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The-Rookie Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 11/12/04 6:56am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Well the way I figure it girls just like cars and money, so since I now have both.... Is that really what you think? -----signature----- "It's a tough job being a Princess, but somebody as to do it"
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Jedi_Angell Title: SLCFF Book Club President Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 11/12/04 11:14am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Of course not, I'm just quoting a song. Plus the humor was that the day after I spent my life savings deposit's for our wedding my fiance called it off. So I joke that once I had no money she didn't need me. -----signature----- "Do you even have a Medical License?" "I lost it....<shifty eyes> in a valcano"
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ondiv Title: FanForce Historian Salt Lake City, UT USA Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 11/14/04 11:48pm Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	I've always wanted to marry for money...but when I actually had the chance I chickened out Money isn't everything I guess... -----signature----- I am the opposition. SL-3900; Alpine Garrison; 501st Legion ~~ Kisses for Katie Johnson ~~ Sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos If George Lucas is God, then Timothy Zahn is his prophet.
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Jedi_Angell Title: SLCFF Book Club President Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 11/15/04 12:00am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Hey, I'm poor.... -----signature----- "Do you even have a Medical License?" "I lost it....<shifty eyes> in a valcano"
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ondiv Title: FanForce Historian Salt Lake City, UT USA Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 12/2/04 12:13am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	So I'm driving how this evening (1130pm), minding my own business, rocking out to Jon Bon Jovi when suddenly and without warning an evil, malicious deer steps into my path. Now, being the veggie I am there was one thought that crossed my mind; What would hurt worse: The amount of money that it would cost to fix the damage, or the guilt of killing one of God's creatures? Oddly, the amount of money won. I swerved to the left to miss the deer only to notice that my back end was beating my front end around. I corrected the opposite direction to which I found myself going sideways! Off the side of the road I went, and down the hill (the swerving was thwarted by the very thin layer of frost that made the road to slick for my tires to grip. Evil frost). Now this wasn't any old hill mind you! This was the hill that is on the frontage road that goes over the Point of the Mountain (no, not the big one. The one next to it). My car traveled ten feet going 'forward' (or diagonal depending on how you look at it) then slid down the hill sidewise a good foot and half (hey, any sidewise slidding down a hill isn't good in my book). I grabbed the parking brake and prayed to about 5 different deities. Apparently one of them was listening because I stopped moving. After taking a personal inventory (My car wasn't hit! I'm alive! So is the deer!) I calmly pulled my cell phone out of my purse (read: savagely tore through my purse and hysterically called my daddy). I told him I was afraid to move my car because of the angle it was at and would he please come and do it for me. Now here is the funny part. I'm far enough of the road that he wasn't going to see me from the direction he was coming. I decided to get out of the car and wait by the side of the road so that he could find me. I climb out of the car, get to the road and look down at what I was wearing (I was in art student mode today and was dressed in nice long black slacks, black turtle neck sweater and three inch sling back heels, also black). Oh, did I mention it was dark? I pulled my Palm Pilot out of my purse and decided to flag him down with the light from the screen (I'm so tech savvy!). 15 minutes later I see him come over the hill, 30 seconds later I watched him blow passed me doing like, 45. My dad missed me. I stand there for the next 30 minutes waiting for him to realize he had gone to far and he needed to back track. In that time I watched a police car drive by too (mental note, keep all white outfit in car at all times from now on). The only 'car' to stop was a huge 18+ wheeler. Bless his heart he earns brownie points. His chain wasn't long enough to get me out though. Dad finally gets back (oh, I dropped my Palm Pilot on the road because I was shivvering so hard...it has issues now), takes one look at the car and says that we have to call a truck. But not now, in the morning. Ironically I have an appointment at the Saturn dealership tomorrow morning at 10am to have the oil changed. I think I'll have them take a look at the alignment as well. -----signature----- I am the opposition. SL-3900; Alpine Garrison; 501st Legion ~~ Kisses for Katie Johnson ~~ Sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos If George Lucas is God, then Timothy Zahn is his prophet.
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Jedi_Noghri Title: FanForce CR Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 12/2/04 12:46am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	wow, sounds like you had quite an adventure. and not the fun kind by the sounds of it. Glad you're alright. -----signature----- "Only one person would dare give me the Raspberry.............LONESTAR" "I'm not flying in that. I want my giggle back."
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The-Rookie Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 12/2/04 10:47am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Glad to here you are okay. -----signature----- "It's a tough job being a Princess, but somebody as to do it"
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20x6 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 12/2/04 1:23pm Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Yikes! Like everyone else I'm glad you didn't end up proving your worthiness by trading your own life for that of a confused deer. Oh yeah, and I just thought I'd share with you all my 1000th post! -----signature----- Ever notice most racist comments start with the disclaimer: "Now I'm not racist, but . . ." _ How much Dew would a dewback do if a dewback threw back Dew?
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Jedi_Angell Title: SLCFF Book Club President Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 12/2/04 6:15pm Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Geez!!! I've never sworved off the road...if you forget the two times it happend, of course. Glad you're alright Erin!!! Nobody's sarcasim makes me laugh as much as yours! -----signature----- "Do you even have a Medical License?" "I lost it....<shifty eyes> in a valcano"
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Jedi_Noghri Title: FanForce CR Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 12/2/04 6:20pm Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Except maybe for yours dude -----signature----- "Only one person would dare give me the Raspberry.............LONESTAR" "I'm not flying in that. I want my giggle back."
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Marold Registered: Apr '01	Date Posted: 12/2/04 7:20pm Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	we are all very glad that you are alright Erin. As for the frost, I hate it as much as I hate ice. You all know my issues with ice. -----signature----- Help support Search and Rescue: Get lost. You're like what, 12? Tell the Force to shove it
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Jowebee17 Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 12/2/04 11:51pm Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Wow, what a scary time. Glad you are okey-dokey! -----signature----- " There aren't enough scoundrels in your life "
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Amber_eyes Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 12/23/04 12:08am Subject: RE: Salt Lake Lounge
	Hooray! I made it home ok after work. With all this snow & wet slippery streets I was worried about making it "uphill" but I did it! -----signature----- It's good to be royal. Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ditto (this one's for you sis)
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