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Topic:
Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
ShrunkenJedi
Registered:
Apr '03
Date Posted:
10/9/06 10:39am
Subject:
RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Then they'd be the Sith. Duh.
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What happens to the Lars homestead after it's burned out?
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darksidesticks
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Aug '06
Date Posted:
10/9/06 6:04pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Jawas and/or Hutts take it over and make it into a tourist attraction.
Why is Anakin Skywalker such a good pilot?
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Viceroy_NuteGunray
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Tasmania, AU
Registered:
Aug '05
Date Posted:
10/9/06 8:01pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he uses auto-pilot.
What would Mr Bean do if he was a Jedi?
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Cinnamon_Windu
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Jan '05
Date Posted:
10/9/06 9:09pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He'd cut off his own foot with his lightsaber.
Is Dave Wolverton a psuedonym of Mel Brooks?
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Nexumaster
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Feb '05
Date Posted:
10/10/06 12:16am
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
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No, it's a pseudonym for Dark Helmet.
Why does Lucas say that Darth Vader is the villain of the saga, when it is really the emperor who is?
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darksidesticks
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Aug '06
Date Posted:
10/10/06 5:40am
Subject:
RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he was making stuff up while he went along
Why don't the Ep. III rebels just bring down a building on Palpy and make it look like an accident?
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RocketGirl
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Jun '02
Date Posted:
10/10/06 7:45am
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because to pull a Looney Tunes stunt like that, the Saga would have had to have been released by Warner instead of Fox.
Is 'Solo' Han's
real
last name, or did he change it in order to sound kinna badass?
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JohnnyRingo02
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Mar '06
Date Posted:
10/10/06 11:22am
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
No it's actually Han Frederick but Han changed it because he kept having to whack people who were laughing at him.
What exactly type of meat was that Chewie grabbed in ROTJ?
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Lord_Vivec
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Apr '06
Date Posted:
10/10/06 1:35pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
It was chewable meat.
Who do they call a Jedi merchant?
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darksidesticks
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Aug '06
Date Posted:
10/10/06 8:33pm
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There aren't andy Jedi merchants. they all became Sith, led by Darth Trump, and whoever's his apprentice this season.
How were clones able to suprise and kill the entire Jedi order?
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Chiss_Insight
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Jun '06
Date Posted:
10/11/06 2:09pm
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RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because clones clearly demonstrate the power of a mob mentality.
Why did Yoda have his #$$ handed to him by Palps in ROTS?
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Rogue_Han
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Oct '06
Date Posted:
10/11/06 2:37pm
Subject:
RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because otherwise Palpy would die too early, in turn leaving Anakin to die on Mustafar, and that would cause certain problems to our beloved story.
Why did they let Lucas script the love story?
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justicejedi
Registered:
Oct '06
Date Posted:
10/11/06 4:29pm
Subject:
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because lucas loves seeing natalie portman cry
why is yoda so short?
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Viceroy_NuteGunray
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Tasmania, AU
Registered:
Aug '05
Date Posted:
10/11/06 5:22pm
Subject:
RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He didn't eat his vege's.
Why does C-3PO have a silly walk?
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Cinnamon_Windu
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Jan '05
Date Posted:
10/11/06 5:34pm
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Because he was made by a child.
Did Shmi know Anakin was making C-3PO?
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