Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Ghost_Jedi 
Registered: Sep '03
18621_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 3/30/05 7:46am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He actually chews tobacco




how many nerfs are in a herd?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
23778_Cloud City<br>Hallway
Date Posted: 3/30/05 8:06am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
only 1! Nerfs are dumb and therefore can't count... tongue

Why are Nerfs dumb?

 

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Jaina-Solo-1 
Registered: Jan '05
7891_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 3/30/05 8:53am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because Jar-Jar taught them.


How many Sith does it take to fix a glowpanel?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
23778_Cloud City<br>Hallway
Date Posted: 3/30/05 8:55am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/30/05 8:56am (1 edits total) Edited By: Sekotian_Jedi
zero, because one is more than enough to destroy it! ( tongue )

Why do Banthas make "Mooo" sounds?

 

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Jaina-Solo-1 
Registered: Jan '05
7891_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 3/30/05 8:56am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
No one knows....


Can an Ewok swim?

 

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Sekotian_Jedi 
Registered: Feb '05
23778_Cloud City<br>Hallway
Date Posted: 3/30/05 9:01am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
No...but they can Fly. (why do you think they live in trees like birds?)


Why can the Ewoks beat the Imperial AT-STs so easily?

 

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Arch_Clone_Trooper 
Registered: Mar '05
40303_Clonetrooper(ARC)<br>Captain Fordo
Date Posted: 3/30/05 9:13am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
becasue rocks are stornger then blaster fire...

y cant a girl have sex with out becoming emotional to the guy?

 

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Sarg_Kulo 
Registered: May '04
14902_Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 3/30/05 9:33am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because she feels the power of the force.

Why does Jabba eat frog wanabes?

 

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Reboscale 
Registered: Feb '05
14703_Saesee Tiin
Date Posted: 3/30/05 1:22pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because it's cheaper then Shrimp wanabe's

Why is Han so attracted to Leia?

 

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Sarg_Kulo 
Registered: May '04
14902_Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 3/30/05 1:29pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he thought they were Danich pastries on the side of her hair.

Why did GL change cool wookiees to gay Ewoks?

 

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Reboscale 
Registered: Feb '05
14703_Saesee Tiin
Date Posted: 3/30/05 1:33pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he was the first in line to jump on the Metrosexual bandwagon...


Why does Carrie Fischer look more like the goodyear blimp then princess leia now?

 

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Son_of_Jango 
Registered: Dec '04
24070_Mace
Date Posted: 3/30/05 2:36pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
cuz she ate those danishes on the sides of her head

how did they taste?

 

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DeJade_Vu 
Registered: Jul '02
Date Posted: 3/30/05 4:38pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Apparently, rather stale (being 25 years old and all).

Why did Anakin pointlessly yell "It's working! It's working!!" when everyone could see for themselves that the podracer obviously was?

 

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heels1785 
Registered: Dec '03
24207_Anakin
Date Posted: 3/30/05 4:43pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He was trying to impress Padme with his deep voice.

Why does Panaka continue to disagree with Qui-Gon about going to Tatooine after Qui-Gon explains the situation?

 

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KenKenobi 
Registered: Jul '02
46807_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 3/30/05 4:49pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 3/30/05 4:50pm (1 edits total) Edited By: KenKenobi
Because Panaka is an idiot

Why did GL cast someone as sucky as Jake Lloyd to play the young Darth Vader-to-be?

 

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