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Shackleton
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Date Posted:
5/29/06 6:50pm
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RE: The Gold Palpy Society
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Me: And when I say anything I mean *anything*
As we know all too well, unfortunately. 
That picture's an interesting one. I'm sure Palpy can find many seductive uses for such flowers, considering he has so many "willing" apprentices. 
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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Date Posted:
5/30/06 11:24am
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RE: The Gold Palpy Society
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeeeeee, my thread.
Deleted ROTS Scene:
Vader:(waking up.) Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?
Palps: It seems in your Bikini fetish, you scarred her.
Vader: I couldn't have! She was sane, I felt it! (Grrr-eeeerrrrr)
*Vader angrily rips the Bikini off, and tosses it away. Palps catches it*
Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
In the background Palpy grins. He doesn't grin for the loss of Padme. He grins because he finally owns the Golden Bikini.
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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Date Posted:
5/31/06 2:22pm
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RE: The Gold Palpy Society
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I had a really strange dream last night.
I dreamt that I was at a theatre. The main attraction was Charcoal Ani and Gold Palpy. They were dressed in their Gold Bikinis. Palpy and Vader were in a duet and they were singing Madonna's Like a Virgin
In addition to that Governor Tarkin and a dozen Stormtroopers were gyrating in Golden Bikinis too. Plus General Grievous and Watto were break dancing in their bikinis. In addition to all of the events going on, at the end of the song all the Storm Troopers set off some fireworks.
Then Dooku comes out and sings Madonna's Into the Groove. Of course like everyone else he's in his Gold Bikini too.
The dream ends with Grevious, Watto, Ani, Tarkin, Dooku, the Storm Troopers and Palps dancing together in their gold Bikinis to some random Techno song.
Everyone in the audience is traumatized.
Looks like the horrors of The Gold Palpy Society have reached my subconscious mind.
 
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Binder-lover
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Date Posted:
5/31/06 2:31pm
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I had a Gold Palpy dream last night too! I dreamt that Palpatine in his Gold Bikini was trying to run me over with a lawn mower. 
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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6/7/06 3:59pm
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Where is everyone? Did my Palpy dream scare them away? 
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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Date Posted:
6/8/06 9:58am
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RE: The Gold Palpy Society
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Here is a song for all GPSers:
My Stupid-Really Stupid Random Mace vs. Palps Song:
Mace and Palpy fighting in the room,
Boo-ba-ba-da-doopity-foof-foof-foom
Mace, he really wants to show ya
He even wants to show the green master Yoda
Jedi, Sith, they can really please
Just like a steaming hot bowl of Mac N Cheese
Their lightsabers clash, their lightsabers twirl
Palpy is craving a vanilla ice cream swirl
Anakin enters, whiny as ever
Has he ever stopped complaining? Why, never!
Mace has Palpy down, Palpy is panting
The purple saber wielding Jedi is ranting,
About how 'ol Palps has control of the senate and the courts
He also rants that Palpy was acting like a bad sport
Palpy is deformed, which caused some debate
Which was so long, the debate is nicknamed "great"
Anakin states he needs old Palpy, and Palpy begs
Mace raises his saber to make his mark,
Anakin shouts no and chops of Mace's hand and screaming is Mace's remark,
Palpy grins and zaps poor Mace,
As he is electrocuted Mace wishes this wasn't the case.
But now he knows it is way too late,
Before he knows it, he's out the window and plummets all the way down,
Anakin asks what he has done and begins to bawl
Palpy stands up while Anakin kneels
Goading Anakin, Palpy deals
Palpy tells Anakin he has a present for him,
Anakin's remark at the news is a grin that is feeble and dim,
Rummaging through his belongings, Palpy pulls out the thing
A Bikini, metal and colored gold, Anakin's mind begins to ding
Palpy hisses once more the Sith will wear the Bikini,
And that they shall have...peace
Anakin's bad side slowly increases
Palpy allows Anakin to put on the outfit
It was kinky, Anakin had to admit,
His new master names him Darth Vader,
Admiring his new Bikini, Anakin said, "Thank you, my Master."
