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Pure Ages ago in a galaxy oot past carbeth.
The Leader of the nedrons Amidala is comin into the schemey high rise flats,They r all gettin aff when som1 blows up there shaggin waggon.
Shagme comes rushing fae the mini.
The Fake gadge"Sorry senator radge av failed.....ya".She drops down dead.
Shagme"Nah".
Capatin Tyson"Mon hurry we can still get blootered here.........Senator ya bawbag hurry".
Most of the Nedi council r there up in the Head of The CYS room.
Jimmy"A dinae ken how much longer we can hold aff the vote my pals more n more parts of scotland are becoming goths".
Mikey-Windu"If they dae break away".
Jimmy"I will nae let the CYS which has stood for a couple of years split intae two my talks will nae fail".
Mikey"If they dae u must realise that ther is nae enough nedis tae protect the CYS we're disturbers of the peace not soldiers".
Jimmy"Wee Yodad..dae u realy think it will come tae war".
Yodad"The Black Cloud over the goths hides pure everything impossilbe tae smell the future is".
Jimmy"We will discuss this later man here comes amidala".
Amidala walks in the room with all her security
Yodad"Senator Amidala your tragedy in the car park terrible seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my arse".
Shagme"Dae ya ken who did this man".
Mikey"Our intelligence tells us that it wis Sweaties fae the outskirts aff Ayr".
Shagme"Naw a hink Count my Pubes was behind it".
Kai"He is a rebel not a murderer".
Mikey"You ken Sexy that Count my Pubes was once a Nedi he could nae kill anyone without lettin 1 rip or chibbing them".
Jimmy"Master Nedi can i suggest u put these ppl under the protection aff ur mates".
Balls Orgasm"Do u hink that is a good idea under these times".
Jimmy"A ken that more help might be a wee bit nippy but perhaps an old friend like master mcnulty".
Mcnulty and Sheepshagger start coming up the wee lift to the top aff the scheme.
Mcnulty"You seem tae be shiting yerselve".
Sheepshagger"Nah nae way".
Mcnulty"A hav nae smelt u this bad since we fell into that hole hing".
Sheepshagger"I have nae seen her in 10 years man".
Sheepshagger"5 seconds tae a see her 4 seconds tae a see her 3 seconds tae a see her 2 seconds tae a see her 1 second tae a see her".
The Lift gets stuck.
Sheepshagger"Ya bastert".
Mcnulty"99999 seconds tae ya see her 99998 seconds tae ya see her".
They get aff the lift Ten minutes later.They see Shagme and captain Tyson.
Mcnulty"Its a Smashing tae see you again sexy".
Shagme"It has been far to long Mcnulty........Sheepshagger is that you wow uv grown".
Sheepshagger"Aye you better belive it".
Shagme"Ul always be tht wee lad fae falkirk".
They all sit down.
Shagme"Whos going tae kill me".
Mcnulty"Dunno we are just here tae help ya not tae find oot whos goin to kill ya".
Sheepshagger"We may not know who is goin tae kill ya but we know whos going tae drill ya".
Mcnulty"What?".
Sheepshagger"A ment tht in the interest of protecting her master ofcourse".
Shagme"We will find oot later now al go".
She walks oot with tyson
Jar jar stinks"Its good tae see you again Sheep boy".
Sheepshagger"She did nae even recognise me Jar Jar Av wanked with her image in my heed every day since av known her and she has forgot me completly".
Jar Jar"Shes Sexy sexy than I hav seen her in a long long time".
Mcnulty"Yer no seein the bright side lad she was happy tae see us".
The Night comes roond n Sheepshagger n Mcnulty get ready tae watch shagme for the night.
Mcnulty"Why are the cameras aff".
Sheepshagger"She covered them she does nae want us tae see her poking herself".
Mcnulty"Wit was she on aboot".
Sheepshagger"Shes got Him 2 In there tae shout Aye if anything does go wrong".
In the windae right that minute som1 puts two wee venamous bugs through the windae.
Mcnulty"You look quite tired".
Sheepshagger"A dinae sleep well coz o my ma a keep dreaming of her ad much rather have a wet dream about shagme".
Mcnutly"Shes a Senator shes no tae be trusted".
