Author Topic: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
The_Face 
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Date Posted: 12/31/06 3:25pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I'm here, just missed one.

Mackenzie Crook's a very nice choice for St. Zvlkx. He would do very well looking like a time-traveling homeless prophet dirty-minded saint. Though I'd hate to see him typecast as those forever afterward. wink

Good stuff as always.


Oh, I got The Big Over Easy for Christmas, and I'm well into that. Great stuff. Simply smashing. grin

 

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TheBoogieMan 
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Date Posted: 1/3/07 4:00am Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I'm yet to read The Big Over Easy and series, as I didn't really enjoy Thursday's time in that world. Worth the read, though?

Oh, and Mackenzie Crook as St Zvlkx is inspired.

We've concocted a cover story of such bizarre complexity and outrageous daring that it can only be true. Here it is: in a parallel universe ruled entirely by lobsters -

Another hilarious line I'd forgotten about!

Rachel Weisz is a good choice; she'd go well with Winslet.

 

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Rogue1-and-a-half 
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Date Posted: 1/3/07 7:20am Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I thought The Big Over Easy was hilarious; it spoofs detective novels and fairy tales both brilliantly.

 

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Date Posted: 1/3/07 12:49pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
Great, as always.

John Hannah as Millon is a superb pick. Mackenzie Crook as St Zvlkx is truly inspired. Yep, I can definitely see that one laugh

I liked The Big Over Easy. It's actually got a remarkably clever detective story, if you can stop laughing long enough to notice, given the setting.

 

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Rogue1-and-a-half 
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Date Posted: 1/4/07 6:49am Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
Yeah, it was a surprisingly good mystery; I couldn't believe I didn't figure it out.

Plus, I'll be casting that one next. tongue

 

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Date Posted: 1/4/07 1:18pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I finished TBEO the other day. Fantastic stuff. While serving as a commentary on detective novels, does very well on its own as one. The characters are loads of fun, and interesting too.

Really, the book has very little to do with the proto-novel in WoLP. Which makes sense since the book was still being formed at that time.

I'd recommend it to anyone who likes good books, and doesn't mind giggling insanely.

 

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Rogue1-and-a-half 
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Date Posted: 1/5/07 11:27am Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
Sean Bean as Spike Stoker



Orpheus would have paid the ferryman, but you know, that's just a scam. You can easily do it yourself; those inflatable boats from Wal-Mart work a treat.

Ricky Gervais as Jack Schitt



We kidnapped you, tried to kill you, and then had you on our shoot on sight list for over a year. You may be in line for a generous cash settlement.

Kate Winslet as Lola Vavoom



No lines. Seen on calender.

John Rhys Davies as John Henry Goliath V



Humans are molded by evolution to be short-termists, Miss Next.

Andy Serkis as Bartholomew Stiggins



Where have you been, Miss Next? In prison?

Why does everyone think I've been in prison.

Because you were heading towards either death or prison when we last met - and you are not dead.

 

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NYCitygurl 
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Date Posted: 1/5/07 6:14pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I love Sean Bean. Good choice grin

I think you should cast the Jack Spratt books as well happy

 

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Date Posted: 1/10/07 11:46am Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
And one final post to wrap up Something Rotten

Jason Statham as Aubrey Jambe



So, what do we need to win?

If all the players on the Reading team were to die overnight and be replaced by unfit nine-year-olds, then we might be in with a chance.


Ralph Fiennes as Landen Parke-Laine



It's Thursday.

I know who it is. You've got a bloody nerve, haven't you?


Alec Guinness (computer generated) as George Formby



Now can we go?

I'm not leaving until I get a refund.


Alan Rickman as The Cheshire Cat



Good Lord, no, quite the reverse.

Jeremy Northam as Miles Hawke



So how much are the revealments worth?

One hundred and twenty-eight billion pounds.



I should take the opportunity, now that the series is over, to mention the reason I cast Winslet as Lola Vavoom way back when.

It's for the scene here where Branagh as Hamlet stands opposite Winslet as Thursday and asks if Winslet as Vavoom has ever played Ophelia; of course, she has . . . opposite Branagh himself in his 1997 version of Hamlet. That's the kind of intertextuality I think fits very well with Fforde's twisted series. cool

This has been fun and I'll be moving on to the Jack Spratt books next!

Thanks for your patience. tongue

 

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Date Posted: 1/10/07 1:50pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
Very nice way to wrap it up happy I'm looking forward to the Jack Spratt books grin

 

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Rogue1-and-a-half 
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Date Posted: 1/24/07 12:37pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
THE BIG OVER EASY

CAST (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)

Kate Winslet as Mary Mary



I'll be honest, Mary -

You should call me by my first name, sir.

Sorry. I'll be honest, Mary -

That's better.


Sam Neill as Superintendent Briggs



Including pigs?

Especially pigs. You so much as look at a bacon roll and I'll have you suspended.


Jason Isaacs as Friendland Chymes



The sock suspender was made in France, 'custard' in French is creme anglaise - and an anagram of Celia Mangerse - which not only correctly identified the killer but also told me the Colonel died before he was able to finish the anagram.

Peter Wingfield as Jack Spratt



Where are you off too?

Clubbing.

Those poor seals.


Sharon Small as Madeline Spratt



What's the big deal? Maybe she prefers older men.

Four thousand years older?

If you could hear yourself! He barely looks over thirty, and he's really nice - and think how it will improve her Greek.

 

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NYCitygurl 
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Date Posted: 1/24/07 2:04pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I like happy Especally the guy for Jack -- he's cute wink

Is Madeline his mother, sister, or wife?

 

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The_Face 
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Date Posted: 1/24/07 3:47pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
I really like this first round of casting. I found Sam Neill to be an especially good choice, probably because he's the actor I know the best of these. tongue But Jack and Friedland look just as they should... even though there's not much description of them, it's just how they seemed to me. *shrug*

 

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Rogue1-and-a-half 
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Date Posted: 1/25/07 11:50am Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
Madeline is his wife. The reason for casting a rather obscure (if brilliant) Sharon Small will become clear shortly. tongue

Chymes is described in the book as blonde, but I couldn't come up with a blonde that felt right. I finally started thinking about other hair colors and the great Jason Isaacs (see Peter Pan IMMEDIATELY; he's the best Hook of all time and the best Mr. Darling) just fell right into place.

 

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Date Posted: 1/25/07 3:08pm Subject: RE: I Fell Into the Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde Ffans
Wasn't he Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter as well?

 

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