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Master--Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '03
6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 1/23/06 3:34pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
ROFLMFJAO!!! *Straightens out tunics. Raises Glass towards Sid!*

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 1/23/06 3:58pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner - Date Edited: 1/23/06 4:01pm (2 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
Lovely gesture, Master K, but do you mind, your trousers are still around your ankles.

*rolls his eyes at the heavens and looks away*



 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
Sacramento CA FF
The Peacekeeper

Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 1/23/06 4:43pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
*falls out of the booth laughing again* Master K!!! Come on!! A little dignity?

 

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Master--Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '03
6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 1/24/06 12:43pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
TionneHawk posted:
*falls out of the booth laughing again* Master K!!! Come on!! A little dignity?


Dignity? Have you ever seen Velvet Goldmine!? LOL

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 1/24/06 1:08pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner - Date Edited: 1/24/06 1:50pm (6 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
TionneHawk posted:
*falls out of the booth laughing again* Master K!!! Come on!! A little dignity?


Ahem, yours are still down as well, you know.

Except for that Kai person, I wonder why all the Jedi seem so capable of fixing tunics but never notice the trousers? But then the "Masters" never noticed a Dark Lord of the Sith RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM for years either, so it's not entirely surprising.

And it did make them easier to catch with Order 66, matter of timing, they don't run so fast with their pants down... kind of a waddle really.

Ah, and you know, I think that explains YODA... senile old toad never did pull his pants up, was always waving it a Qui-Gon when no one else was looking for a laugh, so I hear. Probably where his apprentice got it from as well.

((That irreverent enough or shall I go on?? *snicker* I've been watching Monty Python on DVD, so I have lots of inspiration...))

*The clone judges score Sid: 9.9, 9.9, 9.9, 9.9 and a perfect 10 from the judge in black armor*

Oh, why, thank you, you flatter me! This week you get paid!

 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Apr '02
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Date Posted: 1/24/06 2:37pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
Yeah yeah yeah *adjusts pants for Sid's sake*
Your judges are biased. I want a recount.

No, Master K, I haven't seen Velvet Goldmine. And after what it did to poor Yoda, I'm not sure I want to. (Though I did hesitate over the "add" button when I saw it on Netflix)

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 1/24/06 3:50pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner - Date Edited: 1/24/06 3:51pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
*wave his hand at Tionne*

Rent it, you want to doooon't youuuuuu...

Get Peter Jackson's Epic BAD TASTE while you are at it.

*smiles warmly*

Trust me, those films will make for a night to remember.

 

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Miana Kenobi 
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Registered: Apr '00
47283_2008 NFL Playoffs
Date Posted: 1/24/06 3:57pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
*stumbles in after a rough few days and orders some jawa juice*

Hey Dex? You think I could get a job here? I'm already pro at working at restaurants. tongue

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 1/24/06 4:02pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner - Date Edited: 1/24/06 4:03pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
And unlike the *others* around here she actually knows how to keep her trousers up.

Er, wait, that just sounds wrong.

Let me rephrase that...

Ah, welcome back!

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 1/24/06 4:04pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner - Date Edited: 1/24/06 4:25pm (9 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
Master--Kenobi posted:

JEDI MOON!"

*Everyone drops trousers and moons Sid!* grin

*frowns* Hmmm...those are not space stations... but that reminds me.

*calls Vader on the com link*

Lord Vader please.
Ah, Vader. I want more of them. Yes, I said more of them, I don't care what they cost, the senate surely won't complain, heh.
*Indistinct heavy breathing comes faintly from the com link*
What? What? Oh, fine, fine, fine just one then. And this time build it in orbit around someplace quiet and green, maybe Endor or the like.
*More insistent higher pitched breathing from the com*
What? Oh, dear me, you are SUCH a whiner! *rolls his eyes* Very well, the moon of Endor then, alright! Look son, frankly I don't care, pick one. Just DO IT, DO IT NOW!
*Uneven heavy breathing from com link tapering off with vague muttering*
And have it in time for my birthday, or heads will ROLL!

*hangs up on Vader*

That boy will be the death of me, I swear.

 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 1/24/06 5:28pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
Why do I all of a sudden feel like I have a very BAD TASTE in my mouth. hypnotized

Welcome back Miana, sorry to hear about the rough days. You shouldn't have to work in here though. This is a place for R&R!

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 1/26/06 5:05pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
TionneHawk posted:
Why do I all of a sudden feel like I have a very BAD TASTE in my mouth. hypnotized



*offers Tionne a "Mustafar Cinnamon Meltdown" breath mint and smiles*

This should do the trick, just remember to tie something across your head so when it tries to flee your esophagus it is still in reach.

 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
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The Peacekeeper

Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 1/26/06 6:51pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
*looks at breathmint and then at Sid suspiciously*
I get the feeling this is a bit like a deathstick....the little voices are telling me not to trust you. Should I listen?

 

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AniSkywalker06 
Registered: Dec '05
19091_Hayden Christensen
Date Posted: 1/30/06 8:53pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
*sighing, Anakin comes into the diner after spending some, (cough) quality time with a certain Senator. Obi-Wan had recomended this little dinerto him before, but he didn't really like the place. But, it was late and he needed a place to rest before he had to go out on an assignment. He walks to the bar and orders a Venti Iced Carmel Macciato*

 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
Sacramento CA FF
The Peacekeeper

Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 1/31/06 4:16pm Subject: RE: Dex's Diner
*wanders back in after a few day's absence and notices Anakin, decides to take a chance and sits next to him, offering a friendly smile*
Hi there...you come here often?

 

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