Sheepshagger"Shes not like the others 1s".
The bugs get into the room and are aboot tae get on the bed.
Sheepshagger"Yer Bein a bawheid Jimmy is nae corrupt".
Mcnulty n Sheepshagger suddenly sense something and run through tae the room and chib the two wee bugs.Mcnulty sees a wee box jumps oot the windae and land on a sky diving pole hing.Sheepshagger runs doon and gets in a wee car.Mcnulty hangs on but a shot from the assasin guy leaves him falling.Sheepshagger drives roond the round about trying tae catch um in the car.Mcnulty lands on the top of the car and climbs intae the windae.
Mcnulty"Y wer ya ages".
Sheepshagger"A could nae find a car tht a liked with the open rooth and the right speed capabilities".
Mcnulty"If u spent as much time on your wit as you do on your farting you would rival yodad as a fartsman".
Sheepshagger"A thought a already did".
Mcnulty"Only in yer arse wee lad".
They start chasin the gadgy in ther wee motor Sheepshagger takes a wee short cut.
Mcnulty"Where u heedin he went doon past the chip shop".
Sheepshagger"Master if we keep on chasin this guy we will go right past Mcdonalds and personally a would very much like to get a big mac wae an Irn Bru This is a shortcut tae Mcdonalds i think".
They continue drivin up.
Mcnulty"Well uv lost um once again uv shown u cany......".
Sheepshagger"If ul exuse me".
Sheepshagger drives right up a huge ramp n the moto floats in mid air.He then gets oot n jumps right on a car.
Mcnulty"A hate it wen he daes tht".
Sheepshagger lands on the guys car.Mcnulty starts tae follow them wae the mini.Sheepshagger climbs intae the car windae and steers the car right intae a a valley.The Guy starts tae make a run for it,Sheepshagger follows and gets right outside a bar and finds mcnulty ther waiting for um.
Sheepshagger"He went intae the club master".
Mcnulty"Patients there is a que think".
Sheepshagger"Sorry master".
Mcnulty"He went in there tae hav a pint not to run".
Sheepshagger"Aye Master".
Mcnulty"Y dae a hink one day u r going tae jump me".
Sheepshagger"Dinae say that yer the closest thing a have tae a da".
Mcnulty"Well y dae ya dingy me".
Sheepshagger"Um tryin man gees a break".
They both walk intae the bar.
Mcnulty"Can u see him".
Sheepshagger"I think he is a she and a hink she is a slapper".
Mcnulty"In that case watch oot she might want her hole".
Sheepshagger"Where u aff tae".
Mcnulty"Tae get hammered.....Find her".
Mcnulty walks over to the bar a weird looking guy goes up tae um.
Bawbag"Dae ya want tae buy some fags".
Mcnulty"U dinae want tae sell me fags".
Bawbag"A dinae want tae sell u fags".
Mcnulty"U want tae go home and find me some weed".
Bawbag"A want tae go home and find u some weed".
A guy comes behind mcnulty.He smells this and takes oot his chib and takes aff the lassies arm.
Sheepshagger"Nae bother guys Ned business go back tae yer drinks or al tan yer windaes".
They drag the lassie ootside.
Mcnulty"Dae ya ken who ya wer trying tae kill".
Sam"It was an senator fae niddrie".
Mcnulty"N who told ya tae kill her".
Sam"It was for a wee laugh".
Sheepshgger"Tell es noo".
Sam"It was Bounty Eater called".
Before she finishes wat she was sayin a guy shoots her in flys aff in wae a jet pack.
Mcnulty"A wee bulet".
They go back tae the CYS.
Yodad"Find this bounty eater u must".
Mikey"N mare important find oot who he works fir".
Mcnulty"What aboot shagme she will still need tae be protected".
Yodad"Handle that yer Wee man will".
Mikey"Go doon n get wee jimmy tae talk tae her then get her doon tae niddrie".
Sheepshagger"Aye nae bother man".
Sheepshagger goes tae Shagmes Pad tae go n get her.
Shagme"A dinae like this idea of hiding".
Sheepshagger"Dinae worry now that the nedi council has ordered an investigation it will nae take mcnulty long tae find this bounty eater".
