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Veraden 
Registered: Oct '04
40102_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:09pm Subject: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 11/29/06 8:06am (3 edits total) Edited By: Strilo
Answer the previoius stupid question, then ask one. Remember to keep all questions somehow Star Wars related.

I'll Start.

Why is Yoda green rather than orange?

Strilo edit: This game has reached 200 pages. As such it will be on hiatus for a month and can then be restarted.

 

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darth_Boba 
Registered: Aug '02
17820_Boba Fett<br>and Vader
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:20pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
His parents were green.


Why is an X-wing called an X-wing?

 

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Axle-Starweilder 
Registered: Jan '05
46316_Holiday Special: Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:20pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/28/05 11:21pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Axle-Starweilder


rats!

it's called that because of all the exes that darth vader used to draw on his crossbar


what does the mighty chewbacca carry in that bandolier of his anyway?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
23778_Cloud City<br>Hallway
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:24pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/28/05 11:26pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Sekotian_Jedi
Tooth Burshes and Tooth Paste (how else would he keep his teeth clean? tongue )


Why do Stormtroopers always miss the heroes?

 

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Drac39 
Registered: Jul '02
39869_Aragon
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:31pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because they are going blind.

Why isnt there a polka dot lightsaber?

 

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Veraden 
Registered: Oct '04
40102_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:32pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/28/05 11:35pm (3 edits total) Edited By: Veraden
There was, in the sith wars, but the sith destroyed them all.

How tall would Yoda be if he landed on Mace's head?

 

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SaeseeJim 
Registered: Oct '03
6050_Saesee Tiin
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:48pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Taller then he is now.


Why didn't Obi-Wan find some lady to marry when he was on Tatooine waiting for luke to be old enough?

 

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Veraden 
Registered: Oct '04
40102_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:50pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
All the women were killed by the sand people.

Why did the sand people kill all the women?

 

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Drac39 
Registered: Jul '02
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Date Posted: 3/28/05 11:55pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because they decided being gay was cool with the Metrosexual fad.

Why do padawans wear braids?

 

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Veraden 
Registered: Oct '04
40102_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/29/05 12:20am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
So they have something to chew on when they get nervous.



Why is Courascant round?

 

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WLDB 
Registered: Jan '04
23041_Anakin's Ghost<br>Hayden
Date Posted: 3/29/05 12:29am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because Star Wars wasnt made before 1492.

Why does Darth Vader wear a black suit, why not green or red?

 

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heels1785 
Registered: Dec '03
43762_Count Dooku
Date Posted: 3/29/05 12:59am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Palpatine told him the black suit goes better with his boots.

Why is Mace bald?


 

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YouAgain 
Registered: Dec '01
13719_StormTrooper Happy
Date Posted: 3/29/05 1:21am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Accident with a lightsaber in his padawan days.


Why is jabba so fat?

 

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michaelbacca 
Registered: Mar '05
22365_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 3/29/05 2:55am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he doesn't play enough racketball.




Why didn't Star Wars have a soundtrack full of songs by Queen?

 

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Ghost_Jedi 
Registered: Sep '03
18621_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/29/05 3:30am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
b/c GL had to save something for that other sci-fi series




Why is the milk blue?

 

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STUBRIS 
Registered: Dec '01
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Date Posted: 3/29/05 4:31am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because the green milk was sold out

Why does Han love Leia?

 

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