Author Topic: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
raptor182cnort  70 posts
Registered: Jun '04
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 7:40pm Subject: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Its just not fair to the rest of the women in the world, she is just too beautiful! I saw a Cheech & Chong movie where they go to Amsterdam and there is a skit where Cheech is pretending to be a handsome actor who scars his face to "give other actors a chance". I have seen Natalie Portman, she simply GLOWS when she smiles, it makes you actually question if there is such a thing as angels in the real world. If there is, she is hiding her wings under her "Kerry Me" T-Shirt.

Should Natalie Portman shave her head to give other female actors a chance?

 

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EMPEROR_WINDU  9471 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 7:41pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
No, Im not a Sinead Oconnor fan at all....and all bald chicks look like her

 

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AdamBertocci  19879 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 7:49pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
It's threads like this that remind me why I keep coming back to the JC. Juuuuust when you think everything's been discussed...



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raptor182cnort  70 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 8:24pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Thats funny, because I'm in love with Rick McCallum, and I'm going to love him and spoon him and rub his feet until he slaps Lucas in the face and screams "Greedo should never have shot first you flanel shirt wearing, creepy beard growing, genius of a script writing @#*hole!"..

by the way, George - though I rip on you, you are a genius and you have made my life better!

 

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foxbatkllr  10247 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 8:50pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
I find the last line in your signature highly, highly offensive and nothing short of flame bait.

 

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raptor182cnort  70 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:06pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Oh foxbatkllr, im sorry for posting the truth in my signature, by the way I should apologize in a language you will understand... 9/11. 9/11 9/11 9/11,9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11,9/11, oh yeah, did I mention 9/11...

P.S. I honor the actual 9/11 victims every single day, they were heros no questions asked, but the others that want to latch on to their heroism.. jump off a 100 story building knowing you will die, then come back and bi@#h about my signature....

 

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foxbatkllr  10247 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:16pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Look, I respect your right to have your own political views, but you can't say statements like "Republicans aren't Republicans if they aren't bombing brown people somewhere" and expect to get away with it. That's a ridiculous flame-bait.

 

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BaronFel88  20971 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:29pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Uhh...isn't this suited for the JCC? And Natalie's hair is one of her best features, so she shouldn't shave it, IMO. sick

 

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raptor182cnort  70 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:32pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
ok, fair enough..

by the way foxbatkllr,

how do you feel about Christian world domination? ... oops thats offensive...

Lets get back to the subject, isnt Natalie Portman the most beautiful women you have ever seen? Should she shave her head to make it more fair for other actors?

 

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EMPEROR_WINDU  9471 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:32pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
There is no reason to post anything about someone's Sig in this thread. Take it elsewhere. But a bald Natalie is a nonsexy Natalie

 

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raptor182cnort  70 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:43pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
there is no such thing as a "non-sexy natalie", this girl is beautiful even when she does not mean to be.. she could shave her head and fart like Yoda in Ep. III and guys would just say "god she is so beautiful, it just doesn't matter"...

 

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BobaFrank  5731 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:53pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Should Natalie Portman shave her head?




Kind of like Sigourney Weaver in ALIEN 3? Or like the actress in THX1138? Maybe.

 

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darth_nemisis  11925 posts
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Date Posted: 10/8/04 9:55pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
HELL NO!!!

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BauconBatista  1945 posts
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Date Posted: 10/9/04 7:25am Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
This isn't a matter of other actresses getting "shafted" thanks to her beauty. If ugly hunchbacks like Hilary Duff can have successful careers, then leave Natalie Portman alone sad

 

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MacetheCouncillor  731 posts
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Date Posted: 10/9/04 1:39pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
Noooooooooooooooooo, she should not shave her head...

 

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MoronDude  10301 posts
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Date Posted: 10/9/04 2:46pm Subject: RE: Should Natalie Portman shave her head?
I think she should shave her head.

I mean, then no one would think she's hot, she'd get dumped by her boyfriend, and then I can swoop down and pick her up, and allow her beutiful hair to grow back... It's a foolproof plan.

 

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