Shagme"A huv nae worked so long to no be here when we find oot whos a goth n who is nae".
Sheepshagger"Some times wee must move away fae oor work and dae wat is requested......Tanning peoples windaes".
Shagme"Sheepshagger uv grown up............at least a wee bit".
Sheepshagger"Mcnulty manages no tae see it..................Dinae get me wrong mcnulty is a great guy as brainy as mikey windu and as stinky as yoda.......Am glad tae be his wee lad......But in some way alot o ways am aheed aff him...........Am ready fir the trials but he feels that i am to unpredictable........He is a bawbag most of the time he always dingies me its no fair man".
Shagme"All mentors have a way aff seeing mare aff oor shite bits than wee like..Its the only way we grow man...Dinae try tae grow up to fast".
Sheepshagger"But i am grown up and a look it too u said it yersel".
Shagme"Nah no in the way u r thinkin wee lad..Please dinae look at me like that it makes me horny".
Sheepshagger"Am sorry ma lassie".
They get aff the number 34 bus tae get tae the train station.
Mcnulty"Sheepshagger dinae dae anything with oot texting me or the council.....N if yer going tae shag her use a condom wer no wantin any waynes at yer age".
Sheepshagger"Aye Master...........Its time tae go Shagme".
Mcnulty"May the fartz be wae ya".
They get aff n prepare to board the train.They finaly get on after waitin hoof an hoor coz o delays.
Sheepshagger"Bastert a did nae hink we would be hangin boot that long".
Shagme"Aye".
Sheepshagger"Dinae worry Him 2 is here".
Back at the CYS Mcnulty is aff tae a wee internet cafe.
Waitress"Thers som1 tae c ya laddy Ned By the looks o it".
Dex"Obi Yin take a wee seat al be wae ya".
Dex goes n site doon.
Dex"So my pal wat dae ya want".
Mcnulty"Ya ken tell me wat this is".
Dex"Well wat yiv got here is a Kircaldy Siver dart".
Mcnulty"Y did the jakes no ken wit it was".
Dex"The wee raith rovers badge on the side gees it away the jakes dinae ken noot aboot fottie...Mcnulty a would of thought that u neds had mare respect for the jakes".
Mcnulty"Well if jakes had brains ther would be nae jakes aboot would ther................Kircaldy uv never heard of it is it in the CYS".
Dex"Naw Naw its oot past Fife ad say aboot a hoof an hour drive if the traffic is nae bad".
Mcnulty heeds aff tae the local libray tae find a wee map af kircaldy.
Librarian"R u huvin a problem master mcnulty".
Mcnulty"Aye am huvin a problem finding a place called Kircaldy".
Librarian"Its no a place a can mind it must no exist".
Mcnulty"Naw it is a place".
Librarian"If it is nae in oor map it does nae exist".
Mcnulty goes aff tae see yodad.
Yodad"Weelings weelings a visitor we huv".
Weelings"Orite master Mcnulty".
Mcnulty"Orite".
Yodad"Wit dae ya want".
Mcnulty"Av lost a hing on a map".
Yodad"The weelings can help gather roond the map wee 1s and find the place we will".
Mcnulty"Its ment tae be there but just oot past fife but it is nae".
Yodad"Dae any of u wee yins hav any ideas".
Weeling"Aye som1 has did over it with a marker pen".
Yodad"Incredible the Weeling is right go back tae the shop,get a new map and find kircaldy u will".
Mcnulty"Who could go over the map wae a marker tht is impossible aint it".
Yodad"Dangerous this is only a Ned could of done it but who and why Sit on my toilet seat,read a newspaper and hink aboot this a will".
Sheepshagger and shagme get aff the train n end up at waverly.They go intae the castle wae Queen Jubilee n the rest of them.
Jubilee"Dae u hink that the goths will will come back and become neds".
Shagme"Naw only if we bleach ther hair they will turn tae the sweaties for help".
Old Guy"Wit dae u hink master nedi".
Shagme"Sheepshagger is nae a Nedi yet he is still a wee lad".
Sheepshagger"Exuse me an in charge here".
