She Threatened me with Physics!!!
I have youthful exuberance
His words exactly, "that boy worries me."
I deny your uber cool awsomeness and substitute my own.
Blessed be the Noodly Appendage that deftly spreads the holy marinara, ramen

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Diplomacy is only saying "nice dog" until you pick up a rock.

Christmas trees are like a woman's breasts --
When you wish to compliment them,
if they're fake, you say they look real,
and if they're real, you say they look fake.