Attending a wedding for the first time a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and this is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want then to take me out when I'm dead."
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A police recruit was asked during an interview, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said." Call for back up."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandmend to "honor thy father and thy mother", she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and our sisters?"
Without missing a beat a little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."
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If George Lucas is God, then Timothy Zahn is his prophet.
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