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Zero_has_lightsaber 
Registered: Jul '05
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 11/27/08 3:35pm Subject: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Take quotes from Star Wars movies and add "That's what she said!" at the end for amusing results! Go on! Do it!

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Wedge: Look at the size of that thing!

That's what she said!

Luke: Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!

That's what she said!

Wedge: Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?

That's what she said!

Han Solo: Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

That's what she said!

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Yoda: But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...

That's what she said!

Luke: I can't. It's too big.

That's what she said!

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Emperor: You want this, don't you?

That's what she said!

Han Solo: Back door, huh? Good idea!

That's what she said!

Han Solo: Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.

That's what she said!

 

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JedHead1 
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Registered: Feb '99
46287_The Clone Wars: Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 11/27/08 4:05pm Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
I've been saying this phrase even before it got popular on "The Office" - back when I heard it on a skit of "Wayne's World" on SNL. This reminds me of that other thread we had when you added "...in my pants" to the end of Star Wars lines. laugh

 

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Nebelwerfer 
Registered: Apr '08
46316_Holiday Special: Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 11/27/08 4:20pm Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! - Date Edited: 11/27/08 4:21pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Nebelwerfer
"Hey, point that thing someplace else."

"Rise, my friend."

"I think you'll fit in nicely."

"There is good in him, I've felt it."

 

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Zero_has_lightsaber 
Registered: Jul '05
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 12/5/08 9:35pm Subject: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
JedHead1 posted:
I've been saying this phrase even before it got popular on "The Office" - back when I heard it on a skit of "Wayne's World" on SNL. This reminds me of that other thread we had when you added "...in my pants" to the end of Star Wars lines. laugh


Actually, it was "...in bed."

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Luke: You've got something jammed in here real good.

That's what she said!

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Rebel Soldier: It's possible he came in through the south entrance.

That's what she said!

Han Solo: Hurry up, goldenrod!

That's what she said!

 

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Zero_has_lightsaber 
Registered: Jul '05
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 12/12/08 1:37pm Subject: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

That's what she said!

Leia: You came in that thing?!? You're braver than I thought!

That's what she said!

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

That's what she said!

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Leia: There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

That's what she said!

Luke: You'll find I'm full of surprises.

That's what she said (about her male genitalia)!

 

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Callisto_DAerisian 
Registered: May '05
23694_Bastilia
Date Posted: 12/16/08 10:57pm Subject: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
ROTFL!!!

 

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AKAI_FETT 
Registered: Feb '06
46307_Holiday Special: Boba Fett
Date Posted: 12/17/08 9:59am Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Zero_has_lightsaber posted:
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

That's what she said!

Leia: You came in that thing?!? You're braver than I thought!

That's what she said!

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

That's what she said!

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Leia: There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

That's what she said!

Luke: You'll find I'm full of surprises.

That's what she said (about her male genitalia)!


shame_on_you applause

 

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Zero_has_lightsaber 
Registered: Jul '05
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 12/27/08 11:00pm Subject: hentai
*Han Solo undoes his pants in front of Luke.*

You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

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Nebelwerfer 
Registered: Apr '08
46316_Holiday Special: Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 1/4 10:51pm Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
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JedHead1 
Title: Chapter Rep
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Registered: Feb '99
46287_The Clone Wars: Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 1/5 1:52pm Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Zero_has_lightsaber posted:
*Han Solo undoes his pants in front of Luke.*

You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!


Zero, you're walking on that thin line again. shame_on_you Remember, this is a public forum, where the minimum age of members is 13.

 

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Zero_has_lightsaber 
Registered: Jul '05
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 1/5 10:59pm Subject: robot pr0n
It is inferred that Luke will disintegrate Han Solo's pants with his laser blaster, and that Han Solo will have no pants to wear (which would look very embarrassing) while walking back home. Thus, "You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

What other connotations would that phrase be associated with? confused

 

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JedHead1 
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Date Posted: 1/6 5:34pm Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! - Date Edited: 1/6 5:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: JedHead1
Zero_has_lightsaber posted:
It is inferred that Luke will disintegrate Han Solo's pants with his laser blaster, and that Han Solo will have no pants to wear (which would look very embarrassing) while walking back home. Thus, "You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

What other connotations would that phrase be associated with? confused


So what connotation was I (or anyone else) suppose to read with this:

Zero_has_lightsaber posted:
*Han Solo undoes his pants in front of Luke.*




If I had not read any other connotations, I wouldn't have given you a warning.

 

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Ms_Skywalker 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 1/7 9:21am Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Hilarious!

 

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Zero_has_lightsaber 
Registered: Jul '05
14725_Death Star
Date Posted: 1/8 1:37pm Subject: Tako-san sausage.
JedHead1 posted:
Zero_has_lightsaber posted:
It is inferred that Luke will disintegrate Han Solo's pants with his laser blaster, and that Han Solo will have no pants to wear (which would look very embarrassing) while walking back home. Thus, "You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

What other connotations would that phrase be associated with? confused


So what connotation was I (or anyone else) suppose to read with this:

Zero_has_lightsaber posted:
*Han Solo undoes his pants in front of Luke.*




If I had not read any other connotations, I wouldn't have given you a warning.


 

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JedHead1 
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Date Posted: 1/8 11:10pm Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
angry

 

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Callisto_DAerisian 
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 1:52am Subject: RE: Star Wars...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
sorry guys i think zero forgets abt the kids here sometimes. please feel free to take down this thread.

 

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