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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 1/7/03 6:07pm Subject: RE: jokes
If a Seagull eats fried chicken, is it considered cannablism?

 

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frio_carr 
Registered: May '02
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 1/7/03 9:35pm Subject: RE: jokes
would the ocean be any deeper if sponges didn't grow there?

 

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Darth_Doug 
Registered: Aug '02
6617_Yoda
Date Posted: 1/8/03 11:13am Subject: RE: jokes
Finally, the answer to the question everyone has asked themselves:

Why is the sky blue?
























Because if it were green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing.

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 2/3/03 8:29pm Subject: RE: jokes
What is a Texan? a drunk Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.




I find it very funny and I do not mean for others to take offense to this joke.

 

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Fingorfin 
Registered: Nov '01
6213_Arcona
Date Posted: 2/3/03 8:46pm Subject: RE: jokes
angry

 

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ImDaBudge 
Registered: May '02
16498_Crimson Empire
Date Posted: 2/3/03 11:43pm Subject: RE: jokes
Who would take offense?

 

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merlin 
Registered: May '99
44383_Jawa
Date Posted: 2/3/03 11:58pm Subject: RE: jokes
Future Texans like myself. tongue


 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 2/4/03 9:47am Subject: RE: jokes
and I thought you were only a texan if you were born there. tongue

And you did think it was funny Charles.

 

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mini_pounce 
Registered: Oct '02
6354_Ratts Tyrell
Date Posted: 2/4/03 2:56pm Subject: RE: jokes
uh.. i dun see nuffink in that piccy bree... are you saying you'll be an 'X'!?

shock

 

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merlin 
Registered: May '99
44383_Jawa
Date Posted: 2/4/03 3:02pm Subject: RE: jokes
Check again. wink

 

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Fingorfin 
Registered: Nov '01
6213_Arcona
Date Posted: 2/4/03 4:50pm Subject: RE: jokes
Future Texan? laugh
I think you should know that people don't adopt Texas; Texas adopts people. And she's rather picky about them. Not too sure about those that cannot post the flag right on the first try. tongue


Joke:

What did the Zen monk say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."

 

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merlin 
Registered: May '99
44383_Jawa
Date Posted: 2/4/03 4:54pm Subject: RE: jokes
I posted the flag right the first time, but only I could see it cuz it was in my cache. wink

 

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Fingorfin 
Registered: Nov '01
6213_Arcona
Date Posted: 2/4/03 5:04pm Subject: RE: jokes
If you were the only one that could see it, then it was not done properly.

 

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merlin 
Registered: May '99
44383_Jawa
Date Posted: 2/4/03 5:21pm Subject: RE: jokes
*cough*

 

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mini_pounce 
Registered: Oct '02
6354_Ratts Tyrell
Date Posted: 2/4/03 6:45pm Subject: RE: jokes
hey! stop tormenting Bree...

that's MY job!

geeez Bree, couldn't even post the piccy right. geeeeez....

*insert smiley rolling eyes*

 

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