Author Topic: Why?
GA_Tompkins  205 posts
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 1/8 5:13am Subject: RE: Why?
Why if peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, and chocolate chip cookie are made with chocolate chips...then what are girl scout cookies made with?

 

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RubberDuckTape  5127 posts
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Registered: Oct '03
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Date Posted: 3/22 8:49am Subject: Why?
Why do bananas that look almost ripe still have a 'crunch' to them and no taste at all?

 

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Mistress  9496 posts
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Date Posted: 3/30 2:17pm Subject: Why?
RubberDuckTape posted:
Why do bananas that look almost ripe still have a 'crunch' to them and no taste at all?



They pick them green and then squirt chemicals on them to make them turn "yellow", appearing ripe but still being crunchy and not ripe. grin

 

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RubberDuckTape  5127 posts
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Date Posted: 4/20 10:48am Subject: Why?
Mmm, crunchy bananas.

Every time I eat a banana, I think of the Sesame Street clip where one muppet steals another's teeth they talk about 'crunchy things, like bananas'

I get the strangest things stuck in my head....

 

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Mistress  9496 posts
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Date Posted: 4/27 8:26am Subject: Why?
Why do I have to use the safari browser to view this board while using my brothers computer? What a pain in the bum!

 

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Mistress  9496 posts
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Date Posted: 9/21 12:59pm Subject: Why?
Why is god so ironic? It is snowing and today is the last day of summer.

 

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RubberDuckTape  5127 posts
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Date Posted: 9/22 7:17am Subject: Why?
Why did I forget to put away the box of mac n cheese? now someone wants it for breakfast....

 

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Mistress  9496 posts
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Date Posted: 9/22 1:55pm Subject: Why?
Its a nutritious breakfast, better than what Bean typically eats...a princess snack and a glass of warm milk.

 

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