Shagme"Wer goin tae stay doon in the posh bit of niddrie nane of yer arguin patter a ken here better than u ken here".
Sheepshagger"Aye orite".
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i couldnt be bothered to read that. can somebody give me a short version please
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naw read it ya bawbag is nae funny unless ya dae
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again Obi_wan ur to funny man. whos the Lazzy bawbag? not strong in the force he is, master Luke would be ashamed if he was at the academy on Yavn
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More! I want more! LM*AO.
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aye obi wan we want mare...oh aye...u canny be bothered writen mare
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am writing more right now am just not putting it on untill it is finished
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YAY!.
I'll just wait patiently then ....
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To tide you over: Ra Polis Strike Back
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Right heres some more for just now to satisfy your needs.
Mcnulty gets on his jeep and drives aff tae kircaldy.He parks outside a wee factory.
He walks in.A big huge basterd comes tae greet him
Mcnulty"hohoho orite".
Long necked freak"Master ned we huv been expecting you after all these hours we were thinking u wer nae goin tae come here".
Mcnulty"Aye well u know how busy the traffic is at rush hour".
He takes um through tae meet the Leader guy.
Long necked freak"This is Lam and soup we call um that becuase his heed looks like a lamb in a soup bowl".
Lam"Naw it does nae,they call em that becuase I created dolly the sheep the wee clown ya know".
Mcnulty"A clown".
Lam"A exact copy aff another hing a could make a billion clowns out of u right now,but al naw dae that".
Mcnulty"A found a funny wee bulet my pal says yer wee factory made it".
Lam"Stick yer bulet up yer arse for the time being and come and look at the Clown Army we bulit for yous".
They walk over tae the main bit aff the factory and see millions aff funny looking men.
Lam"This army is for the CYS,you Neds need all the help yous can get right now espescialy since yous managed tae beat the polis.
Mcnulty"Naw its mare complicated now eh...The Goths are like the polis now we are fighting them and there is still a couple of Smelly Shiters out there the DCI's have nae gonae away yet".
Lam"Ah well this army should help yous then".
Mcnulty"How did yous do this".
Lam"Have u ever seen that film jurassic park".
Mcnulty"You bloody basterd,You are gonae kill us all with your bloody ideas a want tae be killed in a car accident a dinae want tae be eaten by a 30 foot beast".
Big neck freak"Al show ya the person we clowned if ya want a bounty eater called Jangly Feet".
Mcnulty"Is he a Plant eater".
Big neck freak"Naw ya tube he is a bounty eater now please come this way".
Sheepshagger and shagme go up the wee steps ontae the balcony aff the shite hole that is niddrie.
Shagme"Look over there its my old local The Huntsman,A hud a few good times there got a few 1 night stands anaw".
Sheepshagger"A dinae realy drink,someone pished in mines once when a was back hame...................But naw here here everything is much worse they spike it so that you get pumped by some nice looking lassie its the dogs balls man".
Shagme starts to look at sheepshagger,they both stare at each other.They get off wae 1 an other, then sheepshagger spits into shagme's mouth.
Shagme"Awww....a should nae aff done that a think".
Sheepshagger"Am sorry".
Mcnulty meanwhile hus just climbed up 8 flights aff stairs.
Mcnulty"Oh Jeeeso wats wae all the bloody stairs".
Big neck"We have a mental hospital up on the top floor we have about 13 more flights,the insane basterds think they can fly so we have tae huv a 21 floor buliding tae let them fly when they want".
Mcnulty"all right fair doos a guess".
They come tae a door.Mcnulty rings the bell then runs away.
Big neck"Wat ya daein".
Mcnulty"Tap door run its pure quality man a hold the record in the CYS its nearly like a scheme sport there".
A wee lad answers the door.
Big Neck"Bobbo is yer da here".
Bobbo"Aye,Da Hingy is here".
Lam"Jangly was yer trip in yer caravan succesful".
Jangly"Sort aff we got a flat tyre so it never went very far".
Mcnulty"Did ya go as far as the CYS".
Jangly"How am a ment tae know a was pished drink driving if u will".
Mcnulty"O well u must know master Diaz then".
Jangly"Who".
Mcnulty"Diaz hes a pish stained ransed tramp he gets pished mare times than america win golds at the olympics".
