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Sekotian_Jedi Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 4:47am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Because she is rich. (though it could be that he actually loves her too... ) Why do the TIE fighters make so much noise? -----signature----- There will always be someone to recognize another's hard work... [=-=FanFics=-=] http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=19833992&replies=0 [updated: Dec 23] http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=22645782&brd=10476
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KenKenobi Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 3/29/05 10:44am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	They ate Mexican for supper Why did Obi-Wan assume the name "Ben Kenobi"? -----signature----- An official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot Range-Model air rifle With a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time
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JediNemesis Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 3/29/05 10:47am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Because 'Elvis Kenobi' didn't quite cut it. Why does Luke have that haircut? -----signature----- BeTS Best Author '08 NEW Eleven Summers - http://boards.theforce.net/a/b1/29657584 Lightning and Diamonds - http://boards.theforce.net/a/b1/29251762 Into The Shining Day - http://boards.theforce.net/a/b1/29224914
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Reboscale Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:29am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/29/05 11:34am (2 edits total) Edited By: Reboscale
	Because no one would believe that a kid with a goofy haircut could be the son of a dark lord. Why does Jabba make his slaves wear metal bikinis??? Why can't they just wear blue jeans and a T-shirt? -----signature----- May the Force be with you -(bow) Jedi Master and Council Member in the SWC Jedi Trials Vice-Chancellor of the SWC Rebel Alliance Director of the Jedi Trials "Jedi Bear Clan" Trained in the Jedi Arts by Jedi Master Darth_Horax
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Axle-Starweilder Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:31am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	because he likes what it does to their nipples. why does aunt beru like batchi so much? -----signature----- reducto absurdum of all human experience
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Reboscale Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:37am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Because she used to play Bocce in collage! Why doesn't Chewbacca get sub-titles? -----signature----- May the Force be with you -(bow) Jedi Master and Council Member in the SWC Jedi Trials Vice-Chancellor of the SWC Rebel Alliance Director of the Jedi Trials "Jedi Bear Clan" Trained in the Jedi Arts by Jedi Master Darth_Horax
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GORILLA Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:44am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Because she refuses to speak to those filthy Italian/Tatooine imigrants. Why do ugnaughts wear smocks? -----signature----- "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee." I'm just a blue man trapped within a red empire. I don't weigh 800 lbs but I dare anybody to ignore me when I'm in the room.
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Timothor Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:47am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Since togas went out of fashion. Why are Wookies so hairy? -----signature----- "The will of the Conclave is absolute. Make peace with Adun." -Aldaris, Starcraft
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Reboscale Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:51am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Because they're Baptised in Rogain. (duh) Why did they build an exhuast port on the Death Star that led directly to the main reactor? -----signature----- May the Force be with you -(bow) Jedi Master and Council Member in the SWC Jedi Trials Vice-Chancellor of the SWC Rebel Alliance Director of the Jedi Trials "Jedi Bear Clan" Trained in the Jedi Arts by Jedi Master Darth_Horax
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Son_of_Jango Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 3/29/05 1:39pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	they were bored of winning why wasnt jar jar killed -----signature----- The Best Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy General Grievous of Separatists Fan Club Mace Windu- The BMF
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Veraden Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 3/29/05 2:42pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	He ate too much carrot which made him immortal Why does eating too much carrot make jar jar immortal? -----signature----- Founder of Dooku's Fanclub: http://boards.theforce.net/Star_Wars_Community/b10012/20384558/?0 {-\|-\|-\|-\|-} My Icons : http://www.angelfire.com/theforce2/veraden/ {-\|-\|-\|-\|-} "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
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Annatar Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 3:47pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/29/05 3:47pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Annatar
	Because even George has to get his sick kicks... How fast is the Death Star? -----signature----- Supershadow: The libelious jerk who's still operating. " NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oh-oh-oh-ho-ho-oh-ho!!! This sucks." Grif, Red vs. Blue Member of The General Grievous Fanclub.
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Reboscale Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 4:00pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	The Death Star can move at 25 mph, unless towed by a TIE fighter, which it can then move at 25.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mph Why are there no aliens in the Empire? -----signature----- May the Force be with you -(bow) Jedi Master and Council Member in the SWC Jedi Trials Vice-Chancellor of the SWC Rebel Alliance Director of the Jedi Trials "Jedi Bear Clan" Trained in the Jedi Arts by Jedi Master Darth_Horax
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Deyla_Heren Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 4:42pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	Because Palpatine ate them all for lunch. Why did Palpatine eat the aliens for lunch? -----signature----- Jedi Master in the SWC Jedi Trials Former Padawan to Axle-Starweilder Current Padawan: (Awaiting a new Padawan) Previous Padawan's: pucifur27, Darth_Vaderous, Adm_Thrawn, Darklord07 \|-Member of the official Obi-Wan Kenobi fanclub-\|
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alne6gri0wa Registered: Mar '05	Date Posted: 3/29/05 5:09pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
	To avoid racial discrimination. why would palpatine care about racial discrimination? -----signature----- Official Drunkard of the Blue Moon Cantina, EUC. 42 I am definitive, reality is frequently inaccurate. You fight like a dairy farmer! Mormon's Rule!!
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