Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
ShrunkenJedi 
Registered: Apr '03
41735_Fan Fiction
Date Posted: 10/9/06 10:39am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Then they'd be the Sith. Duh. rolling_eyes

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What happens to the Lars homestead after it's burned out?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/9/06 6:04pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Jawas and/or Hutts take it over and make it into a tourist attraction.

Why is Anakin Skywalker such a good pilot?

 

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Viceroy_NuteGunray 
Title: Viceroy of FanForce
Tasmania, AU

Registered: Aug '05
Date Posted: 10/9/06 8:01pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he uses auto-pilot.

What would Mr Bean do if he was a Jedi?

 

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Cinnamon_Windu 
Registered: Jan '05
23963_Palpatine
Date Posted: 10/9/06 9:09pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He'd cut off his own foot with his lightsaber.

Is Dave Wolverton a psuedonym of Mel Brooks?

 

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Nexumaster 
Registered: Feb '05
14883_Jawa Concept
Date Posted: 10/10/06 12:16am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer - Date Edited: 10/10/06 12:19am (2 edits total) Edited By: Nexumaster
No, it's a pseudonym for Dark Helmet.

Why does Lucas say that Darth Vader is the villain of the saga, when it is really the emperor who is?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/10/06 5:40am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he was making stuff up while he went along

Why don't the Ep. III rebels just bring down a building on Palpy and make it look like an accident?

 

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RocketGirl 
Registered: Jun '02
19660_Pink Five
Date Posted: 10/10/06 7:45am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because to pull a Looney Tunes stunt like that, the Saga would have had to have been released by Warner instead of Fox.

Is 'Solo' Han's real last name, or did he change it in order to sound kinna badass?

 

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JohnnyRingo02 
Registered: Mar '06
41551_ARC Commander
Date Posted: 10/10/06 11:22am Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
No it's actually Han Frederick but Han changed it because he kept having to whack people who were laughing at him.

What exactly type of meat was that Chewie grabbed in ROTJ?

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
47173_2008 Winter Holidays
Date Posted: 10/10/06 1:35pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
It was chewable meat.



Who do they call a Jedi merchant?

 

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darksidesticks 
Registered: Aug '06
Date Posted: 10/10/06 8:33pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
There aren't andy Jedi merchants. they all became Sith, led by Darth Trump, and whoever's his apprentice this season.

How were clones able to suprise and kill the entire Jedi order?

 

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Chiss_Insight 
Registered: Jun '06
6528_Thrawn
Date Posted: 10/11/06 2:09pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because clones clearly demonstrate the power of a mob mentality.

Why did Yoda have his #$$ handed to him by Palps in ROTS?

 

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Rogue_Han 
Registered: Oct '06
23527_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 10/11/06 2:37pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because otherwise Palpy would die too early, in turn leaving Anakin to die on Mustafar, and that would cause certain problems to our beloved story.

Why did they let Lucas script the love story?

 

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justicejedi 
Registered: Oct '06
43232_Yoda Force Lightning Jar Jar
Date Posted: 10/11/06 4:29pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
because lucas loves seeing natalie portman cry

why is yoda so short?

 

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Viceroy_NuteGunray 
Title: Viceroy of FanForce
Tasmania, AU

Registered: Aug '05
Date Posted: 10/11/06 5:22pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
He didn't eat his vege's.

Why does C-3PO have a silly walk?

 

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Cinnamon_Windu 
Registered: Jan '05
23963_Palpatine
Date Posted: 10/11/06 5:34pm Subject: RE: Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because he was made by a child.

Did Shmi know Anakin was making C-3PO?

 

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