posted:Name: Keitaro Kusanagi Age: 18 Location: A Japanese cartoon. One day I was abducted by an alien named Mizuho. She wanted me to help her fight the Scientologists and their Sith Lord, L. Ron Hubbard. So I got in my Super Transforming Veritech Fighter, YF-21, and went on a quest to save the galaxy. On my quest, I was forced to fight and kill these teenagers with abnormally large eyes, irritating love triangles, and Gundams. When I had killed L. Ron Hubbard I reached power level Super Saiyajin 69, enough power to train as a Jedi, which is why I joined. And if you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man! He saw all this, too!