Jangly"Naw a get my drink fae a man called tyranasaurus in a wee place called bathgate".
Mcnulty"A knew it was tae dae with these extinct basterds,am gonae get my chib out and kill all yer dinosaur pricks before they destroy me".
He walks out.
Meanwhile sheepshagger has just woke up after a long night aff party and drink...Shagme aproaches him fae behind.She turns back.
Sheepshagger"Dinae go".
Shagme"How did u know a was there".
Sheepshagger"a bloody pensioner could smell that smelly hing you just did n the toilet".
Shagme"aye am sorry...u hud a night mare last night eh".
Sheepshagger"Aye A hud a dream about my ma she was gettin slapped about by some dirty pervs................av got tae go n get her".
Shagme"Aye a supose thats all right al some wae u".
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Is he a plant eater? that line made me PIMP.
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Mcnulty contacts the CYS.
Mcnulty"The wee arsehholes down here are making an army af clowns for us tae fight the neds".
Mikey"Are they balls we would aff heard aboot it".
Yodad"Who is the wee basterd that asked for this".
Mcnulty"They said Diaz placed an order in,but the bounty eater guy says he was recruited by some random dinosaur".
Yodad"Bring um here and ask um ourselves we will".
Mikey"Dae u think we should tell the rest aff the CYS that we cany see what the goths are up tae".
Yodad"Naw if we tell the senate then mare wee basterds aff enemies we will huv".
Mcnulty arives in Galashiels after following the Bounty eater Jangly feet.
He loses them,in galashiels he notices alot of black hot air balloons.He Parks doon passed a wee hill.
He gets oot aff his Mobile and goes intae a big basterd hut.
Count my pubes"We must get the goths and the polis tae join forces".
Constable"What aboot the wee smell fae Niddrie is she deed am naw signing nout untill a have her hole on my desk".
Falla"We these new Gothic Pornstars we made we will huv the greatest crew in scotland".
Sheepshagger and Shagme arrive in Falkirk he heeds straight out tae see Fatto.
Fatto"What are ya daein".
Sheepshagger"Orite Fatto".
Fatto"Wait ur ur a Nedi......What ever ya want a did nae dae it".
Sheepshagger"Am looking for Shimi Sheepshagger".
Fatto"Sheepshagger is it you".
Sheepshagger then picked up a can o Tennants and Drank it in a oner.
Fatto"You are sheepshagger it is you".
Sheepshagger"Aye aye very good now where in the name of balls is my maw".
Fatto"She left did she naw she went out tae live in a wee place dinae quite mind what its called".
Sheepshagger"Tell me now ya mad rocket or al stick this can of lager so far up yer arse every time u go for a dump all the junkies will come and drink out yer arse".
Fatto"Aye nae bother lets go look shall we naw".
They go out and find his mothers new house.
Shagme"Look man theres yer old jake".
Sheepshagger"Aye man quality ceen nout how ya daein".
Ceen nout"Aye no bad guys,am needing a pish am a bit hungry but part fae that am all right".
Sheepshagger"Is my ma here".
Ceen nout"A dinae know have nae seen her in a wee while,she has been gone since last night but she usually turns up pished".
Sheepshagger goes intae the house.
Ceen nout"Here Owen we have to great people here right now get yer cans out".
Owen"Orite the cans in a min,Hello mr sheepshagger and miss em".
Shagme"Am Amidala but men call me shagme".
Owen"Am owen,this is my burd,Yazu".
Yazu"Orite".
Sheepshagger"Is my mo here".
Lars"Naw she is nae....am clieg lars shimi is my wifey".
Owen"We went out looking for her this morning she went out last night like she always did to get drink for the fammily,she has nae tunred up a dinae want to lose her but shes been gone a few hours a dinae think we can get her back".
Sheepshagger walks out the room.
Sheepshagger"Am gonae go n get my ma right".
Lars"Shes deed son face it".
Sheepshagger goes out and gets on lars scooter and starts driving doon tae the local strip club...........................................................He arrives at a club.He find his maw in the first off a series of rooms above the club.He see's her lying down on the ground covered in bloody.
Sheepshagger"Maw what the hell happened tae you".
