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Obi_one_and_only
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Date Posted:
7/29/05 7:54am
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RE: Star Wars (in Glaswegian) Episode IV - Ra Polis Strike Back
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I have no ides MrDD.
I still have to do my army service, and I guess I cannot put it up any more.
What I will do, depends on my connections (a great thing in Greece connections; the friend of a boyfriend of an acquaintance of a cousin thrice removed will help you) and try to get a job in the private sector. Public sector is out for the moment, since I have to sit 5 (  ) exams to get my Batchelor recognised as equivalent to Greek degrees. I will still continue looking for job offerings in Europe/States and whatever comes up.
BTW, I will miss the Glasow winter! 
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MrDankDonk
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Date Posted:
8/2/05 2:13pm
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RE: Star Wars (in Glaswegian) Episode IV - Ra Polis Strike Back
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anyway, enough of this gay banter.......the story continues.....
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edited by me cos the idiot american 'swear-check' doesn't like 'f - a - g'
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Midnight, and Sergeant Naneata of Strathclyde's finest is looking at his reflection in the rear window of the requisitioned CityLink bus, superimposed on the receding cats' eyes of the otherwise entirely dark M80.
" fudge me, whit a fuss about a carload o'neds..."
Drawing hard on the Lambert and Butler clamped under his moustache, Naneata shook his head and started to turn away from the window... but what was that?
Was that the reflection of his own flaring 'american slang for male homosexual' he'd just seen in the glass?
He could have sworn that the wee flare he'd seen had been outside.....
'Hoad oan a minute' he growled, and clicked off the cabin light.
Eyes readjusting to the gloom, he peered out the rear of the bus, and spotted the orange flare of a 'american slang for male homosexual' again... not his own 'american slang for male homosexual', but someone elses... someone down there... in the shadow of the bus's tail... someone driving what could have been...what was...an old Ford Capri... lights off and tied to the bus with a manky old yellow nylon Halfords tow-rope...
"DCI Vader" he croaked, throat dry.
The sign for the Croy cut-off whisked past on the hard shoulder and receded into the distance.... and a hand reached out of the towed car's smashed windscreen, stretched across the bonnet, and cut the tow-rope with one determined slash of something very sharp.
"DCI Vader !" he managed louder this time.
The car abruptly whisked off to the right, crossing the serrated white line that indicated the slip down to Croy and a thousand hiding places in the Stirlingshire hill villages.
"Ya bunch o' fannneeeeeeeeeeees" he heard, and saw several hands flicking Vees as the car disappeared fromn his sight.
"What is it, Sergeant Naneata?" rumbled a dark voice behind him.
"I wiz having a nap. It better be good."
"Oh mammy" sighed Naneata, took one last long suck on his 'american slang for male homosexual' and turned to give his report.
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DARTH_DONALD
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Date Posted:
8/3/05 5:10am
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oh for fudge sake  i HATEsensors!!!!
no bein able to put in "american slang for homosexuals", Mr DD, did it change itself, or did some person the states do it??
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MrDankDonk
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8/3/05 9:14am
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think its automatic......
I'll try typing f a g
****
yup, automatic.
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Obi_one_and_only
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8/4/05 9:19am
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Yes, bad words are automatically starred out. Tell that to the guys at our forum...
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MrDankDonk
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8/5/05 4:22am
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Obi, be a dear and tell us the Greek word for ****
and **** too while yir at it......
could come in handy.
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Obi_one_and_only
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8/5/05 9:30am
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cigarette word = poustis
fornication = gamisi
fornicate = gamo
marriage = gamos
If it helps, ask.
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MrDankDonk
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time for some more, I think....
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Cobranaconda
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11/7/05 4:18am
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w00t!
Good, it needs some more, this place is dead.
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MrDankDonk
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11/7/05 4:46am
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aye, I'll add to it soon.
but given that the films are now officially finished, boards such as this will live or die on socialising, and there's been a tendency towards monologue, rather than dialogue, of late.
I think its more important to have actual chats than all these 'look at me, I'm funny' stand up routines.
so I'll update here, in the hope that people will also pop into the pub thread for two-way entertainment.
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Cobranaconda
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11/7/05 4:56am
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Yeah. As much as I hate to say it, we need the Americans back 
sj, where are you?
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MrDankDonk
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11/8/05 1:28am
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americans ?
you want americans ?
grow a beard, shout 'Allah Ackbar' a coupla times, and you'll quickly be surrounded by americans. Unfortunately, they'll have guns.
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Cobranaconda
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11/8/05 2:14am
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Yes, unfortunately
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11/8/05 7:50am
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I'll let you lot start then.
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8/8/06 3:41am
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*unlocked so the inspired can continue 
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