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Kaety
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Jan '05
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Date Posted:
10/16/05 10:17pm
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RE: Transplant from NJ!
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I was just out in the garage and there was this really funky smell permeating the air...
needless to say, the black alien septic mud infested jeans are now in the dumpster!
hhmmmm...maybe this should have been one of our "stories that must not be told"....
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huh?
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Jun '04
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 9:48am
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Drats! I'm too late!
I was gonna say -- you should put the pants on eBay. Put the whole story of them in the description, and put the word "EMO" in the item description. I bet you could get $10 for them.
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Kaety
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 11:59am
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So, here is the story of why D_N_T fell in the quicksand...
About a month ago I bought a table top fountain. It has four tapered ledges that the water pours over and then onto the rocks in the bottom. D_N_T jokingly called it my Chi fountain (as in Chinese Mysticism) and said that I should balance my Chi with it. As usual, I gave him the you-are-so-weird eye and ignored him. So he and the girls had been playing with it and had piled and balaced all these rocks on the ledges. The day of the alien septic mud incident dawned bright and sunny. But I had a back ache all day. At about 4pm or so, while he was golfing, I noticed the huge pile of rocks on the fountain, and thinking of my Chi and my back ache, I went and scraped all the rocks off into the bottom. The amazing thing is that my back felt so much better... and D_N_T fell in the septic mud hole.
I think I like my little Chi fountain.
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Imperial_Birrer
Title: Former Chapter Rep Southern CO FF
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 12:12pm
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So, it was karma that caused the sludge incident.
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 12:13pm
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The really bizarre thing about that is that we actually DID talk about the fountain a couple holes before he was attacked by the underground alien symbiote.
It was such a good day, too. He was kicking butt left and right on the course, and had joked about his abilities being the product of having his chi balanced.
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JediKnightAlestor
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 2:29pm
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Chi Balanced????? Hmm...
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Darth_Nast_T
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10/17/05 8:18pm
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Ahhh... So now the truth of the Chi-sabotage is revealed.
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Zoom_Cthooga
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Date Posted:
10/17/05 11:26pm
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I guess it's time to start meditating again.
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BellaSabrina
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10/20/05 9:24am
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So, it looks like I'm leaving for Colorado in two weeks. And I still don't have a job. *sigh*
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Jedi_Knight_Birr
Title: Southwest RSA
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Jun '02
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Date Posted:
10/20/05 11:08am
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shiny! so what day are you arriving?
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BellaSabrina
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10/20/05 11:30am
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Not sure yet. Probably November 6th because the NJO has a Charity Dinner and I need to be there.
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Jedi_Knight_Birr
Title: Southwest RSA
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10/20/05 1:11pm
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well if oyur bringing a lot of stuff and need help moving it somehwere, let me know.
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Zoom_Cthooga
Title: Former Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
10/20/05 3:39pm
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The Birrers are awesome at moving stuff. It's like having a guy that's great at heavy lifting, but there are TWO of him.
And they have a brother that's fun to beat up on in karate class.
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RubberDuckTape
Title: Southern CO Chapter Rep
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Date Posted:
10/20/05 7:45pm
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It's like having a personal moving company. With humor.
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Imperial_Birrer
Title: Former Chapter Rep Southern CO FF
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Date Posted:
10/20/05 9:18pm
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moving stuff is fun, as long as futons dont try and eat our fingers  .
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