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Author Topic: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
Sacramento CA FF
The Peacekeeper

Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 4/10/07 12:57pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
DarkLordSid posted:
You people are so odd.




That's got to be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. *sniff*
hugs Sid

 

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Siri-Tachi 
Registered: Apr '05
14355_Qui-Gon Jinn
Date Posted: 4/10/07 1:40pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member - Date Edited: 4/10/07 1:42pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Siri-Tachi
Not wanting anymore promotions one can handle at a time, (with or without a “raise”…. especially from Vader) she comes back to her senses.

Siri watched DarkLordSid exit the room.

“I am out of here!” she mutters under her breath, quickly moving into action.

She gives Kai a “raspberry salute” as she turns to dart out of the room, but not before almost tipping over TionneHawk who was still a heap on the floor. She quickly recovers thanks to her good Jedi reflexes. As she nears the door, Siri gives AboutaSith a quick poke in the ribs, muttering over her shoulder "It's all your fault, you - you Sith!" And at that she exits the room.

There was no stopping her once she was free.

Thankfully, she didn’t turn the same corner as DarkLordSid....


dancing

 

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Kai_Vandekar 
Registered: Feb '05
23719_Corran Horn
Date Posted: 4/10/07 3:43pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
I'm still on the naughty chair cuz my secret alter-ego is also a Sith and people are beginning to SUSPECT.

*makes suspicious eyes at everyone in the room and sticks gum on underside of naughty chair*

- Kai, all full of hidden motives and stuff

 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
Sacramento CA FF
The Peacekeeper

Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 4/10/07 3:50pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
*still lying on the floor next to naughty chair*
OOOOOOOO!!! I saw that!! I'm teeelllllling!!!!!

-Hawkie..all impish and full of Imperial Squirrel energy grin

 

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Master--Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '03
6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 4/10/07 7:36pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
* Walks in..looks around...slooooowwwly backs out and closes the door*

*thinks. "Sid's problem now." laugh

 

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Kai_Vandekar 
Registered: Feb '05
23719_Corran Horn
Date Posted: 4/16/07 10:05am Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
TionneHawk posted:
*still lying on the floor next to naughty chair*
OOOOOOOO!!! I saw that!! I'm teeelllllling!!!!!

-Hawkie..all impish and full of Imperial Squirrel energy grin


Saw what? *glares, daring her to reveal the hidden gum placement*

- Kai

 

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TionneHawk 
Title: Former CR
Sacramento CA FF
The Peacekeeper

Registered: Apr '02
44326_TIE Pilot
Date Posted: 4/16/07 11:48am Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
Uhm...nothing....nothing at all. whistling
*follows Master K out the door to avoid Kai's wrath*

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 4/16/07 12:48pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member - Date Edited: 4/16/07 12:49pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
Suddenly with a loud "YEEEEHAWWW!" the business end of a warbling hover tank pokes it's snout into the room and hoses the interior and any remaining occupants down with a thick coating of gloss black paint.

From outside there is mild applause and an evil chuckle accompanied by what sounds like, "something something COMPLETE!"

 

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AboutaSith 
Title: IEFF Webi-Master
Registered: May '05
45264_Vader Guitar Hero
Date Posted: 4/16/07 8:06pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
Covers ears and does and evil grin and says "I cant hear you!"

 

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Kai_Vandekar 
Registered: Feb '05
23719_Corran Horn
Date Posted: 4/17/07 9:41am Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
*sits there, dripping with black paint*

Somehow, I never thought the Dark Side would be so...messy.

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 4/17/07 9:55am Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member - Date Edited: 4/17/07 10:33am (2 edits total) Edited By: DarkLordSid
If you enter an elegant office and see a tarp or plastic covering the floor under your chair.. RUN.

Or if the chair can swivel on command from a console at the end of the table and an unmarked red button is present on the same console.. DON'T SIT DOWN.

IF the tiles on the floor have a regular pattern EXCEPT where you are standing, STEP TO THE RIGHT.

The following is an excerpt from the unpublished "Evil Genius Henchman's Guide to Power and Survival or 'Where Have All the Red Shirts Gone?' or 'How to Survive a Promotion in the Empire'"

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 4/19/07 8:07am Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
Kai_Vandekar posted:
*sits there, dripping with black paint*

Somehow, I never thought the Dark Side would be so...messy.


Buy you gotta dig the "Mr. Bean" type outlines on the walls. Look a new art form, Jedi in silhouette. True the pink is kind of garish, but at least the black outline defines the underlying metaphor of the dark side pressing in all about them, and the running drips are like the corruption they were beginning to show at the end.

*stands back and ponders his work*

Almost makes me wish Order 66 hadn't been so efficient, could have been fun to have more models.

On second thought, naaaaaah.

 

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Master--Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '03
6455_Ewan the Prankster
Date Posted: 6/18/07 5:37pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member - Date Edited: 6/18/07 5:38pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Master--Kenobi



DarkLordSid aka Captain Barbossa

For taking me ship AGAIN.....

You have been sent to the naughty chair for...

30 minutes..



Your undead monkey may start the timer.

 

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DarkLordSid 
Registered: Aug '04
43410_TIE Interceptor
Date Posted: 6/19/07 9:30am Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
Master--Kenobi posted:



DarkLordSid aka Captain Barbossa

For taking me ship AGAIN.....

You have been sent to the naughty chair for...

30 minutes..



Your undead monkey may start the timer.


Sorry? You think you own that too? Didn't I repaint this place a while back, including this chair?

*whaps MK with a sawdust filled sock*

Homie don' play that game.

 

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Kai_Vandekar 
Registered: Feb '05
23719_Corran Horn
Date Posted: 6/20/07 4:36pm Subject: RE: The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member
*Briefly taking on role of Undead Monkey, chitters and starts timer*

- Kai

 

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