Shimi"Is.....is it......you....................aww your a big sexy laddy now eh.................am about tae become deed".
Sheepshagger"Stay with me ma,please".
Shimi"I......love......i love".
She drops down deed on the ground.Sheepshagger takes a fit,he takes his mothers body out off the buliding and then gets out a lighter from his ma's pocket,He gets into a near by car and drives through the building with it he then takes the lighter goes into the car and lights the seats on the fire.He goes out and while going out he notices a can of irn bru.
Sheepshagger"Oh naw for **** sake".
He rushes back into the car and takes the irn bru.
Sheepshagger"Ayyyyyyyyyya basterd".
He burns his band,he takes a drink.
Sheepshagger"Do you think a should out some locals bins into the car to make the fire go up and kill every1 ma".
He takes it that his ma would say aye and he goes and gets 3 bins from a guy called golders house.
He then drives back on his scooter and watches the buliding explode.
Mcnulty"Him 4 can you try and get a signal on the phone".
Him 4"Naw it cany be done".
Mcnulty"Sheepshagger in niddrie get him its much closer.....................Thats his Number aye but why does it say he is in falkirk a told um tae stay in niddrie.................Ah he most naw be getting enough of it ah well we will call um.............................................................Sheepshagger my phones nacered send my message tae the CYS".
Sheepshagger returns to lars house with his deed mo lying in his arms.Shagme goes down to him.
Shagme"A brought ya something".
Sheepshagger"Yass man Something,a love that stuff its the dogs balls".
Shagme"Whats up wae you".
Sheepshagger"Why's my ma deed,why could a naw save her".
Shagme"You cany stop yer ma fae dying2.
Sheepshagger"Someday a will someday al stop people fae getting killed by other people al be known as death to every1............................................................................I will be the most powerful ned ever its all mcnulty's fault he's being a tube".
Shagme"Whats wrong".
Sheepshagger"I.....I......Killed all the bloody basterd perverts not just them but the women and the children they used...they are like animals daein that tae people and a burned them like chicken.I hate them man".
Shagme"To take a fit is tae be Normal".
Sheepshagger"Aye your shiting it now eh...am a nedi not just a wee ned like u am alot better than this".
Ceen nout comes down.
Ceen"You have a message on yer phone fae Obi wan Mcnulty does that name mean anything to you".
Mcnulty"Anakin send this message to the CYS.
Sheepshagger listens to what he says thwen calls the CYS.
Mikey"Sheepshagger".
Sheepshagger"Count my pubes is behind the hing waes on shagme,the goths are alos planning to join forces with the the polis guys jakes,Count my pubes is a Dci thats also clear....and wait....Ayaa bloody jake tring to eat me".
Mikey"Sheepshagger,Stay there wae Shagme we will deal with count my pubes".
They hang up.
Shagme"They cany get fae glasgow tae galashiels to save him in time.....................See galashiels is less than an hour drive away fae here".
Sheepshagger"He's a bloody prick most of the time but al go n get um".
They go out tae get um with ceen nout and him 2.
Mcnulty though is on cuffs in a wee cell.
Count"Orite mcnulty".
Mcnulty"Prick what u daein joining the polis eh".
Count"My Job,you must join the polis anaw if yer tae survive.........A wish jock was here he would join us".
Mcnulty"Aye in yer mums dreams mabe would he balls he was a committed nedi he's naw intae yer wee pishy dci crap".
Count"Aye if he learned the truth tho............The CYS now under the control of the a polis called DCI Sideous".
Mcnulty"Naw naw nane aff that patter".
Count my pubes"Aye aye he's got tae go..........You must join em Mcnulty and we can bloody kill the DCI sideous".
Mcnulty"Naw yer orite".
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MrDankDonk
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not going to comment on content, that's yir own business.
but a spot of genuine presentation advice — split it into paragraphs, make it clear where yir changing scene, and maybe post it in smaller chunks, and I guarantee more people will read it.
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I agree with Dank Donk. Kenowlesy let me edit it 4 u!!!!!!
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Obi_wan_Kenowlesy
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Nae point its just a wee jakey thing its just getting typed paragraphs and other things are not being considered
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