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Binder-lover
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Date Posted:
6/12/06 11:13am
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was GREAT!!! @_@
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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Date Posted:
6/13/06 4:54pm
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Just for old times sakes, here are some old and classic GPS pictures:
and of course:
^ Johntease!
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Constant_shadow
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Date Posted:
7/3/06 8:31pm
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RE: The Gold Palpy Society
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Jedi_Kenobi32 posted:
I had a really strange dream last night.
I dreamt that I was at a theatre. The main attraction was Charcoal Ani and Gold Palpy. They were dressed in their Gold Bikinis. Palpy and Vader were in a duet and they were singing Madonna's Like a Virgin
In addition to that Governor Tarkin and a dozen Stormtroopers were gyrating in Golden Bikinis too. Plus General Grievous and Watto were break dancing in their bikinis. In addition to all of the events going on, at the end of the song all the Storm Troopers set off some fireworks.
Then Dooku comes out and sings Madonna's Into the Groove. Of course like everyone else he's in his Gold Bikini too.
The dream ends with Grevious, Watto, Ani, Tarkin, Dooku, the Storm Troopers and Palps dancing together in their gold Bikinis to some random Techno song.
Everyone in the audience is traumatized.
Looks like the horrors of The Gold Palpy Society have reached my subconscious mind.
Dude... What the hell is wrong with you?
I was laughing rather hard and I could not tell anyone why I was laughing. This thread is so disturbing, I check back every other month and it gets worse and worse.
At least you guys are doing your job.
I'm going to wash my mind/eyes now.
Why did I read that? After the Governor Tarkin line- What the hell is wrong with me?
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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Date Posted:
7/4/06 7:41am
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Dude... What the hell is wrong with you?
I don't know, but trust me their is worse stuff hidden in this thread. 
Well it was just a dream, sometimes dreams have their share of golden-disturbances... 
Personally I believe the early days of the GPS are ten times more disturbing then my dream.
Why did I read that? After the Governor Tarkin line- What the hell is wrong with me?
Something bad, something very bad.
*Rubs hands together evilly* Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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Date Posted:
7/17/06 3:38pm
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I went to Disneyworld and rode Star Tours. I looked feverishly in the gift shop for something Sidious like and something Leia in the gold bikini like so I could swap things. But, I couldn't. But, I did find a Leia in the gold bikini photo from ROTJ.
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Shackleton
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Date Posted:
7/17/06 5:48pm
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Well, I guess a photo of any gold bikini is good enough. Now you can just use your imagination to replace who's in it.
(Star Tours is a fun ride though. I remember being young and going on it numerous times when I went to Disney World.)
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Jedi_Kenobi32
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Date Posted:
7/26/06 6:29am
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^ So, what you guys think of the Goldeness of the last page? 
Just curious...
*Laughs Evilly*
*Drinks some OJ*
*Laughs Evilly Again*
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What happened to this thread? Well I have a picture show for you all (And no it doesn't involve Tarkin wearing a Bikini.)
Yoda, Dr. Luther and Golden Palpy have decided to team up and destroy the world! Luther says he is going to use a giant laser to turn the Earth to dust!
Sigh, full of clichés your universe is. Come young Padawan, our training begins today
Hey! Don't you dare say my universe is corny, Muppet Man!
The Training:
And one-and-two-and-three-and-four! Come on Padawan, keep training you should! Feel the Force you must! Feel the burn you have
Oooh, this is the Worst-Jedi-Training-Ever!
Yoda: Hey, what happened to that Red Caped, Superhero? He's supposed to be the Padawan I'm training him, not you!
Superman left after you insulted his universe, and my Master turned to the Dark Side because my sarcasm was too much for her, thank you.
I am a Jedi Master CBG, and thus I will train you, just like my old Master Kermit the Frog. We will stop Golden Palpy from destroying the earth with a giant laser! *grumbles* The universe I have landed in, unoriginal it is...
To be continued...
So Palps doesn't actually appear (In image form) but he will. This will be a Mini image/story series, not unlike my FIGS "fanfiction" but using fictional characters instead of real ones.
Toodles!
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Toodles back!
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