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Marold Registered: Apr '01	Date Posted: 7/24/04 9:42pm Subject: Things that make you go hmmm....
	These are those questions that you ask people yet no one ever seems to have the answer. Here's a question. If a cockroach is supposed to withstand a nuclear fallout, then how do exterminators exterminate them? And why do they call them hemroids instead of asteroids? -----signature----- Help support Search and Rescue: Get lost. You're like what, 12? Tell the Force to shove it
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20x6 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 7/24/04 11:23pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Or why does the drive up ATM have braile on the keypad? -----signature----- Ever notice most racist comments start with the disclaimer: "Now I'm not racist, but . . ." _ How much Dew would a dewback do if a dewback threw back Dew?
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ondiv Title: FanForce Historian Salt Lake City, UT USA Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 7/26/04 9:57am Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	In Back to the Future II (which came out in 1989) Marty McFly's nemsis, Biff Tannen, brings a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac back the the future to his younger self and tells him to use the book to bet on sporting events. Biff, skeptical, looks through it and comes across an unlikely event, "Florida's going to win the world series in 1997,' he reads. "Yeah, right." At the time there wasn't even a mojor league baseball team in Florida. By 1997, Florida did have a baseball team, the Florida Marlins (started in July 1991). And, they did win the World series in 1997. Kinda makes you go, "hhmmmmm......" -----signature----- I am the opposition. SL-3900; Alpine Garrison; 501st Legion ~~ Kisses for Katie Johnson ~~ Sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos If George Lucas is God, then Timothy Zahn is his prophet.
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Jedi_Angell Title: SLCFF Book Club President Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 7/26/04 7:30pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Why do I bother getting engaged? -----signature----- "Do you even have a Medical License?" "I lost it....<shifty eyes> in a valcano"
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RenegadeFury Registered: Jul '03	Date Posted: 7/27/04 9:51am Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Girls are stupid, throw shoes at them. :P -----signature----- Riding the Renegade Fury to Freedom, Jareth Dakk
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VadersHelmet Registered: Jul '04	Date Posted: 7/27/04 9:54pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	^^^ LOL!!! You must know my ex-girl friend! -----signature----- "Never put off till tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today" -Douglas Ottati "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow"- Mark Twain "Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together" -Ann Landers
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LordMaster Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 8/3/04 10:43pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Yes, many shoes must be thrown at girls. Its the only way. -----signature----- Size doesn't matter!
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Jedi_Noghri Title: FanForce CR Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 9/17/04 9:55pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	This is a dumb one but when they say they are going to be showing movies or TV shows "back to back" wouldn't they have to play the second one in reverse? Think about it -----signature----- "Only one person would dare give me the Raspberry.............LONESTAR" "I'm not flying in that. I want my giggle back."
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AllenReturns Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 9/17/04 10:05pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	I almost wrecked my car pondering this one: Ok we always say something was "sub-par" if it is bad or not as good as normal. The only thing is that going under par is a good thing!!! Over par is bad! I feel so confused and naked now...Gads, I love that feeling. -----signature----- Guns for show. Blades for a pro.
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DESERTJEDI Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 9/20/04 3:16pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	How long is a string?? What does water taste like?? -----signature----- "The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!" "desertjedi is a turd" Tricky_Ricky "Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen" Carl
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ondiv Title: FanForce Historian Salt Lake City, UT USA Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 9/21/04 1:02pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown? -----signature----- I am the opposition. SL-3900; Alpine Garrison; 501st Legion ~~ Kisses for Katie Johnson ~~ Sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos If George Lucas is God, then Timothy Zahn is his prophet.
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Amber_eyes Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 9/21/04 2:22pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	One thing I've always wondered about - if you're blind how do you know where the braile signs are? -----signature----- It's good to be royal. Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ditto (this one's for you sis)
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Jedi_Angell Title: SLCFF Book Club President Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Feb '04	Date Posted: 9/21/04 5:34pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Who'd date me....hmmmm...that's deep. -----signature----- "Do you even have a Medical License?" "I lost it....<shifty eyes> in a valcano"
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DarthMoby Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 9/22/04 8:19am Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Man, I'm bummed out. I thought this was going to be a thread about the super group C&C Music Factory. Oh well! leaves room all dejected -----signature----- Just say no to Hillary!
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Jedi_Noghri Title: FanForce CR Salt Lake City, UT Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 9/22/04 3:11pm Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	I have a question that makes me go hmmmm. Why would people come here expecting a thread about the super group C&C Music Factory? Never mind, I looked it up. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B0000027HU001003/0/104-3912789-3234303 -----signature----- "Only one person would dare give me the Raspberry.............LONESTAR" "I'm not flying in that. I want my giggle back."
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Shadow_Wolf_3882 Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 9/29/04 7:35am Subject: RE: Things that make you go hmmm....
	Why do near-sighted people's vision get better with age, while far-sighted and 20-20 vision people's vision deteriorate? -----signature----- "I can't have someone kill me. That would make my death ironic. I can't have my death be ironic." "I'm Darth freaking Vader..." "If you're going to use Google, make sure you spell it properly...."
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