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Ghost_Jedi 
Registered: Sep '03
18621_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/29/05 5:21pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
the gclu




how much wood could an ewok chuck, if an ewok could chuck wood?

 

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Veraden 
Registered: Oct '04
40102_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/29/05 6:18pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
More than Han.

Why can an ewok chuck more wood than Han?

 

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Son_of_Jango 
Registered: Dec '04
24070_Mace
Date Posted: 3/29/05 8:06pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
becuz hans too kool bout people named charles

why is chuck short for charles

 

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Registered: Jun '02
Date Posted: 3/29/05 8:26pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Who gives a Chuck?

Why was the Podrace announcer two-headed?

 

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Ghost_Jedi 
Registered: Sep '03
18621_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/29/05 8:31pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
b/c hiring one 2-headed person is cheaper than hire two 1-headed people





What are Jabba's personal hygene habits?

 

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BauconBatista 
Registered: Jun '04
6381_Coleman Trebor
Date Posted: 3/29/05 8:42pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
You don't want to know sick

Why doesn't Vader just kill everybody?

 

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darthnick11 
Registered: Mar '04
24194_Grievous
Date Posted: 3/29/05 9:07pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because he...uh....doesn't want to wink

Why does Palpatine have wrinkles?

 

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SaeseeJim 
Registered: Oct '03
6050_Saesee Tiin
Date Posted: 3/29/05 9:36pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he's old and wrinkly, duh!


How do you say Chewbacca in Wookiee language?

 

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liv3 
Registered: Dec '04
6265_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 3/29/05 9:53pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
chewbacca

what is the meaning of life?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
23778_Cloud City<br>Hallway
Date Posted: 3/29/05 10:02pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
42!

Why does the Force have two sides?

 

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liv3 
Registered: Dec '04
6265_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 3/29/05 10:21pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
/\ hey! you got it! lol

cuz it would be very hard to flip it if it had three

who is george lucas?

 

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DarthRevlis 
Registered: Oct '03
6364_Yoda
Date Posted: 3/29/05 10:29pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/29/05 10:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthRevlis
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Where does George Lucas get the ideas for titles of his movies?

 

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KenKenobi 
Registered: Jul '02
23782_Ebon Hawk
Date Posted: 3/29/05 10:36pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
From SuperShadow


Does Darth Vader ever take a bath?

 

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liv3 
Registered: Dec '04
6265_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 3/29/05 11:18pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
i sent someone to find out, he never came back....

is jar-jar gay?

 

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Timothor 
Registered: Nov '04
7733_Desann
Date Posted: 3/30/05 2:26am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Ask Tarpals his old friend, they spent many Gungan days bathing

Why does Boss Nass spit so much, no other Gungans do???

 

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