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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 2/4/03 6:49pm Subject: RE: jokes
Just so ya'll know, that joke was told to me by a Texan at least a few times. tongue

 

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Tori_Dakk 
Registered: May '02
Date Posted: 2/6/03 6:23pm Subject: RE: jokes
So I'm a texan, except I don't own any flags.... *sigh*

 

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Fingorfin 
Registered: Nov '01
6213_Arcona
Date Posted: 2/6/03 8:26pm Subject: RE: jokes
shock

A Texan that doesn't own the flag!?
You need to get one. Every Texan needs one.

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 2/6/03 8:32pm Subject: RE: jokes
I'm a Utahn and I don't even own a Utah flag. I have a Wyoming one though. Don't ask why though.

 

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allenj456 
Registered: Mar '02
6150_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 2/7/03 1:51am Subject: RE: jokes
The south Carolina flag rocks!!! No one has the utah flag cause its boring- its just a seal on a bed sheet- looks like the governors blanket or something.

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 2/7/03 10:44am Subject: RE: jokes
It has a beehive on it. tongue

 

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Tori_Dakk 
Registered: May '02
Date Posted: 2/7/03 12:27pm Subject: RE: jokes
There is a dumb blonde (no offense to blondes)and she goes into a store and says I want that TV and the store employee says " NO because you're a dumb blonde" SO then she dies her red and goes back and says I want that tv... but the store employee says "no because you're still a dumb blonde" so then she dies her hair pink blue and says I want that TV... but the store employee still says "NO because you're a dumb blonde" so then she goes and dies her pink and says I STILL WANT THAT TV! But then the store employee finally says " If you want it you can have it but its not a TV..." What is it?

 

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frio_carr 
Registered: May '02
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 3/28/03 11:50pm Subject: RE: jokes
ok ok ok I give up what is it?

 

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frio_carr 
Registered: May '02
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 3/28/03 11:51pm Subject: RE: jokes
is it a mirror a microwave an oven a cardboard box what?

 

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frio_carr 
Registered: May '02
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 3/29/03 10:58am Subject: RE: jokes
here is another great joke

bear

funny no?

 

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Marold 
Registered: Apr '01
6162_Padme
Date Posted: 3/29/03 10:51pm Subject: RE: jokes
Yes Trish, an answer would be nice. tongue

 

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Tori_Dakk 
Registered: May '02
Date Posted: 4/1/03 3:25pm Subject: RE: jokes
oh yeah, I forgot about the answer... it was a mircowave... good job frio happy

 

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frio_carr 
Registered: May '02
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 4/25/03 1:05am Subject: RE: jokes
another good one

made you look

 

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frio_carr 
Registered: May '02
6525_Yuuzhan Vong
Date Posted: 4/25/03 2:56am Subject: RE: jokes
which one?

 

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kita_pounce 
Registered: Apr '03
7447_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 4/25/03 4:16pm Subject: RE: jokes
*falls out of chair laughing* that bear joke was GREAT!! I can't stop laughing!

 

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