Darth_Meanders posted:Of course in my day we had to walk 25 miles to the pageant without shoes, it were 125 in the shade, Santa would thrash us with a broken bottle and if we were lucky we'd get to suck on a wet rag. And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
_Master-Skywalker_ posted:Darth_Meanders posted:Of course in my day we had to walk 25 miles to the pageant without shoes, it were 125 in the shade, Santa would thrash us with a broken bottle and if we were lucky we'd get to suck on a wet rag. And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you. well in my day we had to walk 47 miles to the pageant with the neighbour's cat on our heads cause we couldn't afford a hat, Santa would thrash us with his rubber thongs and if we were lucky we'd get to drink the sweat out of our sodden sneakers! Eew !