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Jedi_Tenken Title: SFFF VIP Jedi Guardian of SFFF Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 8/29/08 1:22am Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
	"Laser Brains" -----signature----- The impossible is what we do best... Rogue Leader of The New Republic Starfighter Command Rogue Squadron General Ming S. Pan "No surrender, no retreat, that is Spartan Law..." "Give thanks men! To bold Leonidas and his 300! TO VICTORY!"
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DarkLordSid Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 8/29/08 12:22pm Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =) - Date Edited: 8/29/08 1:37pm (4 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
	Well, there is my own little side story about Boba's illegitimate clone brother (dont' ask) Bubba Fett. Bubba lives in the dune sea in an old broken down freighter on concrete blocks with his main squeeze the mutant Twi'lek, Gotta Quater. Together the pass the time getting pasted while plugging wamp rats from their porch and make crazy whoopie in front (but just out of reach) of an ancient desert sarlacc just to irritate it. Bubba is known to wear his helmet and briefs and little else when he answers the door, ofter he has chew stains running down his chest because while working he refuses to gets to take off his helmet when he spits. He is frequently between jobs, partly because he's a miserable shot which is a problem being a soldier of fortune, but also because, well.. he smells. Bad. Really bad. One wonders why Gotta stays with him, but since she fried her sinus in a tragic accident using a blaster to trim nose hairs she, "Can't smell a darn thing hic". That and no one in their right mind would want her around either as she tends to swing a mean chair when she gets drunk, which is nearly all the time. Could be another reason Bubba keeps his helmet on too. Another reason might be the time he mentioned that she was the same ever attractive color as rancid bantha cheese. Not a way to make points with a drunken Twi. Irreverent? Moi? Maybe a little. I think it would make a great series, but they just keep sending back my mail unopened now. Don't know why. Maybe it's the crayon illustrations. I never got past stick figures in art class. Go figure. Okay now, serious biz: Check out Troops or I.M.P.S. for ideas. My personal favorite for Scout Troopers: Tree Dodgers. Still cracks me up just thinking about it. Going with that you can get Bucket Head and some others. "Clean Trooper" could imply easy city or station duty, a trooper which does not "get his hands soiled by REAL work". Surf Trooper might also be a derivitive of that as well, a snide term for slackers. Naturally there would be derisive terms for officers and non coms too. Basically any caste or class distinction tends to generate exclusiveness and then terms which belittle everyone else while creating a sense of community within. Even the big rebel helmet troops could be "Slap heads" or "Wedge heads" Could also tell the person to log into SW Galaxies and find a good Role Playing group, they got a ton of comebacks and retorts. Or at least they did before it changed. -----signature----- Smilin' Sid's Used Speeders and Appliances Buying anywhere else is just... Un-nat-ural "You WILL buy one of my speeders.. I have foreseen it" Proud sponsor of Order 66 Irony is not that thing you use on your shirts
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Nebelwerfer Registered: Apr '08	Date Posted: 8/29/08 3:59pm Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
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Callisto_DAerisian Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/2/08 10:05pm Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
	awesome!!! thanks guys. much appreciated! i will keep you in the loop in case he uses some of these, we can watch out for it when the thingymadjig comes out. xo! -----signature----- ...just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should... "I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!" GEEK GIRL don't hate me because i have a high midichlorian count... beautiful disaster, flyin down the st again
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Jedi_Tenken Title: SFFF VIP Jedi Guardian of SFFF Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 9/2/08 10:18pm Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
	Oh here's one I totally love and forgot about "if ego's could power shields you'd be invincible" and later on "Why don't you just expand that shield to cover the whole squad, you have enough ego for that!". Ah... X-wing Rogue Squadron... glorious. -----signature----- The impossible is what we do best... Rogue Leader of The New Republic Starfighter Command Rogue Squadron General Ming S. Pan "No surrender, no retreat, that is Spartan Law..." "Give thanks men! To bold Leonidas and his 300! TO VICTORY!"
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Callisto_DAerisian Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 9/2/08 10:55pm Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)
	Ming your knowledge of the EU astounds me =) someday i will get through all the books eva got me and give you a run for your money. i gua-ran-tee it =) happy birthday btw. oops wrong thread. -----signature----- ...just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should... "I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!" GEEK GIRL don't hate me because i have a high midichlorian count... beautiful disaster, flyin down the st again
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Jedi_Tenken Title: SFFF VIP Jedi Guardian of SFFF Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 9/3/08 12:45am Subject: RE: NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =) - Date Edited: 9/3/08 12:53am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Tenken
	A run for my credits Sharon... CREDITS... Much to learn you still have... Why else do you think I'd take the rank of Jedi Master. -----signature----- The impossible is what we do best... Rogue Leader of The New Republic Starfighter Command Rogue Squadron General Ming S. Pan "No surrender, no retreat, that is Spartan Law..." "Give thanks men! To bold Leonidas and his 300! TO VICTORY!"
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