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NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
Callisto_DAerisian
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May '05
Date Posted:
8/28/08 11:18am
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NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
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Hey Peeps:
A friend of mine is looking for star wars-style insults. If you were trash talking someone in the Star Wars universe, what would it sound like? He is working on a project for LucasArts, and some of you have met him. I know we can come through for him =) Please post!!! Thanks and see you guys on Sept 15 or sooner!!!
SRB
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don't hate me because i have a high midichlorian count...
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AKAI_FETT
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8/28/08 11:51am
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RE: NEED STAR WARS-STYLE INSULTS ASAP!!!
Bantha poodo! or just "Poodo"
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Callisto_DAerisian
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8/28/08 12:59pm
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
i had that one too! anyone else? im sure we can come up with more stuff!
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AKAI_FETT
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
Lazer Brain
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Ms_Skywalker
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8/28/08 1:36pm
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Your mithiclorian count must be low
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Hayden's my future husband, he just doesn't know it yet
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Dude, I'm out of fluids!
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AKAI_FETT
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
You're hornier than Maul!
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
"Kiss my asteroid field!"
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AKAI_FETT
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
Boba Fat
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Nebelwerfer
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nerf herder!
or if you really wanna shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista baby"... woops wrong movie
try this:
"why you slimey double crossin no-good swindler! You gotta allotta guts coming here... after what YOU pulled"
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Callisto_DAerisian
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
i LOVE that one!
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AKAI_FETT
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
Jango Fat?
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8/29/08 12:03am
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Wait do you want insults FROM the movies/games/novels etc etc directly OR insults born of STAR WARS pop cultureness. I'll cover both
Most of the movies are covered so I'll go into the novels and games:
"Sithspawn!" (X-wing Rogue Squadron novels)
"Frag!" (X-wing also)
"Stang!" (various sources)
"Fier Fek!" (Republic Commando game, Huttese curse of some kind)
"And you have the mind of a Kowakian Monkey Lizard" (Kyle Katarn in Jedi Outcast, Kowakian Monkey Lizard is Salicious Crumb's species)
"Blaster Bolts" (Young Jedi Knights novels)
"you couldn't hit the broad side of a bantha!" (I forget where this comes from... I think X-wing novels)
"smashed flatter than a hutt in heavy gravity" (X-wing Wedge's Gamble)
"Kiss my Wookiee! (Courtship of Princess Leia, Han says this to Warlord Zinj as he launches concussions missles at the bridge of the Super Star Destroyer "Iron Fist")
"By the Force! (It was a comic, I wanna say Dark Empire but I don't think so...)
"Hutt Slime" (a novel... don't recall which)
You guys forgot from the movies:
"You Rebel Scum!"
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee"
"E chu ta!" (Dunno what it means, I think it's Huttese, but C-3P0 Was offended lol)
"What in the blazes..." (Obi from AOTC)
Pop Culture Star Wars insults:
Some from Robot Chicken:
Yo mommas so fat Obi Wan said "That's no moon, it's your momma!"
Yo mommas so stupid she spent all day sayin am not, to R2.
Yo mommas so stupid that she went to Bangkok for a TIE Fighter.
and of course:
Yo mommas so stupid she thought a lightsaber has just 1 calorie.
*new from me*
Your mommas so ugly that Admiral Ackbar took one look at her and said "IT'S A TRAP"
Triumph The Comic Insulting Dog:
"You're dressed as... a huge nerd? Yes?"
"Jedi Obi Wanna Wack off right now..."
"You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy!"
"but you're not breathing heavily... imagine that you just run... 10 feet..."
"When's he due? That will be the last time he sees female genitalia..."
"Which ever one of you wins is the UBER DORK..."
"Seriously, have you ever talk to a woman without giving your credit card number?"
"Here's a spoiler, YOU WILL DIE ALONE!"
"Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"
"What substance was Han Solo frozen in? No no... I'm sorry the correct answer is "Who gives a ****"
that's just a few from off the top of my head...
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Jedi_Tenken
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Date Posted:
8/29/08 12:09am
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
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Oh here's a very comprehensive list... Some of these are just foreign to even me.
[link=
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]Star Wars Insults[/link]
Oh Holy Sith... forgot about that one. haha
Sith happens!
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Date Posted:
8/29/08 12:24am
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
JedHead1
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"Kiss my asteroid field!"
That's an actual insult:
Kiss My Asteroid - A pejorative request ("Skreej," Tales Vol. 3).
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8/29/08 12:28am
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Frack is also a SW curse! LOL
Frack - An adaptable expletive (The Black Fleet Crisis: Shield of Lies). Note that this is an homage to the television program Battlestar Galactica.
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8/29/08 12:28am
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RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
"Blast it!"
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